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i feel like my life is stupid bullshit att, but i'm hoping some of you have even dumber lives so that i can feel better about myself. so let's figure out which of us has the dumbest and most worthless life
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obvs you do
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Jun 7, 2014 16:02
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GO gently caress YOURSELF JABRONI
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Jun 7, 2014 16:02
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that's exactly the kind of thinking i'm trying to avoid rear end in a top hat!
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Jun 7, 2014 16:03
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Feeling pretty good about life today OP so i don't think i can help you sorry Maybe have a beer with some friends?
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I don't have a job for now but I do have a nice apartment, good looking wife, nice car, and other cool stuff. It's my birthday and my wife bought me a nice watch. I just had good sex after a tasty breakfast and am now looking forward to wine tasting this afternoon, then later a nice dinner and sampling of craft beers at a local restaurant. Sorry your life sucks OP.
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Jun 7, 2014 16:04
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:GO gently caress YOURSELF JABRONI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvwzCAm5PgU
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Jun 7, 2014 16:05
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ok so far this is not working
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Jun 7, 2014 16:06
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psoting in youre thread on a saturday night
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Jun 7, 2014 16:07
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my life is pretty poo poo atm too bro OP
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Jun 7, 2014 16:33
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listen up bozo just cuz your life is dumbo that doesn't mean my life is too don't get it twisted 
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Jun 7, 2014 16:34
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well I'm hungover and I have to hang out with the gf's parents all day just like every other loving weekend for the last month or so, take heart I guess
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Jun 7, 2014 16:39
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Trying to organize 5 people moving into a house is a logistical nightmare They're all good people and get along great so it should work out.... OP good luck
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Jun 7, 2014 17:18
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:They're all good people and get along great so it should work out.... bitter enemies by the time week 3 rolls around, tops
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Jun 7, 2014 17:22
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well i get paid to learn about stupid bullshit no one will ever use or care about, i find most ppl boring and so most of my life is spent drudging trough boring conversations and boring work so i can finally be alone get high and gently caress around online but i dont think that beats being a drone operator, sorry op
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Jun 7, 2014 18:37
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Life is bullshit. One day you wake up as if from a dream and here you are living from moment to moment and soon those moments are forgotten or are a blurry memory. Fortunately, poor memory helps me enjoy the now and plan for the future. Everything else is in the past.
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Jun 7, 2014 18:41
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I kinda moved out from my parents basement. Now instead of wasting my time behind a computer there, I'm wasting time playing games in a slightly larger place that's closer to the city (Not that it matters cause I don't have money). Life's pretty bullshit.
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Jun 7, 2014 18:44
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Chris Awful posted:Life is bullshit. also all your dreams and expectations are counter productive because as soon as you achieve them they stop existing and only emptiness remains
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Jun 7, 2014 18:44
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:GO gently caress YOURSELF JABRONI OHhh yesss. Thank you for reminding me the word Jabroni exists! Also, gently caress ALLL YA MOTHA loving JABRONIS!
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Jun 7, 2014 18:51
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Tryna decide if the hangover's cleared enough to have that twink come over for sixty bucks. it's like the weight of the world on my shoulders
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Jun 7, 2014 18:51
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babypolis posted:also all your dreams and expectations are counter productive because as soon as you achieve them they stop existing and only emptiness remains Secret is to roll new aspirations, like in The Sims. Never have an endgame, those usually end badly. (See: Hitler) Be flexible and willing to abandon life goals that aren't working out.
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i'm a nurse. i work in theatres ( operating room to you inbred mouthbreathing windowlicking yanks ). I've done this job for a long time. Its very boring and depressing and I hate it. They give me a cardiac arrest bleep when i work nights- I mostly wake up corpses. I have to put up with doctors who find it exciting. They really piss me off. Surgeons who get excited about doing operations depress me even more, they normally kill 90 year olds or they spend three hours taking a perfectly pink normal appendix out of a 20 year old. gently caress laparoscopic surgery.
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Jun 7, 2014 18:54
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General China posted:i'm a nurse. i work in theatres ( operating room to you inbred mouthbreathing windowlicking yanks ). I've done this job for a long time. Its very boring and depressing and I hate it. They give me a cardiac arrest bleep when i work nights- I mostly wake up corpses. I have to put up with doctors who find it exciting. They really piss me off. this attitude is why your nation lost the revolutionary war and war of 1812 and was losing ww1 and 2 until we intervened and still lost the empire 
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Jun 7, 2014 18:56
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:this attitude is why your nation lost the revolutionary war and war of 1812 and was losing ww1 and 2 until we intervened and still lost the empire yes, but the important thing is we are not mouth breathing stupid yank cunts
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Jun 7, 2014 19:00
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General China posted:yes, but the important thing is we are not mouth breathing stupid yank cunts  
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Jun 7, 2014 19:01
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yeah but per capita
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most of them inventors were from a different country to the us. i'm quite sure there has been several scientific studies into how loving stupid americans are look them up, stupid, or does the us have more than 3 times the population of the uk? americans are window licking morons, deal with it. General China fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jun 7, 2014 |
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Jun 7, 2014 19:09
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General China posted:most of them inventors were from a different country to the us. nah
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Jun 7, 2014 19:11
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American not only leads in Nobel Prizes, but also in stupidity. And even with all the stupidity, America is way ahead of everyone else.
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Jun 7, 2014 19:11
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today i tripped over my massive dick and landed on my weed and bills causing an unholy mess that basically took 4 bong rips to clean up (one rip is about 5 minutes) gently caress this life, now i have to go eat and get laid AGAIN
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Jun 7, 2014 19:13
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My life is good and it'll be great once my wedding is done with 
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Jun 7, 2014 19:19
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but my life is loving great. I live in a house made of proper building materials ( i'm not american! i dont have to live in a crappy wood / made of air house ) that is made of stone and has lasted 400 years. So it should see me out. The house I live in is older than your lovely country
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Jun 7, 2014 19:27
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realtalk: things cant be too great for anyone posting here
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Jun 7, 2014 19:34
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Telesphorus posted:realtalk: things cant be too great for anyone posting here People who do really great things don't post on SA.
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its pretty stupid
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Jun 7, 2014 19:36
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Im 29 and back at my parents house after being semi fired from my teaching job. Its summer break though so who cares. Ill get paid to play video games and then find a new contract this autumn.
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Jun 7, 2014 19:37
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General China posted:but my life is loving great. I live in a house made of proper building materials ( i'm not american! i dont have to live in a crappy wood / made of air house ) that is made of stone and has lasted 400 years. So it should see me out. i live in italy nublord
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General China posted:but my life is loving great. I live in a house made of proper building materials ( i'm not american! i dont have to live in a crappy wood / made of air house ) that is made of stone and has lasted 400 years. So it should see me out. Congrats on building a stupid house that will still get torn down in another 80 years when the new tenants decide they don't like the layout.
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i dont think he built it unless he is 400 years old
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Idiot Syncratic posted:its pretty stupid im pretty gay
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