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Napoleon Bonaparte was the greatest man to ever live and his defeat at Waterloo was the greatest tragedy in european history.
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Shouldn't have gone to Russia, idiot
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Jun 5, 2014 17:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
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Jun 5, 2014 17:01
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i heard he was not actually that short, it's mostly a misconception
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Jun 5, 2014 17:01
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Much more interesting, 10 times more interesting in fact: Napoleon is boring and overdone. Napoleon III is where its at now.
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Jun 5, 2014 17:08
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I have heard that song a million times without listening to the words or knowing what the gently caress it was about. Holy poo poo.
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Jun 5, 2014 17:16
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je suis gai
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Jun 5, 2014 17:37
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Gnoll Pie posted:Much more interesting, 10 times more interesting in fact: wasn't napoleon III the dumb human being who lost hte franco-prussian war
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Jun 5, 2014 17:44
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Fandyien posted:wasn't napoleon III the dumb human being who lost hte franco-prussian war all the napoleon sequels sucked rear end
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Jun 5, 2014 17:45
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butplug accident posted:all the napoleon sequels sucked rear end so napoleon is like most video games and movies
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Jun 5, 2014 17:47
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napoleon 2: electric boogaloo
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Jun 5, 2014 17:48
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Maldoror posted:i heard he was not actually that short, it's mostly a misconception this is too bad bc if you point out an angry short person his napoleon complex he'll be like "napoleon wasn't even short idiot!!!" which is factual but it doesnt make short people any less frustrated
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Jun 5, 2014 17:50
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butplug accident posted:all the napoleon sequels sucked rear end Actually the Napoleon who hosed off to South Africa and got speared by Zulus somehow was the best Napoleon The British actually sponsored his stupid misadventure too, like he was their pet or something
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Jun 5, 2014 17:50
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as far as european royalty goes, charles II of spain was the "so bad it's funny/good" direct-to-video sequel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
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Jun 5, 2014 17:51
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Agreed, OP. He dragged Europe into Civilization out of poverty and savagery, and all they had to do in return was honor him as supreme emperor of earth forever.
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Jun 5, 2014 17:53
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March 9, 1815 THE ANTHROPOPHAGUS HAS QUITTED HIS DEN March 10, 1815 THE CORSICAN OGRE HAS LANDED AT CAPE JUAN March 11, 1815 THE TIGER HAS ARRIVED AT CAP March 12, 1815 THE MONSTER SLEPT AT GRENOBLE March 13, 1815 THE TYRANT HAS PASSED THOUGH LYONS March 14, 1815 THE USURPER IS DIRECTING HIS STEPS TOWARDS DIJON March 18, 1815 BONAPARTE IS ONLY SIXTY LEAGUES FROM THE CAPITAL He has been fortunate enough to escape his pursuers March 19, 1815 BONAPARTE IS ADVANCING WITH RAPID STEPS, BUT HE WILL NEVER ENTER PARIS March 20, 1815 NAPOLEON WILL, TOMORROW, BE UNDER OUR RAMPARTS March 21, 1815 THE EMPEROR IS AT FONTAINEBLEAU March 22, 1815 HIS IMPERIAL AND ROYAL MAJESTY arrived yesterday evening at the Tuileries, amid the joyful acclamation of his devoted and faithful subjects
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Jun 5, 2014 18:18
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Gnoll Pie posted:Much more interesting, 10 times more interesting in fact: Napoleon III was great because he started a war that there was no way he could win because Bismark called him a bitch.
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Jun 5, 2014 18:20
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Napoleon was the first anime character.
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