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Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Is there a long and tedious opening ceremony first?

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Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
I'm wearing my old Ukrainian Shevchenko jersey today, cause I'm ready for any game, I don't give a gently caress.

FUTEBOL. GO.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Dunban posted:

Neymar is gonna fire two (2) netslams into the upper 90 before being elbowed in the face by Mandzukic and crying like a little beta bitch.

Isn't Mandzukic suspended tonight?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Rooney McNibnug posted:

I'm wearing my old Ukrainian Shevchenko jersey today, cause I'm ready for any game, I don't give a gently caress.

FUTEBOL. GO.

:allears:

love Sheva

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

euroboy posted:

Isn't Mandzukic suspended tonight?

He is!!!!!

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

euroboy posted:

Isn't Mandzukic suspended tonight?

lol if you think that stops him from elbowing nymar

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009

Pand posted:

lol if you think that stops him from elbowing nymar

it will be a flying elbow drop from the stands

it will be fully sick

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
ive got a stiffy about the foot.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Cityinthesea posted:

it will be a flying elbow drop from the stands

it will be fully sick

:agreed: it will be like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOCf7H4DJ-g#t=1h22m32s

dox
Mar 4, 2006
Can you all believe FOOTBALL is coming home? The World Cup is nearly upon us boys. A joyous time. A time to remember that the next two World Cups will be in Russia and Qatar and not this glorious paradise (of footba... err protests) known as Brazil.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

dox posted:

Can you all believe FOOTBALL is coming home? The World Cup is nearly upon us boys. A joyous time. A time to remember that the next two World Cups will be in Russia and Qatar and not this glorious paradise (of footba... err protests) known as Brazil.

I think you're confused.

The World Cup 2014 is being held in Brazil.

The home of football is England

Football is coming home because England are going to win the World Cup in Brazil.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

I hope Neymar tears his cruciate ligament in the first five minutes and has to be stretchered off

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
i hope neymar does all the moves and leaves a bunch of defenders on their asses

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Considering betting on a 3-2 Croatia finish, which would get me an insane profit by putting very little money down....

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

i hope neymar does all the moves and leaves a bunch of defenders on their asses

And then trips over a mound of spraypainted dirt and cries about it.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Duro posted:

Considering betting on a 3-2 Croatia finish, which would get me an insane profit by putting very little money down....

if you bet 10 of your chosen currency, making this bet will lose you exactly that amount.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Hope Croatia can score to make this an interesting opener.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

It will be Brazil 3 - Croatia 1

Fred, Hulk (2) and Modric will score.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Rakitic will score 2 goals.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

I hope Neymar tears his cruciate ligament in the first five minutes and has to be stretchered off

I hope hes just poo poo and shown up for the massive fraud he is and all of barcelona are arrested for tax fraud.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Brazil will win 1 (one) - 0 (nil).

Maybe.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

I hope Neymar tears his cruciate ligament in the first five minutes and has to be stretchered off

Why?

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
you lost me at hundreds of semi-naked women, op

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Does Eduardo still play for Croatia

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Does Eduardo still play for Croatia

He does, and he will be at the World Cup.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

serious gaylord posted:

I hope hes just poo poo and shown up for the massive fraud he is and all of barcelona are arrested for tax fraud.

I would love to empty quote this till the servers crash.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Gigi Galli posted:

He does, and he will be at the World Cup.

Neat

Crayfish
May 7, 2009
I hope somebody scores a goal

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Crayfish posted:

I hope somebody scores a goal

They won't, because football is dead.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

eduardo to repeat that sick backheel overhead volley thing he did once, you heard it here first

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Hoping that Brazil crumble under pressure or make some populist statement and throw all their games.

Some people want to watch the world burn.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Cant wait till we're invaded by GBS posters complaining about 'flopping'

Woodhouse
Aug 1, 2010

Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy?

serious gaylord posted:

Cant wait till we're invaded by GBS posters complaining about 'flopping'

No point arguing with neckbeard goons whose sole exercise is walking up their moms basement steps to the microwave to cook hot pockets to fuel their fingers for more poo poo talking.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

serious gaylord posted:

Cant wait till we're invaded by GBS posters complaining about 'flopping'

This is one big reason why I want Neymar to not only not get injured, but thrive and make it all the way to the final, diving the entire time.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I want some posts about awarding points for every time the goalkeeper touches the ball!!!

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
It all adds to the excitement.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003
Looking forward to Srna making Cesar his bitch on a FK

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Btw OP, the first match is in Sao Paulo

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I'm posting in a World Cup matchday thread [jizzing intensifies]

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