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The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

She plays CoD:G against easy bots and then posts pictures of the scoreboard on instagram.

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Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

girl seeks unwarranted attention stop the presses

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

Here are her favorite games:
Call of Duty
Zelda (which I have never seen her play)
Beyond Two Souls

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

gamer pussie :dance:

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

The Flying Milton posted:

Here are her favorite games:
Call of Duty
Zelda (which I have never seen her play)
Beyond Two Souls

make her pay 75% of the rent

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

Scyther posted:

gamer pussie :dance:

Also the worst lay ever.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

drat, she hardcore nerd

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
my gf and I are planning to coop Halo 2 this weekend. legendary, ofc :smugdroid:

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
i didnt even know cod had bots wtf

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

Epic Hamcat posted:

my gf and I are planning to coop Halo 2 this weekend. legendary, ofc :smugdroid:

That's actually p cool.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Never heard of a gamer girl who didn't play LoL. I'm calling you on your bullshit op.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

make her pay 75% of the rent

lol

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

gamer girls only play WoW and LoL

also if she liked Beyond:Two Souls she's retarded beyond redemption

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Benny D posted:

girl seeks unwarranted attention stop the presses
near as i can tell the people most desperate for attention are ddrd posters

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
prehaps , some girls are merely drones thsat exis't to imitate mans inorder to get shot ful of hot cum&have babby.....? thjink about it

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

Ekster posted:

gamer girls only play WoW and LoL

also if she liked Beyond:Two Souls she's retarded beyond redemption

I watched her play it. It looks horrendous and she is also awful at it.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Uhhh h-hey baby

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Hot pockets make for the best gamer fuel, make a move before she finds a good nerd.

Buckwild Dorf
Apr 5, 2011

by XyloJW

Epic Hamcat posted:

my gf and I are planning to coop Halo 2 this weekend. legendary, ofc :smugdroid:

Grats but I wouldn't like that. Much rather have my girl who curls up with some Kafka on my arm while I play Spelunky dailies and ps2 iso

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

Update: She has spent a good half of the day watching PewDiePie videos.

Super Rad
Feb 15, 2003
Sir Loin of Beef

quakster posted:

prehaps , some girls are merely drones thsat exis't to imitate mans inorder to get shot ful of hot cum&have babby.....? thjink about it

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

The Flying Milton posted:

Update: She has spent a good half of the day watching PewDiePie videos.

Nobody will blame you if you murder her and cut up her body and throw it in the marsh to make it look like it was eaten by alligators.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

murder her and cut up her body and throw it in the marsh to make it look like it was eaten by alligators.

he is/was liveposting her video and game habits to strangers, i thought this was a given

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

please dissect her poop and post findings, you can really analyze a true gamer from their poop

quaker69
Jul 3, 2004

Four measures of cheap Vodka combined with a bottle of Bawls
Lipstick Apathy
I was playing zelda while my wife googled the guide because holy gently caress I am bad at games it turns out

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

No Such Thing posted:

please dissect her poop and post findings, you can really analyze a true gamer from their poop

if it has the consistency of a diarrhea dump, you may have found a true angry video game nerd

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

BrettRobb posted:

I was playing zelda while my wife googled the guide because holy gently caress I am bad at games it turns out

that happens when you get married

you lose the ability to play video games

quaker69
Jul 3, 2004

Four measures of cheap Vodka combined with a bottle of Bawls
Lipstick Apathy
Yea, I have no patience, also the fan was on in our room and I couldn't hear the sound which frustrated me further

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

No Such Thing posted:

please dissect her poop and post findings, you can really analyze a true gamer from their poop

Girls don't poop.

If girls can't poop and you can only judge someone's gamer level by their poop, girls cannot be gamers. The logic is flawless.

The Flying Milton
Jan 18, 2005

The Taint Reaper posted:

Nobody will blame you if you murder her and cut up her body and throw it in the marsh to make it look like it was eaten by alligators.

This would not be too difficult since I live in Florida.

I'd rather off someone who is capable of contributing something to the world.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

pre:
Name     Charlie
Age      26
Seeking  Companion 
Reasons  Gaming

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Hot pockets make for the best gamer fuel, make a move before she finds a good nerd.

underrated post

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008

Luke Cage just shut you down!
i bet hre vagania is weird and lovely

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Gas.

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

The Flying Milton posted:

Here are her favorite games:
Call of Duty
Zelda (which I have never seen her play)
Beyond Two Souls

Worst 'gamer' cred list. (Depends on which Zelda, tho)

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Get her to play Saint's Row 2. It's an enriching experience for a new gamer.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010

post her picture i dont care what she plays only what she looks like

SombereroLad
May 18, 2006

WAHAHAHAHAHA
Fun Shoe

Butt Frosted Cake posted:

post her picture i dont care what she plays only what she looks like

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
COD gamer girl is like a dating advertisement headline of "LF:SUCKAS"

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