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He says he isn't Canadian anymore but there's something about him I don't trust. Show me the certificate
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the taint never leaves
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Jun 11, 2014 00:54
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1 *beep boop* vote accepted *bzzt*
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Jun 11, 2014 00:54
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i hope that smug jagoff gets cancer and dies. sooner the better
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Jun 11, 2014 00:55
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im marco rubio ama
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Christie 2016
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Jun 11, 2014 00:56
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Wayside Bazaar posted:Christie 2016 Christie 2016: "Sure Why Not"
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Jun 11, 2014 00:58
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Idiot Kicker posted:He says he isn't Canadian anymore but there's something about him I don't trust. Show me the certificate he's canadian to the core, just look at how little he understands about american law and government
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quote:But all along, what kept drawing my eye was a giant oil painting above the couch depicting Cruz as he delivered the first of his nine oral arguments before the Supreme Court. "I was 32 years old," he recalled. "It was abundantly clear we didn't have a prayer.... And I've always enjoyed the fact that as I'm sitting at my desk, I'm looking at a giant painting of me getting my rear end whipped 9-0." He gazed at the wall. It is an unusual painting: From the artist's vantage point, we see three other courtroom artists, each also drawing Cruz -- so the painting actually features not one but four images of young Cruz before the bench. "It is helpful," he explained to me, "for keeping one grounded." 
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Jun 11, 2014 00:59
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he bad man
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Jun 11, 2014 01:04
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Ted Cruz is not a Texan FYI. Dunno and don't care if he is American. Also the Tea party is fuckin retarded but the Republican party is cool.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:07
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I don't trust anyone that shortens their name using a Z.
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texaholic posted:Ted Cruz is not a Texan FYI. Dunno and don't care if he is American. Also the Tea party is fuckin retarded but the Republican party is cool. because this tea party thing is a fad that is receding instead of continuing to gain influence didnt the texas republican party recently endorse gay reparative therapy lmao are they determined to never have anyone under 40 vote for them ever not that this is NOT an endorsements of the democratic party please dont vote for anyone
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Jun 11, 2014 01:11
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A ted cruise is when a group of dwarf leather daddy bears stand in a line and you lay on a mechanic creeper and roll between their legs as slow as you like Not sure about a ted cruz op, maybe the z means you use a skateboard?
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Jun 11, 2014 01:17
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The Cruz missile.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:22
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run for president? that dude is cruzing for a bruisin
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Jun 11, 2014 01:24
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ripped0ff posted:run for president? Campaign is on Cruz control. Are we done with these jokes now?
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Jun 11, 2014 01:28
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Wki posted:Campaign is on Cruz control. nope sorry, we're taking this all the way back to old gbs where the only acceptable jokes are puns
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ripped0ff posted:nope sorry, we're taking this all the way back to old gbs where the only acceptable jokes are puns Fine, I'm going to go watch some Cruzerweight boxing. Let me know when you guys are done.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:32
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THS posted:because this tea party thing is a fad that is receding instead of continuing to gain influence I don't vote or follow politics but all the Democrats I run into come off as whiny cry babies.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:35
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SECRET CUBAN
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Jun 11, 2014 01:37
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lol he renounced his canadian citizenship even though it wouldn't preclude him from running
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Jun 11, 2014 01:41
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THS posted:because this tea party thing is a fad that is receding instead of continuing to gain influence Typical lib, criticizes republicans and is too afraid of stepping on toes to actually endorse some one
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Jun 11, 2014 01:52
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vote maoist
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Jun 11, 2014 01:55
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This country's ready for some Cruz Control.
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Jun 11, 2014 01:57
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this guy is cruzin for a bruisin
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Jun 11, 2014 01:59
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ted cruz is a rancid oval office and should choke to death on his own vomit
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Jun 11, 2014 02:00
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down here in Texas Ted Cruz is actually one of the more reasonable politicans
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Jun 11, 2014 02:19
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Idiot Kicker posted:He says he isn't Canadian anymore but there's something about him I don't trust. Show me the certificate john mccain was born in panama lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0&feature=kp
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Jun 11, 2014 02:19
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Im starting to not like this ted crux guy
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Jun 11, 2014 02:21
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Ghostsauce posted:down here in Texas Ted Cruz is actually one of the more reasonable politicans that is really sad
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Jun 11, 2014 02:23
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Hector Beerlioz posted:This country's ready for some Cruz Control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThWUmP-9plk Ted and Hillary will use 90's nostalgia as a cudgel against one another
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Jun 11, 2014 02:29
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Arian_Samurai posted:SECRET CUBAN This is where you sit in a giant innertube naked with as many other men as can fit and a man dressed as a coast guard swims up underneath and probes for contraband
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Jun 11, 2014 02:44
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Read The Dead Zone.
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if john mccain was president, the whole birth cert would be muted. kinda wish it swayyed that way, iran? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDZxcR0E-PE
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redshirt posted:Read The Dead Zone. This is where a group of guys picks the biggest nerd amongst them and crowns him the steven king by beating him about the anus until the nerves are so dead he can't feel the extreme penetrations by sentient worm aliens
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we are really blind arent we
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Jun 11, 2014 02:54
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im going to enjoy watching ted cruz burn his own party to the ground if he doesnt get to be the GOP candidate in 2016
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SpazmasterX posted:he's canadian to the core, just look at how little he understands about american law and government that actually guarantees that hes an american, actually
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