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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Iamblikhos posted:

don't know about you, but mine still works when i'm drunk

it really sucks my brain is like "yea im gonna gently caress this hole"

my dick is like "i have to piss and want to go to bed"

eat a handful of almonds though and my dick turns into ike turner :cool:

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naem
May 29, 2011

MOOBS! posted:

it really sucks my brain is like "yea im gonna gently caress this hole"

my dick is like "i have to piss and want to go to bed"

eat a handful of almonds though and my dick turns into ike turner :cool:

It's sounds like you have blood pressure issues, eat more leafy greens and almonds

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

im gonna buy some more almonds tomorrow. thanks op

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
are you crazy? raw almonds?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

vandalism posted:

are you crazy? raw almonds?

nah man really bitter but really good

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


"Domesticated almonds are fine but wild almonds contain cyanide! Nuts!"
-Squirrel Girl

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Boner Medicine posted:

you should eat a handful of raw almonds everyday

All almonds are irradiated, so they aren't truly raw, unless you grow them yourself.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
Almonds, like most nuts, are suuuuper fatty and calorie dense. Don't eat them in large quantities unless you are mega swole.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
Who in the world eats raw almonds. Smoky barbeque'd almonds, now that's my jam. In fact, I'm having a fistfull now. Hard to have just one!

bollig fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Jun 13, 2014

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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does anyone here like the flavor of bitter almonds?

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

bunky posted:

im gonna buy some more almonds tomorrow. thanks op

:iamafag:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

bollig posted:

Who in the world eats raw almonds. Smoky barbeque'd almonds, now that's my jam. In fact, I'm having a fistfull now. Hard to have just one!

I do. I prefer raw nuts & roasted nuts to flavored nuts. But I also don't eat more than a small handful because nuts are really filling & I don't hate myself.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
yum a nice bowl of geisha feet

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fatkraken posted:

Almonds, like most nuts, are suuuuper fatty and calorie dense. Don't eat them in large quantities unless you are mega swole.

oh no not dietary fat :ohdear:

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
I buy em raw, dry roast em myself, and toss em with just a little olive oil and yummy spices. Thai lime spice and piri piri have turned out the best so far.

thehacker0
Mar 19, 2014

does a snickers bar count

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
how many almonds could u eat before the cyan kills you. asking for a "friend"

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