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my pantry grows empty. i hunger as never before, and in lieu of a car or proper nutrition i turn to the last of my cheap beer, yogurt, and granola bars. I consider the cans of soup in the cabinet but cannot bring myself to do the work of heating it on the stove. i sit now, hard crumbs of oats on my bare stomach, pooled around the cup of 'gurt i have perched there, waiting for the end. I long for a taco bell 10 pack but cannot bring myself to make the 10 minute walk there. i fear i may die here, unless my room-mate comes home soon and i can borrow their vehicle.
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cool story bro
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Jun 5, 2014 18:45
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please dont write in my diary
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Jun 5, 2014 18:45
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that's the hunger talking, i have some old cans of wolf brand chili i could mail you
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Jun 5, 2014 18:46
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ooc: sounds good ic: please stop
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Jun 5, 2014 18:47
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theres a pretty good pro ana thread goin on right now you can check that out
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Jun 5, 2014 18:55
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diary hijack June 5, 2014 - 1:03pm CST Dear Diary, My patience is running dry. I've had to do three things at work today, limiting my time on SomethingAwful considerably. I savor every second I'm sitting at my desk, in my office. I've got two or three more things to do. When will this end? The raise I received yesterday only softened today's blow.
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Jun 5, 2014 19:07
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im thinking about oging to wendy's but im fat already what do you think OP
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Jun 5, 2014 19:08
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Fandyien posted:im thinking about oging to wendy's but im fat already what do you think OP replace dinner with a slim fast shake its not the right way to lose weight really but its been working for me and its so low effort
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Jun 5, 2014 19:19
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Not proper star date format voted 3
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Jun 5, 2014 19:50
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the new lady chat thread (note: its filled with men)
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Jun 5, 2014 19:57
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Whoa Taco Bell has a ten pack again?
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Jun 5, 2014 20:02
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dear diary, billy looked at me today. i would have looked back at him, but u know about my anxiety. i endeavor to knit him a pencil sweater (a sweater for his pencil) made out of my + my cats hair and hide it in his locker when he isnt looking. i hope this small token will help him realize my unending love for him , and our destiny together. i hope when he sees it he will finally talk to me and give me his kik username so that he may speak to me for the first time. diary i appear to be stuck in my desk. this is very embarassing. oh god diary i just started my period and im wearing my white pants today!!!! this is the worst day ever.  ((((
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Jun 5, 2014 20:04
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oops wrong diary!
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Jun 5, 2014 20:05
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know that feel, me, i eat terrible food while menstruating until i cant tell if the pudding seeping from my orifices is blood or feces
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Jun 5, 2014 20:19
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i hope you die
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Jun 5, 2014 20:20
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feels like i might be dying right now, friend
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Jun 5, 2014 20:21
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im gay
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Jun 5, 2014 20:31
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Prodigal T-REX posted:know that feel, me, i eat terrible food while menstruating until i cant tell if the pudding seeping from my orifices is blood or feces Whoa there Daenerys..
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Jun 5, 2014 20:32
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Prodigal T-REX posted:know that feel, me, i eat terrible food while menstruating until i cant tell if the pudding seeping from my orifices is blood or feces Haha, gross dude. Also please don't steal Margret Cho jokes.
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Jun 5, 2014 20:35
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Online Diary Entry: June 5, 2014- 3:50 pm EDT i attempt to clean my household, carrying a 50lb extra strength trashbag with me, intended use: yard work/leavings. I empty the trashcan in my bedroom, long overfull, and spilling; a scent wafts from the bottom, common to me, but now overpowering. The unique and identifiable smell of latex, rotting semen, and dried lubricant. It reminds me vaguely of over-ripe bananas, left in the sun for several days. Next I pour out an ashtray, countless cans and bottles, underwear too stained and ragged to bother saving, an empty tube of toothpaste, several week old coffee grinds,
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Jun 5, 2014 20:52
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Online Diary Entry: June 5, 2014- 3:55 pm EDT my av is cooler than me ~~~ Prodigal T-REX
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Jun 5, 2014 20:53
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my avatar is my posting chi emitted and formed into a virtual-real entity on the internet
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Jun 5, 2014 21:29
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as such it is a piece of myself, no less so than my hand
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Jun 5, 2014 21:30
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June 5th, 2014 4:35pm Dear Diary, I'm not sure if I just gave birth or evacuated my bowels, but due to its current condition my toilet won't flush it down. I might fish it out and put it into a diaper in the meantime as either one wouldn't be out of place there. I just want something to love me.
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