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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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frankenfreak posted:

Becks for Germany? :frogout:

Becks is a nice beer.
I mean, not as nice as literally every single other beer from Germany, but still leagues above the piss the English or the Yanks are calling beer.

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Saint Rude posted:

Veltins < Becks

Bitburger < Becks

Oettinger lol

I wouldn't know, I don't have time for poverty beer in my life.

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Nov 4, 2007





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Mexican beer is so bad they put tomato juice in it lol Jesus wept because he's Mexican and has to drink bad beer with tomato juice in it)

ephex
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Stinky Pit posted:

lmao its not just tomato juice its a mix of clam juice and tomato juice

loving learn a thing hitler you idiot
chavela can be made with simple tomato juice as well, not only the monstrosity that is clamato

vaginal culture posted:

Negra Modelo is a fuckin sick beer

didnt know naomi campbell had her own beer!?!

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Stinky Pit posted:

listen i know you read some bullshit on wikipedia or whatever, but no one has called it a chavela in like a bajillion years, its a loving michelada

those are two different (disgusting poverty) drinks

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Stinky Pit posted:

they were and then they started selling pre-made drinks with that name and now everyone in mexico calls them all micheladas

I think I'd rather believe The Internet than a Mexican.

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MeramJert posted:

It's very hard to get good beer around here. Send help (good beer)!

sorry but the shipping costs to the united states are too high

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frankenfreak posted:

That was pretty much my point.

Here, have a good beer that would be my beer of choice if I could get it around here:



My weapon of choice



sometimes this

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MeramJert posted:

I live in China, should be pretty cheap to ship here I imagine?
hmmm probably not since everybody does it in the streets oh wait ship

Jose posted:

Where does Erdinger rank in German beers?

Cool & Good

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Nov 4, 2007





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hmmmm just look at that



might get some of those for the football (soccer) tonight

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Nov 4, 2007





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mynameisjohn posted:

Since Australia is a fail bastardization of a country i decided to have a beer float this match. It was mighty tasty, just like Valdivia's goal




:barf:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Cool Beer 69

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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I like beer that is cold and tastes like beer.

ephex
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I just had some good beers that I bought at the store and then put in the fridge and drank them when I felt like they were cold enough.

The taste was very beery and I decided not to be an enormous fag about beer so I just drank it.

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If there's one thing I'm definitely looking for in a beer, it's the taste of a "fantastic fruit punch".

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ABen posted:

Ephex, where do you drink beers and watch the football? I feel like we should meet up and do some football watching and beer drinking at some point. I'll try not to be an enormous fag about it, tho.


Wait, never mind then.

Id love to meet you for a "fantastic fruit punch" iykwim

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vaginal culture posted:

imo people who talk about "banana notes" and "mouthfeel" and fruity citrus notes and all the notes, are full of poo poo liars.

Those people also enjoy hot salty cum notes on their tongues imo

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Fluo posted:

Iran 0 Nigeria 0. Neither is going through, what a poo poo match.

Just like this thread and your posting.

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Nov 4, 2007





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Hmmm I really do consider buying some beer later, my criteria might be:

- coldness
- beeriness
- goodness

Since I live in the birthplace and home of beer, I will have no problem finding a proper beer that will fulfil all three criteria.

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Fluo posted:

:eng101: Germany isn't the birthplace of beer, it's the birthplace of lager. Which killed off most ales in Germany apart from altbeer and such.

Get it right god drat it!

I like the one that's yellow and has that white fluffy stuff on top, but sometimes also the the dark brown one with a lot more of the fluffy stuff. I take them from the fridge and pour out into a glass and then I drink it all. Hmmm the perfect beer experience here in Munich, the home and birthplace of beer.

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I bought two beers and two radlers and they have a fun swing top so they make a very satisfying foomp sound when you open them.

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Hmm I cant wait to buy a beer later and put it in my mouth hmmmmm

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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I love a large, frothy to creamy, good lacing, fully lasting, beige head.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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I am fairly intrigued about the beer choice of tonights BBQ host.

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Fluo posted:

No I got a Samsung Galaxy 5 but it'd be shakey cam trying to open the bottle with one hand and such cause you can't really hold it up right with no hands.

Buy an Appel I Phone or an Appel Mc Book.

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lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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I have never ever seen anybody buy or consume that sort of piss.
This is the kind of poo poo that the US and UK have brought onto us with with winning the wars and their hatred of beer and trying to make it taste less like beer and more like loving Coca Cola.

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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This thread had become the equivalent of the advanced stats and maths discussion.

This is not a good thing.

Here are some corrected sentences that I won't punch you in the face for:

After a hard days work at the steel mill, I enjoy a hoppy and fruity xxxlight IPA beer.

Having done a lot of gardening, I enjoy sitting on my lawnmower and cracking open a cold bottle of xxxlight lite lime flavoured calorie reduced radler beer.

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