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Cych

Who here is a gamer & hyped for the electronic entertainment expo.

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i am he

video games

Cych

i am he posted:

video games

are very cool.

Captain No-mates

i hope one of the presenters is assassinated as viral marketing for the new assassins creed game

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hey look at that new game wowee *plays the same old games*

Flynn Taggart

I think I'm more excited for nintendo's briefing than sony's this year

Supposedly we're getting a new star fox, metroid, and they're porting dragon quest vii 3ds

ass
it's gonna be poo poo

chaymie
i hope they announce that video games have been legally declared art

i am he

*the big stage is set, ea executive comes out on stage*

well, i dont think this next aannouncement will surprise many of you, thats right, the new call of duty

*crowd murmurs*

yes, this next one is going to revolutionize the console fps landscape, its titled: Call of Duty: Special Operat-

*masked swat men burst in the windows, rappel down fomr the ceiling*

get down on the ground ea executive, hands behind your head you fuckin greedy slime bag, call of duty sucks!

all right all right don thurt me please!

*swat men puts a gun to his head, the crowd at this point is confused, he looks at the crowd*

xobx one bitches BLAM

Cych

Flynn Taggart posted:

I think I'm more excited for nintendo's briefing than sony's this year

Supposedly we're getting a new star fox, metroid, and they're porting dragon quest vii 3ds

Thats a lie , we arent getting a new star fox or metroid

i am he

call of duty trailer starts playing on the screen

Cych

Cowabanga posted:

it's gonna be poo poo

Its going to be good & there are going to be a lot of great announcements.& funny gaffes.

Captain No-mates

Cych posted:

Thats a lie , we arent getting a new star fox or metroid

the only thing nintendo fans are going to get is owned, straight from the microsoft e3 conference.

Flynn Taggart

Captain No-mates posted:

the only thing nintendo fans are going to get is owned, straight from the microsoft e3 conference.

After that whole drm debacle I don't think I'll be buying any more xboxes in the future

Cych

Captain No-mates posted:

the only thing nintendo fans are going to get is owned, straight from the microsoft e3 conference.

no.

bwatts

lmao at the fuckers in this thread thinking that byob as a board is supporting anything except the xbox one.

Captain No-mates

Bureaus Watts posted:

lmao at the fuckers in this thread thinking that byob as a board is supporting anything except the xbox one.

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Bo-Pepper posted:

hey look at that new game wowee *plays the same old games*

same

Flynn Taggart

Bureaus Watts posted:

lmao at the fuckers in this thread thinking that byob as a board is supporting anything except the xbox one.

Are you kidding me sony has all the anime games

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Flynn Taggart posted:

I think I'm more excited for nintendo's briefing than sony's this year

Supposedly we're getting a new star fox, metroid, and they're porting dragon quest vii 3ds

imagine having baited breath for the next nintendo rehash

i am he

Arnold of Soissons posted:

imagine having baited breath for the next nintendo rehash

*bated

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!
I don't get excited for E3 anymore. I just don't care. I've been burned way too many times.

Oh look, this game is coming out! It looks awesome! *delayed till 2015*

Look at all these features! *Presenter can't use them properly. Update for features break the OS. Also delayed until 2015*

Oh hey! It's that guy! *Dies in 2015*

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

sory I shuld of said 'bated

Corn Glizzy



I just want a Fallout 4 announcement, but it won't happen

i am he

Arnold of Soissons posted:

sory I shuld of said 'bated

im gonna bate my peen when the video games are anjnounced, ya, im fuckin excited you could say

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Oculus Rift, amirite? :shrug:

matrix ripoff

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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no batman game until 2015 so who gives a poo poo

Cych

matrix ripoff posted:

no batman game until 2015 so who gives a poo poo

every game in that series is worse than the last, i dont care about it.

Captain No-mates

witcher 3 exclusive to xbox one calling it now

Cych

Captain No-mates posted:

witcher 3 exclusive to xbox one calling it now

? Stupid prediction.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Captain No-mates posted:

witcher 3 exclusive to xbox one calling it now

They're already advertising it on steam, you idiot.

Captain No-mates

last of us remake moneyhatted to xbox one exclusive. microsoft have the money and they have the willpower to make this the best console of all time/

ass
http://www.twitch.tv/e3

going live in less than 2 mins, let's hope it's not utter poo poo like last year

PandaCookies

Delicious endangered confection!
I have an E3 prediction. Valve will be at E3, and they will all be moving their eyebrows up and down while winking at people. But they won't actually show anything new.

Looke

YEAHHHHHH VIDYAAAA GAEMMSSS

ass
screen flickering, only on Xbox OneŽ

Looke

The Twitch E3 Humble Bundle is pretty good

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


I wanted to play dark souls after getting out of school but my xbox is broken. It's a slim and it might just be the plug but I I'm not caring enough

tao of lmao

@ work so i can't watch any streams, but I predict many shooters.

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Chill la Chill posted:

I wanted to play dark souls after getting out of school but my xbox is broken. It's a slim and it might just be the plug but I I'm not caring enough

dark souls is free right now if you have x-box gold what a shame

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