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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

El Hefe posted:

Just a reminder that in a single game Neymar equalled Cristiano's World Cup goal tally.

Lmao

Neymar is a stupid baby and I heard a rumour that he's a gay alien

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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

The Irans have a SHOOTING machine.



I liked Thailand's take on a solid defense.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lol

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Croatia's goalkeeper is an abomination and should be hosed off back home

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

this owns

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

A Tartan Tory posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I just can't get that excited about a sporting event where a government has spent billions funding it, yet the people still live in squalor and deprivation. Where drugs are rife and life expectation is very low. Where there is little to no useful social services or any quality of life at all.

But enough of the commonwealth games in Glasgow, the World Cup has started now!

lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

cadfael posted:



I liked Thailand's take on a solid defense.
Of course it's Greece blocking the shot. :cryingrehhagel:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white girl like that.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011

The most enduring image of the World Cup 2014.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Rooney McNibnug posted:

that was great AND horrible!

This is a good description of the World Cup, football and life in general.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Paddyb posted:

Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white girl like that.

igtr

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

*does the awkward old guy fistbump*

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
La sextinha is coming home.

La sextinha is coming home!

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

So that was poo poo.

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

Good game. Football alive

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

El Hefe posted:

La sextinha is coming home.

La sextinha is coming home!

We need some sort of database to keep up with exactly which teams you are currently plasticing

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

El Hefe posted:

La sextinha is coming home.

La sextinha is coming home!

LOL

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Byolante posted:

We need some sort of database to keep up with exactly which teams you are currently plasticing

If only Catalunya was a represented nation :qq:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Brazil are cheats and I hope they lose and their government is overthrown.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Might be a bit late for this but the game really felt like a lot of the Asian teams matches at the 2002 world cup

Brownie
Jul 21, 2007
The Croatian Sensation
That sucked :( What an awful way to decide the match

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Brownie posted:

That sucked :( What an awful way to decide the match

What decided the match?

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Just came back watching this with a Croat and our assessment is:

-the peno was loving bullshit
-brazil are a bunch of bitch beta cunts
-croatian goal keeper should be fired into the sun

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Add to every OP

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
This guy will be the ref for Uruguay - Costa Rica :tinfoil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph32EGdPQGg

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Pand posted:

Just came back watching this with a Croat and our assessment is:

-the peno was loving bullshit
-brazil are a bunch of bitch beta cunts
-croatian goal keeper should be fired into the sun

This is what I took from the game too.

Only non Brazilian bitch was Oscar. I've never really seen him play like that at Chelsea but that's probably down to Mourinho. He was everywhere that match.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Mans posted:

That Croatian defense is terrible and i'm seriously pissed off that next up will be Mexico and senior citizen Cameroon because they'll loving collapse against Brasil instead of kicking them off on the group stages and starting the Brasilian revolution.

gently caress off back to europe

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Brazil is really bad team that are going to get sussed out in the round of 16 or quarter finals.

Then all Brazilians will cheer for Portugal who will go on to win the WORLD CUP in their former colony/toilet.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Polidoro posted:

This guy will be the ref for Uruguay - Costa Rica :tinfoil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph32EGdPQGg

tbf that's an honest mistake to make imo

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
That's what Sepp wants you to believe.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Brazil should just let Portugal annex them every 4 years to almost have a chance in the WC.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Ewar Woowar posted:

This is what I took from the game too.

Only non Brazilian bitch was Oscar. I've never really seen him play like that at Chelsea but that's probably down to Mourinho. He was everywhere that match.

He really was superb. Have to give Neymar his due, the bitch has skills. But it was the Oscar show.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Enigma89 posted:

Brazil should just let Portugal annex them every 4 years to almost have a chance in the WC.

They basically already do.

A good chunk of Portugal's team is from the former colonies.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Landon Donovan thinks that Klinsmann is wrong, and that the United States can win this World Cup.

This is absolutely insane. There is zero chance the United States wins this cup.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Dirk Pitt posted:

Landon Donovan thinks that Klinsmann is wrong, and that the United States can win this World Cup.

This is absolutely insane. There is zero chance the United States wins this cup.

quote:

He made a compelling case for the questionable psychology behind Klinsmann's supposed realism.

'If we're really expecting to go out and beat Ghana, beat Portugal and beat Germany -- in my opinion Germany is one of the best teams in the world. If you can beat Germany, why can't you beat anybody else?

yes, a very compelling case indeed

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Landon Donovan is saying that the USMNT is like the karate kid, and Germany is that blond dick Cobra Kai guy. America will win because they are the underdogs, and well, shucks.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Paperhouse posted:

yes, a very compelling case indeed

Landon Donovan actually believes that the US should win because if there are 23 players better than him, why not?

I love America and I will be tickled pink if we get out of the group. Realism is not a bad thing in football. And there is nothing wrong with the American coach correctly stating that we will not win.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Klinsmann is know as a Happy-Go-Lucky super optimist in Germany. If he tells you it's unlikely the USA is going to win the WC it's probably true.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Why the gently caress are we talking about the USAMNT in the gdt when there's already a thread for it?

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Suqit posted:

Why the gently caress are we talking about the USAMNT in the gdt when there's already a thread for it?

americentrism

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