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Have any of you ever been in a real fight before?
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Jun 9, 2014 23:57
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can we define the parameters of a real fight op because I think that would be a good starting point
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Jun 9, 2014 23:59
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been into a fight
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Jun 10, 2014 00:00
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no but my dad can beat up ur dad
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Jun 10, 2014 00:00
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yes
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Jun 10, 2014 00:00
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Depressing Drawers posted:can we define the parameters of a real fight op because I think that would be a good starting point punches thrown or kicks used. basically anything physical beyond just pushing. my fights usually get to pushing and then fizzle out before i do serious damage to my enemies
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Jun 10, 2014 00:01
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Many an orc or servant of chaos has died upon my blades op, but ask me not for the remembering.
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Jun 10, 2014 00:01
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Not since 6th grade
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Jun 10, 2014 00:01
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choked a dude his neck not his dick
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Jun 10, 2014 00:02
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i don't fight i usually just have something heavy to clock a nigga out if I need to
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Jun 10, 2014 00:02
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hell yeah im alpha nerd as gently caress and ready to dish out the hurt
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Jun 10, 2014 00:02
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Stick your head up your rear end and fight for air, op, imo
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Jun 10, 2014 00:04
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i figured no one in gbs has ever been into a fight before. guess i was right the whole time
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Jun 10, 2014 00:08
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I was in a fight right before I hosed your mom, she punches like a girl lol
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Jun 10, 2014 00:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s35etSqDeF8
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Jun 10, 2014 00:13
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yes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY
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Jun 10, 2014 00:14
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lol
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Jun 10, 2014 00:16
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nigga i live the struggle every DAY
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Jun 10, 2014 00:17
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My dad was a corrections officer at the local juvenile jail while I was in school. It led to a LOT of fights. (But I was probably the only teenager in the world with a legitimate gripe against his dad because of it.)
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Jun 10, 2014 00:17
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Last time I was in a fight it was a street fight against some drunk estonian dude. I was drunk too but with much more experience so I just kept pretty much dodging though he got a few punches through and did this for a few minutes while slowly backing into a low wall which I then hopped and he was too drunk to follow. I consider getting out without getting hurt and more importantly hurting someone else a decent enough outcome. Fights, especially with guns or knives getting pulled by unstable people are p unpredictable so I'm seriously just content in being in one piece. edit: I'm not a tough guy at all, it's just that my lifestyle and people I hung out with at the time was what it was. Fuckin' junkies eh? Kehveli fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jun 10, 2014 |
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Jun 10, 2014 00:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnmDFMrByOs
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Jun 10, 2014 00:17
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anyone got that video of the two kids having a slap fight in their suburban driveway because that was lol
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Jun 10, 2014 00:18
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I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.
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Jun 10, 2014 00:18
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lol that aint a fight thats u runnin g away
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Jun 10, 2014 00:18
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No because we live under the rule of law in a litigious society, I would however consider letting a very large man assault me and then press charges for monetary compensation
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Jun 10, 2014 00:18
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PLANNED NEIGHBORHOOD WITH NO SIDEWALKS
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Jun 10, 2014 00:18
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Depressing Drawers posted:anyone got that video of the two kids having a slap fight in their suburban driveway because that was lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaZTRCz-tDg
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Jun 10, 2014 00:19
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yeah a few but at this point it's like eh, i'm not looking for trouble so if you get really hostile with me i'll walk away, if you follow me i might make you suck my dick
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Jun 10, 2014 00:19
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My last fight was in grade 5 and I won via headlock.
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Jun 10, 2014 00:19
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yes!!!! yess!!!
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Jun 10, 2014 00:19
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girl hogging the tire swing in 5th grade. she punched me in my glasses and i cried like the baby bitch i am. 
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Jun 10, 2014 00:20
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i got beat up once does that count
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Jun 10, 2014 00:21
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I like these sissy slap fights because theyre funny as heck and no one gets hurt so that makes guilt free viewing
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Jun 10, 2014 00:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXgP2YD5WjI tapout dude fights like a gay retarded bitch
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Jun 10, 2014 00:23
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i had to run into a fight to save a friend who was trapped in the middle of it.
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Jun 10, 2014 00:23
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I saw one of my roommates get slapped by a wigger after they got in a shouting match in a mcdonalds parking lot because he thought the wigger guy cut him off. Does that count?
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Jun 10, 2014 00:24
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I punched some dude in the dick at the movies. It was the Southpark movie. I guess it's been awhile.
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Jun 10, 2014 00:24
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He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a vile incident occurred between me and him. I was eating a meal in the kitchen when he came over and started bragging to my housemates about his success with girls. I couldn’t stand it, so I proceeded to ask them all if they were virgins. They all looked at me weirdly and said that they had lost their virginity long ago. I felt so inferior, as it reminded me of how much I have missed out in life. And then this black boy named Chance said that he lost his virginity when he was only thirteen! In addition, he said that the girl he lost his virginity to was a blonde white girl! I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice. I indignantly told him that I did not believe him, and then I went to my room to cry. I cried and cried and cried, and then I called my mother and cried to her on the phone. How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy.
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Jun 10, 2014 00:26
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Tortuga posted:He was black boy who came over all the time, and I hated his cocksure attitude. Inevitably, a vile incident occurred between me and him. I was eating a meal in the kitchen when he came over and started bragging to my housemates about his success with girls. I couldn’t stand it, so I proceeded to ask them all if they were virgins. They all looked at me weirdly and said that they had lost their virginity long ago. I felt so inferior, as it reminded me of how much I have missed out in life. And then this black boy named Chance said that he lost his virginity when he was only thirteen! In addition, he said that the girl he lost his virginity to was a blonde white girl! I was so enraged that I almost splashed him with my orange juice. I indignantly told him that I did not believe him, and then I went to my room to cry. I cried and cried and cried, and then I called my mother and cried to her on the phone. lol
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Jun 10, 2014 00:27
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lol
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Jun 10, 2014 00:34
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