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Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

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i am he

beer is good

Captain No-mates

picture too big voted 1

ass
i don't drink voted 1

Crackerman

sam adams waiting for me in the fridge

ass

Tom Sellout

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

same

poverty goat



Crackerman posted:

sam adams waiting for me in the fridge
he said beer

kittycopter

Don't worry,
he soars above us...
ill probably have full sail tonight if I don't feel too sick

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Crackerman posted:

sam adams waiting for me in the fridge

Guinness

cuntman.net

no opinion on the thread but voted 1 so i would fit in

soybean

tripel karmeliet is the poo poo

tripels loving rule

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

soybean posted:

tripel karmeliet is the poo poo

tripels loving rule

:arnie::hf::byob1:

dogcrash truther

soybean posted:

tripel karmeliet is the poo poo

tripels loving rule

dogcrash truther


this is a good tripel

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

soybean posted:

tripel karmeliet is the poo poo

tripels loving rule

Tripels own

deep dish peat moss

I stopped drinking 5 years ago but I remember liking this tripel

soybean



can't beat the monks

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

soybean posted:



can't beat the monks

Thats my favorite

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

dogcrash truther posted:



this is a good tripel

oh ya

that tripel owns

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I stopped drinking 5 years ago but I remember liking this tripel


nice glas ya got there handsome

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

soybean posted:



can't beat the monks

nice nice nice so many gorgeous beers itt

soybean

mailorder bees! posted:

Thats my favorite

:byob1:

Saranya




This is one of my favorites.

Bukowski

hammulder
No champagne or girly drinks; we drink beer, and beer, and beer beer beer

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Saranya posted:


This is one of my favorites.

that beer is delish but it looks like a wit in that pic idk :crossarms:

Saranya



Arnold of Soissons posted:

that beer is delish but it looks like a wit in that pic idk :crossarms:

yeah it's pale for a tripel but it's still pretty tasty

Saranya




This is a better pic. It's not that yellow.

soybean

poverty goat



a family favorite

alnilam

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I stopped drinking 5 years ago but I remember liking this tripel


mm quebecois make good beer

tripels do loving rule, belgians know their poo poo man

there's a local brewery that is so small you can't buy their beer but at a few bars and their brewery, and they make the most amazing sours and tripels i've ever had outside of the belge

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Those monks make good libations. I wonder what it takes to be a monk brewmaster. I wonder if they stick their penises into the mash...

Corn Glizzy



anyone ever just wanna knock arnie down and suck his dick?

poverty goat



monks make such strong beer and pioneered freeze distillation in part because they historically gave up food for lent and had to get all of their calories from ale

also

quote:

What did the medieval church make of all this boozing? Consider the ancient Abbey of St Augustine, a Benedictine house in Canterbury and one of the largest and most influential monastic houses in England. The standard Benedictine rule allowed for one pint at each of the regular meals. The monks in Canterbury, however, took this to refer only to pints of wine. Since beer was not expressly mentioned in the Rule, the monks reached the obvious conclusion that beer consumption should be unlimited. On average, each monk at St Augustine’s Abbey drank two gallons of beer per day.

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

gggiiimmmppp posted:

monks make such strong beer and pioneered freeze distillation in part because they historically gave up food for lent and had to get all of their calories from ale

also

to be fair the beer monks actually drink is usually less alcoholic than a coors light, they werent drinking tripels and doubbels by the gallons

poverty goat



Arnold of Soissons posted:

to be fair the beer monks actually drink is usually less alcoholic than a coors light, they werent drinking tripels and doubbels by the gallons

except during lent

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

gggiiimmmppp posted:

except during lent

oh ya tru

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Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
in the middle ages a bunch of greedy monks came up w a rule that geese must be a form of fish bc they live their whole life in the water and even did drawings of them hatching from pods on a tree

bc you can eat fish on friday and during lent so if geese are fish, well

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