toilet bees: an irrational fear?

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

never seen one, never heard of one, but that don't mean there aint none

# ? Jun 6, 2014 02:55

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# ? May 14, 2024 22:35

cuntman.net

its not much of a stretch considering tarantulas crawl out of toilets all the time

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:04

City of Glompton

it could happen OP, best watch your butt!

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:06

something9999

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:06

verily carefree

Ordrakon posted:

welp im not sleeping tonight

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:07

AKRON HEAT

a single heh posted:

welp im not sleeping tonight

heh

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:08

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I found a bee in my bonnet.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:18

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

bidet wasps

# ? Jun 6, 2014 03:40

Booger Presley

Completely rational if you have balls. Imagine preparing for your task as your balls descend into the upper region of the toilet. A confused bee interprets said balls as an incursion meant to harm the queen. As any good bee would, it lands upon the ball surface and with a brief flickering of the wings buries it venom-laden, barber stinger as deep into your scrotum as it can! Hth

# ? Jun 6, 2014 06:25

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

then it literally breaks its butt off inside of your balls and dies

# ? Jun 6, 2014 06:30

Flynn Taggart

If I ever got stung in the balls by a bee I'd just go on a spree kill and be done with it

# ? Jun 6, 2014 06:35

joke_explainer

I'd just get stung or whatever. It's just a bee sting. It's like a shot and a huge rear end mosquito bite. I mean... sure, on your balls, that's a lovely place to get stung. But I remember stepping on some yellow jacket nest and having like thirty stings in my baggy JNCO pants when I was a teenager. It wasn't the worst thing that ever happened to me. You get stung and then go get some wasp or whatever killer and go to loving town on them.

Unless you are allergic or whatever, dying of anaphylactic shock in the bathroom with your swollen balls or whatever would be pretty regrettable.

# ? Jun 6, 2014 09:50

Bitcoin420

SecurityDrone posted:

Unless you are allergic or whatever, dying of anaphylactic shock in the bathroom with your swollen balls or whatever would be pretty regrettable.

depends how big they got imo

# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:00

joke_explainer

Bitcoin420 posted:

depends how big they got imo

yeah I guess if your balls were like beachball size when they found you they'd be like 'WOW I HAD NO IDEA HIS BALLS WERE THAT BIG WE SHOULD CELEBRATE HIS LIFE'

# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:04

Bitcoin420

SecurityDrone posted:

yeah I guess if your balls were like beachball size when they found you they'd be like 'WOW I HAD NO IDEA HIS BALLS WERE THAT BIG WE SHOULD CELEBRATE HIS LIFE'

"died how he lived,
swole rear end balls"

# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:11