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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
With the opinions of sheep.


Sincerely,

Texaholic

PS not quoting non-lions in this thread

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

quote me

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

THS posted:

quote me

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
is that me, are you quoting me

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

THS posted:

quote me

Yeah you are a lion poster,

sorry but hobohemian is the only lion-tier "hobo poster"

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

texaholic posted:

Yeah you are a lion poster,

sorry but hobohemian is the only lion-tier "hobo poster"

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

poo poo what the gently caress.


Also lol if you have pussy and a Chinese commie leader as your name, You are by all definitions a sheep.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

answers in genesis dot com

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

texaholic posted:

sorry but hobohemian is the only lion-tier "hobo poster"

Sure but, hey, in the hobo-tier I'm a slam-dunk prospect for repping ruido blanco.

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.1996541,-105.2961278,12z

Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jun 6, 2014

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

HoboZero posted:

Sure but, hey, in the hobo-tier I'm a slam-dunk prospect for repping ruido blanco.

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.1996541,-105.2961278,12z

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
killeen texas reprasemnt

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Ilikedirt posted:

killeen texas reprasemnt

Howdy my man

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
Tex mex is the worst kind of mex followed closely by ican

Sorry op, couldn't wait the 10min for another texas thread to appear for my zinger

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

texaholic posted:

With the opinions of sheep.

um, idk wtf but this sounds like some poster in a locker room

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a repost from the mra reddit. nice

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


That's some nice pseudo-Blake you've got going on there. Very inspiring.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

is everything gay in texas or just your meth users

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

not everything is gay in texas but everything is bigger in texas, so there are more gays, they are louder, they are extremist gays with rifles and livestock

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

THS posted:

not everything is gay in texas but everything is bigger in texas, so there are more gays, they are louder, they are extremist gays with rifles and livestock

it's true

last week I tried to rustle some gay cattle and almost got my rear end hosed

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
a proverb for sheep to convince themselves otherwise; since only a mindless herd animal would advertise his own lack of caring, obviously in hopes of getting validated

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm a sheepdog

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Samson is my lion he's a real good boy :3:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Wait a minute here, OP

lions and sheep are never even close to each other, when would a lion even have the chance to hear a sheep's opinion?

lions live in the African savannah and sheep live in temperate climates

your whole line of reasoning is flawed

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

gnarlyhotep posted:

Wait a minute here, OP

lions and sheep are never even close to each other, when would a lion even have the chance to hear a sheep's opinion?

lions live in the African savannah and sheep live in temperate climates

your whole line of reasoning is flawed

you forgot about the cleansing flood god sent down to purify the land dummy

lotta interspecies relations on that cruise

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

MOOBS! posted:

you forgot about the cleansing flood god sent down to purify the land dummy

lotta interspecies relations on that cruise

well that was at least 6000 years ago, so moot point

nice moobs, btw

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

well that was at least 6000 years ago, so moot point

nice moobs, btw

I'd suck 'em

bogalx
Aug 20, 2005

by XyloJW
I'm a Leo, and also a good troll.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

oh you boys! just stop :allears:

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

gnarlyhotep posted:

well that was at least 6000 years ago, so moot point

nice moobs, btw

here's something you might not know, the genesis flood was large enough to reach all the way to mars[1]

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hey, we talking about TEXAS here?
I got a lion in my pocket and baby he's ready to roar.
(Counts because even though Prince is from...Paisley Park, he and I both don't believe in time, are short, wear purple)

Texas!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Lord tywin gets crossbolted dead on the toilet this sunday cant wait

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

nah thats the sunday after next

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

BUSH 2112 posted:

here's something you might not know, the genesis flood was large enough to reach all the way to mars[1]

well I'll be damned

too bad Mars didn't have a Noah and animals...did it???

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