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Your football opinions are loving poo poo and we all deserve to laugh at you when you get an 11 year probation for them. Here, finally, is your opportunity to risk forums disgrace and your actual, real money in return for absolutely nothing but bragging rights against brutal trolls. How confident are you that Jozy will have a moderately successful tournament and score his three hat-tricks in the group? Will the autistic midget go home without a single goal? Is football, in fact, coming home? Please, enlighten us. Your wager can be whatever you want. I'll keep mine simple: football is not coming home. Ban me if England make it out of the group. LT.CrownRoast posted:I like these threads. Ban me if the USMNT don't make it out of the group. julian assflange posted:ban me if England win the World Cup 2014 Bogan Krkic posted:Ban me, and also everyone, if Australia get as far as the Semi Final rear end cobra posted:Ban me if England wins a penalty shootout Babby Thatcher posted:if the USA score a single goal in their matches, the regulars in the non-competitive everybody loves Wes Morgan USMNT thread can choose me an avatar which I will wear for the rest of 2014 ephex posted:Probate me one month for every goal Jozy scores (including penalties), ban me if the USA make it out of their group and permaban me if either the USA or England win the World Cup. Byolante posted:If Australia make it out of their group probate me for a week every point they get in the groups and every goal they score in the knockouts. Bovril Delight posted:Probate me for a week for every goal the USA score in the group stages & ban me if they make it out of the group stage. The Mash posted:Change my name to #1 jozy fan if Jozy scores a goal at the WC Jermaine Dildoe posted:If Australia beats the Netherlands, forums user "Bogan Krkic" may decide on an appropriately Australian av that I will buy and wear for one year Troy Queef posted:I'll eat a ban if Jozy Altidore scores more goals than Edin Dzeko. Abu Dave posted:Permaban me if Jozy outscores Rooney Mans posted:Probate me for a week for every goal Portugal suffers in the group stage. Spangly A posted:I'll take a month for every goal Rooney scores please rachel, and a nederlands-centric tattoo chosen by idk Oliwan if Holland win. I Feast On Dogshit posted:If Jozy's SiBoT rating is higher than Messi or Ronaldo probate me in days for the gap between the two ratings corpuscollossus posted:Ban me if the USMNT make it out their group and probate me for a month if Jozy doesn't score Popehoist posted:Forums user Byolante may select a new custom title for me at my own expense if Australia make it out of the group stages Barry Shitpeas posted:I will take a week's probation if Jozy scores the winning goal in the 69th minute of the final, against England Koesj posted:Ban me if either Belgium or Germany win the title, permaban me if one of them beats Holland in the final. JFairfax posted:Probate me for one week if Italy beat England on Saturday. url posted:Same: Nostradingus posted:Probate me for six hours if Iran win the World Cup belgend posted:I will post my balls if one of Belgium's neighbouring countries (i.e. France, Germany or Holland) win the World Cup I Feast On Dogshit posted:i will post picture of me eating a 16" chippy box if Spain or Germany win the World Cup quiet enjoyment posted:ban me if Neymar is booked for diving during any game T Bowl posted:I will take a probation for three months if the USA top their group. Risky stuff I know. saihttam posted:Permaban me if England or USA wins the World Cup because this forum will be insuffarable Dunban posted:I will post my balls if Belgium wins the World Cup ZappDash posted:Probate me for one week for: eeS. posted:I’m a bit late to the party but whatever:- Tongues posted:Australia will make it out of the group stages, and will top the group. I will buy and proudly display any av that any bastard designs if this is not so Olewithmilk posted:Ban me if Jozy Alitdore scores a single goal in this world cup BEARS IN THE BARN posted:permaban me if USA gets out of their group Popehoist posted:Probate me until the first day of the Sky Bet Football League Season if costa rica reach the semi finals scourgeofthe7bees posted:I'll take 1 week of probation for each of the 3 CONCACAF teams still in it that doesn't make it to the quarterfinals. LT.CrownRoast posted:Ban me if Germany wins the World Cup because it would be a disgrace. the posted:Probate me for one day for every goal Miroslav Klose scores Poonior Toilett fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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I do not have any confident predictions about the world cup.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:48 |
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I like these threads. Ban me if the USMNT don't make it out of the group. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 07:28 |
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ban me if England win the World Cup 2014
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:07 |
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Ban me, and also everyone, if Australia get as far as the Semi Final
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:10 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:Ban me, and also everyone, if Australia get as far as the Semi Final Pretty sure the rapture would begin anyway
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:28 |
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Ban me if England wins a penalty shootout
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:00 |
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if the USA score a single goal in their matches, the regulars in the non-competitive everybody loves Wes Morgan USMNT thread can choose me an avatar which I will wear for the rest of 2014
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:03 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:Ban me, and also everyone, if Australia get as far as the Semi Final I will enforce this one
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:45 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:Ban me, and also everyone, if Australia get as far as the Semi Final I like these odds
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 14:27 |
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Probate me one month for every goal Jozy scores (including penalties), ban me if the USA make it out of their group and permaban me if either the USA or England win the World Cup.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 16:54 |
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Taff vowed to read my posts if England win the world cup, I expect this to be upheld.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 16:57 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:Taff vowed to read my posts if England win the world cup, I expect this to be upheld. I dont know what this post says as I didnt read it But if England win the world cup, I will definitely read it.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:26 |
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If the United States win the World Cup, I will stop laughing at US service personnel killed in wars for one month
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:55 |
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Babby Thatcher posted:if the USA score a single goal in their matches, the regulars in the non-competitive everybody loves Wes Morgan USMNT thread can choose me an avatar which I will wear for the rest of 2014 Man up you coward, that's nothing.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:56 |
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If Australia make it out of their group probate me for a week every point they get in the groups and every goal they score in the knockouts.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 19:09 |
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Probate me for a week for every goal the USA score in the group stages & ban me if they make it out of the group stage. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 19:27 |
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Change my name to #1 jozy fan if Jozy scores a goal at the WC and ban me if he gets 2
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 19:41 |
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ephex posted:Probate me one month for every goal Jozy scores (including penalties), ban me if the USA make it out of their group and permaban me if either the USA or England win the World Cup. Woah.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 20:32 |
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If Australia beats the Netherlands, forums user "Bogan Krkic" may decide on an appropriately Australian av that I will buy and wear for one year
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:25 |
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I'll eat a ban if Jozy Altidore scores more goals than Edin Dzeko.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:42 |
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Permaban me if Jozy outscores Rooney
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:56 |
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:If Australia beats the Netherlands, forums user "Bogan Krkic" may decide on an appropriately Australian av that I will buy and wear for one year I like these odds
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 08:05 |
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Abu Dave posted:Permaban me if Jozy outscores Rooney This is a dangerous bet seeing as both are fat, balding strikers who are more likely to be huge gently caress ups. And Jozy is always capable of scoring without meaning too.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 08:05 |
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Abu Dave posted:Permaban me if Jozy outscores Rooney Yesssss!! I Feast On Dogshit posted:This is a dangerous bet seeing as both are fat, balding strikers who are more likely to be huge gently caress ups. Nonsense, all his scores are full of meaning and rich irony...
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 16:30 |
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Probate me for a week for every goal Portugal suffers in the group stage. Ban me if the U.S. or England wins the cup. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 20:37 |
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If Brazil wins a match in the world cup make me mod of TFF
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 20:49 |
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If Jozy's SiBoT rating is higher than Messi or Ronaldo probate me in days for the gap between the two ratings But first you need to multiply the gap between the amount of games Jozy plays, divided by the goals he scored and finally subtract the amount of times he falls over.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 07:54 |
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I'll take a month for every goal Rooney scores please rachel, and a nederlands-centric tattoo chosen by idk Oliwan if Holland win. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 08:06 |
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Spangly A posted:I'll take a month for every goal Rooney scores please rachel, and a nederlands-centric tattoo chosen by idk Oliwan if Holland win. You are going to get swarte piet tattoed on your forehead and it will be glorious
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 09:04 |
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Ban me if the USMNT make it out their group and probate me for a month if Jozy doesn't score (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 09:07 |
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Forums user Byolante may select a new custom title for me at my own expense if Australia make it out of the group stages Ban me if England win a penalty shootout.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 13:47 |
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I will take a week's probation if Jozy scores the winning goal in the 69th minute of the final, against England
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 14:03 |
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I may be going out on a limb here, but I think this will be the best World Cup ever because Brazilians know how to do 2 things really well: play foot and throw massive festivals. If the TRP consensus is that I'm wrong, and I rarely am, I will regretfully ask that Pissflaps be permabanned.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:34 |
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I Feast On Dogshit posted:If Jozy's SiBoT rating is higher than Messi or Ronaldo probate me in days for the gap between the two ratings
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:48 |
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Ban me if either Belgium or Germany win the title, permaban me if one of them beats Holland in the final.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 10:00 |
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Barry Shitpeas posted:I will take a week's probation if Jozy scores the winning goal in the 69th minute of the final, against England I don't think this is unlikely enough to happen to be a parody of the rubbish posted in here
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 10:17 |
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Probate me for one week if Italy beat England on Saturday. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 15:07 |
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If the USA beat either Portugal or Germany ban me swiftly and soundly.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 16:38 |
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julian assflange posted:ban me if England win the World Cup 2014 Same: Also if Portugal wins. Perma me if CR doesn't dive Bovril Delight posted:Some weak toxxs itt E: A month for every CR goal url fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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