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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Some weak toxxs itt

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Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Bovril Delight posted:

Some weak toxxs itt

Probate me for six hours if Iran win the World Cup :toxx:

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

I will post my balls if one of Belgium's neighbouring countries (i.e. France, Germany or Holland) win the World Cup

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



belgend posted:

I will post my balls if one of Belgium's neighbouring countries (i.e. France, Germany or Holland) win the World Cup

More like it

El Chingon
Oct 9, 2012
:toxx: ban me for a month for every team from CONCACAF (USA, Costa Rica, Honduras) that does better than Mexico (Goes deeper in the tourney. In case of elimination in same round then goal difference)

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

belgend posted:

I will post my balls if one of Belgium's neighbouring countries (i.e. France, Germany or Holland) win the World Cup

Phwoar, someone just stepped it up.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

i will post picture of me eating a 16" chippy box if Spain or Germany win the World Cup

permaban me if I fail to fulfil my promise





(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

i will post picture

The phrasing is unclear, will you post one or more pictures?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I better loving hope that he means picture as in full length feature picture movie

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I Feast On Dogshit posted:

i will post picture of me eating a 16" chippy box if Spain or Germany win the World Cup

permaban me if I fail to fulfil my promise




i eagerly await this, especially what you do with the gravy/curry sauce

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

The Mash posted:

The phrasing is unclear, will you post one or more pictures?

it's scotland, so it'll be done by a professional courtroom artist

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Does it come with chips?

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Tortuga posted:

Does it come with chips?

Read the photo.

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
ban me if Neymar is booked for diving during any game

ban me if Brazil make it to the final and do not win the whole thing

ban me if Brazil make it to the final and any of their players get sent off with a red during that game

crown me the king of TRP if Ecuador win the whole thing (i drew them in the sweepstakes)

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

quiet enjoyment posted:

ban me if Neymar is booked for diving during any game

Just take the ban now, seriously.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

The belge is definitely going to be posting his shrivelled balls

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

i will post picture of me eating a 16" chippy box if Spain or Germany win the World Cup

permaban me if I fail to fulfil my promise




YEESSSS COME ON SON

this is the only toxx I care about.

If the Germans win I get the sweepstake winnings and the chippy box (the big one) phwoar

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009

Bogan Krkic posted:

Just take the ban now, seriously.

I just hope they paid off the refs enough

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Bogan Krkic posted:

Just take the ban now, seriously.

right,...., there's no real way past this.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
I will take a probation for three months if the USA top their group. Risky stuff I know.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Permaban me if England or USA wins the World Cup because this forum will be insuffarable

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

saihttam posted:

Permaban me if England or USA wins the World Cup because this forum will be insuffarable

might as well stop posting now buddy cos it's coming home

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

belgend posted:

I will post my balls if one of Belgium's neighbouring countries (i.e. France, Germany or Holland) win the World Cup

I will post my balls if Belgium wins the World Cup

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Probate me for one week for:

-every instance during match play that embarrassing issues of stadium construction are not able to be swept under the rug in time.
-if either England or USMNT make it out of group stages.

Probate for for one day for:

-each instance that Kyle Beckerman's gross and greasy dreadlocks touch an opposing player on 50/50 balls (this can be liberally determined, as any opposing player matched up against Beckerman on aerial challenges is close enough to his hair to cause discomfort).
-every time Jozy needlessly falls down.

Inject me with HGH for:

-every CR7 hat trick.

Everyone takes a drink:

-every time a crowd shot includes a scantily clad woman.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ZappDash posted:

Probate me for one week for:

-every instance during match play that embarrassing issues of stadium construction are not able to be swept under the rug in time.
-if either England or USMNT make it out of group stages.

Probate for for one day for:

-each instance that Kyle Beckerman's gross and greasy dreadlocks touch an opposing player on 50/50 balls (this can be liberally determined, as any opposing player matched up against Beckerman on aerial challenges is close enough to his hair to cause discomfort).
-every time Jozy needlessly falls down.

Inject me with HGH for:

-every CR7 hat trick.

Everyone takes a drink:

-every time a crowd shot includes a scantily clad woman.

You're already looking at a week.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Permaban me if the Jewish team wins the gold.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You'll need to be more specific.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Byolante posted:

You are going to get swarte piet tattoed on your forehead and it will be glorious

eeS.
Nov 8, 2005

STUPID AS HELL!!
I’m a bit late to the party but whatever:-

:toxx: Ban me if England beat Germany in the final.
:toxx: Ban me if a goal keeper scores a goal during open play football.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Close the forums if Jozy scores in the Final

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Ban everyone with anime avs, if there is a throw-in in the Spain - Holland match today.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Australia will make it out of the group stages, and will top the group. I will buy and proudly display any av that any bastard designs if this is not so

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

julian assflange posted:

Close the forums if Jozy scores in the Final

Make oliwan a mod if Jozy scores even a single goal

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

JFairfax posted:

Probate me for one week if Italy beat England on Saturday.

MODS

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*frantically presses buttons on World Cup Mod dashboard but realises it is just some stickers on a sheet of plywood*

Uhhhh....Greg?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dunban posted:

Make oliwan a mod if Jozy scores even a single goal

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January
please ban me if ireland with the 2014 world cup

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

fat gay nonce posted:

please ban me if ireland with the 2014 world cup

risky imo

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Ban me if Jozy Alitdore scores a single goal in this world cup

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Favelainho: Ban me se eu continuar a passar fome nas ruas, enquanto os turistas se embasbacar com o meu país e os policiais me bater.

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