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KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Mean Bean Machine posted:




Meireles clearly doesn't lift but I hear he's the kind of guy who'll stand at the entrance of the gym and warn if anyone's coming while Ronaldo and Nani do some secret heavy lifting at night, so he's a cool guy.

If everyone lifted, how would people assert their dominance

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TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
"Xabi Alonso is clearly the hottest player at the world cup, because he actually looks like a MAN" - Mrs. TasmanianX

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Badger of Basra posted:



Hulk is way hotter (more delicious?) than Neymar

Skinny twink versus hot hunk:



Hulk showing off his best asset :swoon:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Torrannor posted:

Skinny twink versus hot hunk:



Hulk showing off his best asset :swoon:



bunda campeã

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Mix Diskerud, the guy who came in from the cold





ma i married a tuna
Apr 24, 2005

Numbers add up to nothing
Pillbug
Buffon is not on that list but Suarez is? Clearly good at football/ scoring goals conflated with hunkness, voted F.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Uruguay players are wearing the proper tight kits.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC


phwoar

Fluo
May 25, 2007





Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
The Swiss have one really good looking guy on their roster, Xherdan Shaqiri:





Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How about some classic men of the world series?!?!?!

:nws: :nws:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqMmdByCEAANHWW.jpg

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
It's actually harder to find pictures of Chadli in clothing than out of it (other than his kit).






trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Was Taters posted:

Corluka used to be SUPER hot, now he looks more like he should be in an American sitcom - as the handsome dad.

Attn: Was Taters - Corluka nudes are out there. Along with other Croatian cocknballs.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27860269

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
A sad goodbye to Team Tight Shirts.

Ednison Cavani, goodbye.





Diego Lugano, goodbye.



Caceres and Pereira, goodbye.


Goofy goalkeepers, goodbye.


Diego Forlan, goodbye :cry:


:cry: Diego Forlan's torso, goodbye :cry:



The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Thank you cameraman :wiggle:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
nws that poo poo greg

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular


More likely to score in Brazil than their strikers.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Oldie but a goodie


Handsome


Athletic



PHWOAR that body

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

R. Mute posted:



please somebody save poor axel from the russians

lol at this dude soft flabby gut and ZERO definition, sad looking nipples looking like his torso just ate a lemon haha. we would laugh him out of the gym and in fact probably whip him with towels til he ran out crying. can just imagine him roccking up to the bench press, taking off the 45's (which tbh should be welded on. global standard) and putting a 10 and a 5 on there, then asking someone for a spot. We are going to ButtFuck belgium so bad.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Torrannor posted:

The Swiss have one really good looking guy on their roster, Xherdan Shaqiri:







The mods have in a ban request for posting an Albanian musclefrog ITT.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

vaginal culture posted:

lol at this dude soft flabby gut and ZERO definition, sad looking nipples looking like his torso just ate a lemon haha. we would laugh him out of the gym and in fact probably whip him with towels til he ran out crying. can just imagine him roccking up to the bench press, taking off the 45's (which tbh should be welded on. global standard) and putting a 10 and a 5 on there, then asking someone for a spot. We are going to ButtFuck belgium so bad.
wow, i thought this was a safe zone for all things beautiful, but this post sure isn't beautiful. in fact, it's ugly. real ugly. mods?!

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.


I'm not naming names but there's a poster in this very forum who used this pic to show how fit Neymar and the rest of the Barca boys are.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
You can only achieve that physique through the use of steroids/anabolics MBM, they are clearly doping, look at Messi or Iniesta too and their bulging muscles, cheat dopers the lot of them.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

El Hefe posted:

You can only achieve that physique through the use of steroids/anabolics MBM, they are clearly doping, look at Messi or Iniesta too and their bulging muscles, cheat dopers the lot of them.

Alves is a poster boy for clen in that pic lol and Neymar had only been at Barca for a few months. Lance Armstrong took steroids too fyi. Where is the doping thread I am heated

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

vaginal culture posted:

Alves is a poster boy for clen in that pic lol and Neymar had only been at Barca for a few months. Lance Armstrong took steroids too fyi. Where is the doping thread I am heated

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3637793

edit: you made it, even

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013

loving lmao

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
poo poo twink bitch

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007



crosspost

also it's sad James isn't a model yet, hard to find good pics

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Badger of Basra posted:



crosspost

also it's sad James isn't a model yet, hard to find good pics

I think I just found my dream job.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Frijolero posted:

Oldie but a goodie


Handsome


Athletic



PHWOAR that body

Ride this cowboy any night:

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?


Chilleini is so delicious that a single bite is worth 4 months out of football.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Don't post Chiellini in this thread. Not even as a joke.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
No activity whatsoever in this thread so as the Resident Gay Man in these forums I'll be posting some Super Hot guys from each team:


Algeria, Argentina, Australia

Slimani



Marcos Rojo




Messi



No notable Australian players, so here's me

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013

someone get that nigga some vitamin d

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
I'm not going to take my shirt off andget a tan ever despite spending all year in two p. sunny countries. I really want to look like a stillborn baby - lionel messi

JR ANTI SEX LEAGUE
Jul 9, 2010

Torrannor posted:

The Swiss have one really good looking guy on their roster, Xherdan Shaqiri:

I think they have a few more than that :shobon:




African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

lmaoboy1998 posted:

I'm not going to take my shirt off andget a tan ever despite spending all year in two p. sunny countries. I really want to look like a stillborn baby - lionel messi

he's a gamer, lets see how much your tan helps you when he's Raping your base in league of legends or whatever happens in that game tbh i havent played it

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Ezequiel Lavezzi, one of the few Argentines who seems to not make terrible hair choices





African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Those the weirdest abs I have ever seen

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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

vaginal culture posted:

Those the weirdest abs I have ever seen

He's using that 1 trick too much, went too far

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