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Fluo
May 25, 2007

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa



The beers of the World Cup is a magical moment to drink the beers of the countries you're watching.
Each days fixtures will have a beer from each country and each beer (country) that gets through will get a right up, win again? Another beer write up.

Also talk about world cup beer here and leave the other threads to the Football!

During the group stages each country will have 1 beer which is mass produced and easy to get for most people around the world (Tecate isn't easy to get over here), 1 will be something special like a craft brew and the 3rd is a wild card. And it won't be in any order. :)

Placeholder:

Algeria

Argentina
Quilmes Cristal
Antares Imperial Stout

Red Lager

Australia

Belgium
Rochefort Trappistes 10

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Brazil
Eisenbahn Rauchbier - Cervejaria Sudbrack Ltda
Eisenbahn Weizenbock

Cameroon

Chile
Kunstmann Torobayo Pale Ale
Cerveza Grassau Bock

Colombia
Chapinero Porter
Águila
Costena beer

Costa Rica
Costa Rica’s Segua Red Ale

Côte d'Ivoire/Ivory Coast
Mamba

Croatia
Crikveničko Svijetlo

Ecuador
Roche Negra

England

France
Cuvée Des Jonquilles
1664 Blanc

Germany
Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Urbock

Ghana

Greece
Septem Pale Ale

Honduras

Iran

Italy
Bsa La Rossa Del Gallo

Japan

Korea Republic

Mexico
Corona Extra

Netherlands
De Molen Heen & Weer (Back & Forth)
Grolsch
La Trappe Quadrupel
Hel & Verdoemenis

Nigeria
Star Lager

Portugal

Russia

Spain
Undead Imperial IPA

Switzerland
BFM Cuvée Alex le Rouge

Uruguay
Satan's Cheating Cum Patricia
Davok English Pale Ale

USA
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale


SA downtime made it impossible to play catchup. The beer winner is:

The Big Taff Man posted:

Hmm it turns out I'm not being trolled and this message I received....



...is legit and I am going to be receiving some totally free of charge delicious Fosters Radler.

Well done thread, we did it. The best team won the World Cup, and it looks like the best beer won the Beers of the World cup thread.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jul 14, 2014

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Great thread idea OP

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Since the Beer Ban at Stadiums, has been lifted Brazilians are able to drink a Brazilian beers.

Welcome Brazil's take on the famous German style, Rauchbier! Hopefully they will pick up the german spirit if drank.

Eisenbahn Rauchbier - Cervejaria Sudbrack Ltda


6.3%, Dark amber red in colour creamy but short head retention with strong bacon and campfire flavour and aroma with subtle aftertaste of dry biscuit malt. Hint of caramel from the crystal malt with a sophisticated linger of red apples.


Step up Croatia.

Tomislav Tamno Pivo

Baltic Porter, the lager for men the porter for hot weather. Stronger by a point 7.3%. Dark ruby brown with offwhite head, almost black but just isn't getting there somethings holding it back. Starts sweet with the caramel and sweet chocolate then half way to the aftertaste slowly gets bitter, bitter chocolate and roasted barley. Some bitterness in the aftertaste but its not offensive as the creamy smoothness makes it one not to miss, slightly sour. Hops are there, earthy, spicy but the main price of it is the base of any beer. The malt.






Brazil won 3 - 1 so Eisenbahn Rauchbier - Cervejaria Sudbrack Ltda goes through!

Fluo fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jun 12, 2014

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
We don't have an airline anymore and our beer sucks so I guess we're out of the Cup. See ya.

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!
Please only post beers I can get at Tesco TIA

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Ozujsko is the better of the Croatian beers

Fluo
May 25, 2007

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

Please only post beers I can get at Tesco TIA

Some will be at Tesco, some ASDA, some Sainsburys, some that hipster craftbrew pub down the road next to the painted birdhouse shop.

Duro posted:

Ozujsko is the better of the Croatian beers

Don't worry, different beer for a different match! So hopefully at the end of it there will be a good selection of the winning beers. The final is where it will be at though don't you worry!

Fluo fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jun 12, 2014

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Good thread op. Please don't post fosters for Australia tia

bootney_lee
Sep 10, 2009

Bogan Krkic posted:

Good thread op. Please don't post fosters for Australia tia

Of course not, the correct beer is obviously VB.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Kirin's range of boring beers are the official beers of Japanese soccer and the boring Kirin Cup tournament.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Becks for Germany? :frogout:

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Bass?! Does that crap still exist?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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frankenfreak posted:

Becks for Germany? :frogout:

Becks is a nice beer.
I mean, not as nice as literally every single other beer from Germany, but still leagues above the piss the English or the Yanks are calling beer.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

ephex posted:

Becks is a nice beer.
I mean, not as nice as literally every single other beer from Germany, but still leagues above the piss the English or the Yanks are calling beer.

Sadly this is true if we're talking lager as opposed to beer :(

Saint Rude
Aug 21, 2009

ephex posted:

Becks is a nice beer.
I mean, not as nice as literally every single other beer from Germany,

Veltins < Becks

Bitburger < Becks

Oettinger lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Saint Rude posted:

Veltins < Becks

Bitburger < Becks

Oettinger lol

I wouldn't know, I don't have time for poverty beer in my life.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Please don't do Corona for Mexico

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Australian beer should be boags premium

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Mexican beer is so bad they put tomato juice in it lol Jesus wept because he's Mexican and has to drink bad beer with tomato juice in it)

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lmao its not just tomato juice its a mix of clam juice and tomato juice

loving learn a thing hitler you idiot

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Stinky Pit posted:

lmao its not just tomato juice its a mix of clam juice and tomato juice

loving learn a thing hitler you idiot

Thats even worse :wtc:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

ephex posted:

Mexican beer is so bad they put tomato juice in it lol Jesus wept because he's Mexican and has to drink bad beer with tomato juice in it)

Negra Modelo is a fuckin sick beer

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Stinky Pit posted:

lmao its not just tomato juice its a mix of clam juice and tomato juice

loving learn a thing hitler you idiot
chavela can be made with simple tomato juice as well, not only the monstrosity that is clamato

vaginal culture posted:

Negra Modelo is a fuckin sick beer

didnt know naomi campbell had her own beer!?!

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



listen i know you read some bullshit on wikipedia or whatever, but no one has called it a chavela in like a bajillion years, its a loving michelada

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Stinky Pit posted:

listen i know you read some bullshit on wikipedia or whatever, but no one has called it a chavela in like a bajillion years, its a loving michelada

those are two different (disgusting poverty) drinks

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



they were and then they started selling pre-made drinks with that name and now everyone in mexico calls them all micheladas

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Stinky Pit posted:

they were and then they started selling pre-made drinks with that name and now everyone in mexico calls them all micheladas

I think I'd rather believe The Internet than a Mexican.

marcadia
Sep 13, 2005


ephex posted:

Becks is a nice beer.
I mean, not as nice as literally every single other beer from Germany, but still leagues above the piss the English or the Yanks are calling beer.

Becks is fine. German wheat beer, pils & Kolsch are amazing, but the ale and stout from UK/USA is the best in the world.

Most people can distinguish between cheap lager (the crap that is piss water e.g. Carling, Carlsberg etc...) and proper beer hth.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

It's very hard to get good beer around here. Send help (good beer)!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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MeramJert posted:

It's very hard to get good beer around here. Send help (good beer)!

sorry but the shipping costs to the united states are too high

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ephex posted:

not as nice as literally every single other beer from Germany
That was pretty much my point.

Here, have a good beer that would be my beer of choice if I could get it around here:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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frankenfreak posted:

That was pretty much my point.

Here, have a good beer that would be my beer of choice if I could get it around here:



My weapon of choice



sometimes this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Where does Erdinger rank in German beers?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ephex posted:

sorry but the shipping costs to the united states are too high

I live in China, should be pretty cheap to ship here I imagine?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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MeramJert posted:

I live in China, should be pretty cheap to ship here I imagine?
hmmm probably not since everybody does it in the streets oh wait ship

Jose posted:

Where does Erdinger rank in German beers?

Cool & Good

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Erdinger (Weissbier) was my favorite German beer but i also liked Riedenburguer but that's because i drank it for free, probably wouldn't shell out 2 Euros for it.

Def. put my vote for Erdinger as the best German beer.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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hmmmm just look at that



might get some of those for the football (soccer) tonight

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


This thread is making me thirsty

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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Fluo is the worlds greatest beer sperg I trust him to make this thread epic and ftw

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