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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
He always got that sick sick smile on his face. Like he's either a really nice dude, OR..................hehehehehugugghhh

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

jhorphear
Apr 24, 2013

Ask me about telling people not to change my avatar
He is japanese so... both?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

plumbing, mushrooms, people dressed as animals

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
If he does I'm game to satisfy them because I really like the Mario games.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
hes japanese of course he does

Lovely Carnitas
Dec 26, 2012

What is this, and why am I aroused?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
he clearly has a crush fetish

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Lovely Carnitas posted:

What is this, and why am I aroused?

It's raw shrimp sashimi. So fresh the shrimps are still twitching.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
he's a pedophile that's why all nintendo games are for kids

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams


I also need that twitter screenshot of shiggy asking the Internet to kindly not draw pictures of Mario and luigi kissing,

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
??

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I can help you with that sexual fetish Miyamoto-san

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
He's real old so he probably jerked it to ukiyo-e woodblock prints

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
his dick is a big mushroom

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
he's either completely uninterested in sex or a huge deviant, there is no middle ground when you're japanese.

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

sorry

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what



Unfortunately that's a fake twitter account, as you can see if you look at the other tweets on it

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

bewilderment posted:

Unfortunately that's a fake twitter account, as you can see if you look at the other tweets on it

I'm sorry, but the account name is clearly @RealShigeruM. Please read more carefully next time.

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013
if they're hidden fetishes, how are we supposed to know about them OP

e: i for one haven't boned shigeru miyamoto so idk

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Im pretty sure he'd cum really hard over the thought of hundreds of Pikmin crawling all over his dick/into his pee hole

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Gutcruncher posted:

Im pretty sure he'd cum really hard over the thought of hundreds of Pikmin crawling all over his dick/into his pee hole

and one day with the help of virtual reality this will happen for him

lots of wand movement but it will happen. cynics

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Gutcruncher posted:

Im pretty sure he'd cum really hard over the thought of hundreds of Pikmin crawling all over his dick/into his pee hole
all his games have something to do with transforming or changing sizes: growing into a giant man, shrinking from getting hit with a lightning bolt, transforming into a raccoon, transforming into a cat, turning into a rabbit, morphing into a ball, and pikmin's bad ending is where olimar is changed into a pikmin

i think it's safe to assume he tells his bitches to pretend he's "shiggy except <animal>," not like a furry, just actually him except turned into like a dog or someshit

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
If you aren't rock hard when you play Animal Crossing, then you aren't truly alive. -Shigeru Miyamoto

CaptainQuirk
May 9, 2009
Misogyny

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...
he always keeps a Virtual Boy deep inside his anus

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
He's into cucking. That's what Bow Wows represent. The big black balls that he craves so deeply.

Aftertaster
Mar 29, 2007

Hello! Hi there! How are you!? Oh my God, hello! Greetings!! How ARE you!? Jesus Christ, good day!! MY GOD! SALUTATIONS!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?!?

omg thats so unfair

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I'd play that: My mama is the chief prosecutor of the former crimea

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
You found a blue Rupee! That's worth 5 Rupees!

You found a blue Rupee! That's worth 5 Rupees!

You found a blue Rupee! That's worth 5 Rupees!

-cums-

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Magic Balloon.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

...of SCIENCE! posted:

You found a blue Rupee! That's worth 5 Rupees!

You found a blue Rupee! That's worth 5 Rupees!

You found a blue Rupee! That's worth 5 Rupees!

-cums-

You are a huge human being.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Crazy dental work.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
giant hands caused by crystal therapy treatments

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

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