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Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Unlike England's flashy and trashy WAGs, Germany's seem level headed and not self conscious, i.e. nice normal people fit to be role models.

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americong
May 29, 2013


Olewithmilk posted:

Unlike England's flashy and trashy WAGs, Germany's seem level headed and not self conscious, i.e. nice normal people fit to be role models.

indeed I'd have a roll with these models

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

African AIDS cum posted:

Hope we get some Rihanna vids with full penetration soon
Sorry for the late reply (been busy having sex with my wife): I have a few of these (if you know what I'm saying).

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Xabi posted:

Sorry for the late reply (been busy having sex with my wife): I have a few of these (if you know what I'm saying).

Oh? When did you meet the Germany team?

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Good bye Women of the World Cup thread hope to see you in four years. I already miss you! :negative:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Lowtechs posted:

Good bye Women of the World Cup thread hope to see you in four years. I already miss you! :negative:

Don't worry, next winter's Women of the African Cup Of Nations (Circumcising ITT) thread should be spectacular.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
if you scroll down enough look how skinny and beta ozil is why is he walking around shirtless

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Don't fret next year is the Copa America featuring the hottest women on earth (except Bolivia and Peru)

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

trem_two posted:

Don't worry, next winter's Women of the African Cup Of Nations (Circumcising ITT) thread should be spectacular.

lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lollin at that goongazer

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Madrid plastic looking for the next big thing

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Enigma89 posted:

Madrid plastic looking for the next big thing

Is that any different than German plastic?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
I will close this thread on Sunday so get your chebs in.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



chebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oKAbSJjscA

Probably NWS

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Weaponized Cum posted:

I will close this thread on Sunday so get your chebs in.


Let's face it




Germany won before the game even started.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Please don't tell my wife I watched this.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Lid posted:

Let's face it




Germany won before the game even started.
I still can't get over that first one. Good God.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

St Evan Echoes posted:

I still can't get over that first one. Good God.

Did anybody find out who she is?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
The first one creeps me out.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Judakel posted:

The first one creeps me out.

Is it the shark eyes?

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

CubanMissile posted:

Is it the shark eyes?

it's because she looks asian op

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Pissflaps posted:

Did anybody find out who she is?
I don't think she really exists on the mortal plane, just a brief visitor from the heavens

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Lowtechs posted:

Good bye Women of the World Cup thread hope to see you in four years. I already miss you! :negative:

there is also the womens world cup next yeahahahahahahahahahahaha

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

St Evan Echoes posted:

I still can't get over that first one. Good God.

She's got something for everyone. Asian eyes for the weirdos, massive chebs for normal people

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

Pissflaps posted:

Did anybody find out who she is?

She's my wife, doesn't speak a lick of english but i call her waifu and she's contracted with sarnsung

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
tbh i can't wait for the women's world cup because we won't need to scour the stands for women, all the beauties will be competing for a man's hand right on the field in front of us

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

CubanMissile posted:

Is it the shark eyes?

Dead, lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

Judakel fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Jul 17, 2014

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

fat greasy puto posted:

tbh i can't wait for the women's world cup because we won't need to scour the stands for women, all the beauties will be competing for a man's hand right on the field in front of us

and everyone will compliment them on their ball handling skills

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Teron D Amun posted:

and everyone will compliment them on their ball handling skills

They're all lesbos, lad.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Good movement around the box is the best we can hope for.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I support gay ball handlers

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Teron D Amun posted:

and everyone will compliment them on their ball handling skills
lol someone's never seen a female gk

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I wouldn't mind giving Alex Morgan some balls to handle and to stuff in her mouth. I'd put it in her Upper 90 that's for sure. Don't tell Pissflap's wife.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

CubanMissile posted:

Is it the shark eyes?

she has eyes?

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

St Evan Echoes posted:

lol someone's never seen a female gk

I have seen Hope Solo in Wolfsburg during the 2011 cup does that count

ps dont tell pissflaps wife

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

Pissflaps posted:

Did anybody find out who she is?

Her name is "Fan Ling" she is Chinese

Edit: here is another one she posted

80085 fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jul 18, 2014

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

80085 posted:

Her name is "Fan Ling" she is Chinese

Edit: here is another one she posted

I'd like to fan her ling if you know what I mean op.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

vulturesrow posted:

I'd like to fan her ling if you know what I mean op.

I don't.

Chillao
Jan 12, 2004
discerning gentleman
Are there really men out there who prefer it when Asian women wear these special contacts to make their irises appear bigger? it's weird-looking as hell (this is why she looks like a sexy grey)

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


80085 posted:

Her name is "Fan Ling" she is Chinese

Edit: here is another one she posted
ahahaha wtf I just can't handle this at all

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