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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL


Sometimes I grow a beard so I can look like this



but I usually end up looking like this



Lol whatever though. Gonna hit up Chipotle with my girl. Suck it

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
being rich is awesome

much like being white

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
quintessential white guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

unless i am a millenial who watches the jon daly show, i probably vote republican, either way claim to be a libertarian when on the internet though

ps ron paul

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Kill all humans

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Day draws into nightfall, yonder stars shine bright.

You can be my baby, I hope that is alright.

Daddy, don't forget me!

I haven't but you're dead. You have a little brother now... and someday we'll all meet... in Valhalla.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
White people appropriating hating whitey :stare:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

p much this

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Your girlfriend has enormous biceps, she must work out

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
howdy

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

I'm gay

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

this sounds like the thread for me

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Im an average guy with an average hard on

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Gaunab posted:

Lol whatever though. Gonna hit up Chipotle with my girl. Suck it


is this a shop?

what is wrong with her proportions? why does she look like this??

normal head, fat everywhere else weird fat

do not like

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
synthol

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Average white guy thread? No way Jose!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

keykey posted:

Average white guy thread? No way Jose!

sorry no mexicans allowed

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

Moola posted:

is this a shop?

what is wrong with her proportions? why does she look like this??

normal head, fat everywhere else weird fat

do not like

I am also confused by this woman's shape.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
eat the humans

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I tried to get cell reception in my building but I have tmobile.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
I woke up this morning and it was kind of humid out but I made coffee anyway- ending up breaking a sweat, hah.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Probably gonna break up with my girlfriend today.

She's super smart but has no personality

Also, she's moving to Texas for med school next month

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Not a Children posted:

Probably gonna break up with my girlfriend today.

She's super smart but has no personality

you should try to get an asian girlfriend next

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
you're girl looks like a pig

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
it's good to have a <7 inch dick, it doesn't intimidate the women in burlesque that i have mediocre sex w/

have you heard neutral milk hotels touring again? that albums about anne frank, you know

i just love trap music

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if you have brown eyes you aren't white sorry

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
that 2nd thing i sd. is really more white girl stuff, and the 3rd is definitely phrased like a qhite girl

im sorry, yr men are so emasculated i get confused but i dont care, i'll gently caress any of you!!!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if you have curly hair you aren't white

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if any one of your ancestors on your mothers side in the last five generations were born in a country that borders the ocean you aren't white

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if you have dangly ear lobes you aren't white

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
is the thread to post in if you are an average white dude or where we talk about them, cause i could do either, really

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
no, rcman, youre not average

and there are enough threads dedicated to talking about you anyway

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if you haven't descended from the lyran people you arne't white

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Just realized, Stewie's head is Seth's head turned sideways. Look at that football shaped head.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Chris Awful posted:

Just realized, Stewie's head is Seth's head turned sideways. Look at that football shaped head.



:eyepop:

mother of god

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

rcman50166 posted:

is the thread to post in if you are an average white dude or where we talk about them, cause i could do either, really

both

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