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Hbomberguy posted:Two Worlds is just the best. The sequel, like the Resident Evil movies, is not as good because it gets more competent. In the original you can kill the final boss within five minutes of starting, and the ending cutscene plays and everything. They meant for some dragon enemies to be completely impossible to kill without being ridiculously overlevelled or something, but if you keep hitting it for about ninety minutes, you can still kill them. It's the best. It is probably one of the stupidest and funniest games I ever played and it really is the best. I just wish the old videos showcasing all the broken poo poo in that game were still around, specifically the co'op vid with the Top Gun anthem. The game included: - The protagonist being a straight-up big mouth rear end in a top hat in the best way possible. - A protagonist that REALLY enjoys killing things. - Incredibly awkward conversations due in most part to the protagonist looking in all directions while talking as if trying to escape (probably to go kill more things). And also comically horrible voice acting. - Scotch-taping a bunch of weapons together (complete with the scotch-taping sound) to create the ULTIMATE weapon that hits for disgaea-level numbers. You can make a wooden club that can kill dragons in 1 hit if you want. - The most endearing poorly-designed bears you will ever see in your entire life. - Co'op that basically boils down to how long you can talk to NPCs without your friend smacking them. - Completely broken alchemy and magic systems to play with. Despite all that the game still ran relatively well and wasn't a nightmare to get going by any means.
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Naval Ops Warship Gunner 2 An obscure and relatively rare PS2 game, it's basically a SHMUP with fully-customizable warships. Features include a huge array of tech trees, secret items and a rank system that rewards you with unlockables for doing well, an absolutely absurd storyline with 3 diverging paths, new game+ with additional enemy fleets and even more unlockables to find, and lots of fun extras. You start off with WW2-era ships and equipment and work your way up to crazy poo poo like nuclear missiles, lasers, and giant Kamehameha wave cannon that splits the ocean (like, actually split it, no joke). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyDi943rGnE Metal Wolf Chaos A third-person mech driving game that almost no one has ever heard about, released exclusively in Japan with full (and relatively well-done) english voice acting on the first Xbox. Metal Wolf Chaos is the single most insanely patriotic game ever created, the story centering around the president of these great and free united states of america, donning a small mech suit, having to fight against his treacherous freedom-hating vice-president that tried to usurp the good president in a coup d'etat (he too is in a mech suit). Did I mention this was developped by From Software? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8 If you want to procure these fine games, Naval Ops Warship Gunner 2 and Metal Wolf Chaos are both available on Amazon. But be prepared to pay full price for the former, and between 170-200 dollars for the latter!
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