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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
This forum has always catered to those who admire the male form, whether they be gay men, straight women, or just some juiced up totally straight CIS boys who don't mind a sly gaze towards someone who puts the hours in at the gym.

Feel free to post your sexiest men here. Players, coaches, fans, commentators, all are welcome.

Never been a fan of the man but you'd have to be gay to not appreciate him



Of course no thread like this would ever be complete without an American



Ok I better not do any more pictures lest I be investigated at work.

Post away friends.

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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747




I think only Marchisio is on the squad from this picture.




:allears:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Nothing 'homo' about appreciating a fine male physique mmm

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Vogue put together the world's worst "Hot Guys of the World Cup" List.

http://www.vogue.com/culture/article/twelve-hot-soccer-players-in-the-2014-world-cup/#1



1) Olivier Giroud


2) Mr. Shakira


3) Neymar


4) LUIS SUAREZ


5) Elliot Rodger


6) Toliet Thief


7) Cristiano Ronaldo


8) Captain Patchouli


9) Claudio Marchisio


10) Yaya Toure


11) Lenny from Of Mice and Men


12) Keisuke Honda from the Island of Unapologetic War Criminals

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Ronaldo is going to explode if he finds out he's behind messi and suarez

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
drat, Marchisio looks like my dad when he was young in that picture.....

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
Best looking guy on the italian team at least is Pirlo hands down wtf vogue

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Don't get me wrong I like Luis Suarez but he is not an attractive man.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
that list is terrible

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Alonso is hotter than Pique and so is Casillas.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
How is ronaldo not number 1 and even barring that how is he below the actual disfigured steroid dwarf person Messi?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Also Lukas Podolski has brain damage so I'm pretty sure it's illegal to talk about him like that.

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Suqit posted:

Alonso is hotter than Pique and so is Casillas.

yeah Pique is cute and goofy, not hot

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

Suqit posted:

Alonso is hotter than Pique and so is Casillas.

Yes and No

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

saihttam posted:

that list is terrible

I have a feeling Toure and Honda were added after a hasty editorial meeting too.

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

Brony Car posted:


1) Olivier Giroud


11) Lenny from Of Mice and Men

:swoon:

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

why are we objectifying these delicious men

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Destroy My Sweater posted:

why are we objectifying these delicious men

Because we must.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Destroy My Sweater posted:

why are we objectifying these delicious men

Because #NotAllMen are such fine specimens.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

hopterque posted:

How is ronaldo not number 1 and even barring that how is he below the actual disfigured steroid dwarf person Messi?

I think Ronaldo is really unattractive, conversely Messi is quite sexy.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Torrannor posted:

I think Ronaldo is really unattractive, conversely Messi is quite sexy.

I support you in your decision to come out to all of us as a weird sex pervert who is attracted to disgusting tiny steroid goons.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

There is not nearly enough Xabi in this thread.









irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Big Black Dick posted:

There is not nearly enough Xabi in this thread.
I fixed that by posting a massive res table breaking pic

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Destroy My Sweater posted:

why are we objectifying these delicious men

Ugh

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

hopterque posted:

How is ronaldo not number 1
Because he's not that hot (although neither are Suarez or Messi, wtf Vogue)

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
where's pogba???

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Pogba is pretty cute.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

He is perfect. Look at that rear end!

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
can someone add Niko Kovac the croatian manager?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Syncopated posted:

can someone add Niko Kovac the croatian manager?

You can actually, by posting his picture, in this thread

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011



please somebody save poor axel from the russians

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Syncopated posted:

can someone add Niko Kovac the croatian manager?
Sure, why not?





Dude seems to like to keep his shirt on, so I hope this is enough for you.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Torrannor posted:

He is perfect. Look at that rear end!





Hulk is way hotter (more delicious?) than Neymar

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Corluka used to be SUPER hot, now he looks more like he should be in an American sitcom - as the handsome dad.

PYT:



Dad:



Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I know this is shocking news but I think Niko Kovac is a product of a secret soviet cloning program to produce middle children on american sitcoms





Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.



Meireles clearly doesn't lift but I hear he's the kind of guy who'll stand at the entrance of the gym and warn if anyone's coming while Ronaldo and Nani do some secret heavy lifting at night, so he's a cool guy.

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Mean Bean Machine posted:




Meireles clearly doesn't lift but I hear he's the kind of guy who'll stand at the entrance of the gym and warn if anyone's coming while Ronaldo and Nani do some secret heavy lifting at night, so he's a cool guy.



He's still alpha, dumbass.

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