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how do I tell my dad i dont want to get the tattoo he designed for me?
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Jun 16, 2014 00:57
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- dogcrash truther
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dad says he'll sign the forms so I can get the tattoo even though I'm only 15
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Jun 16, 2014 00:57
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- dogcrash truther
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me, to dad, while hes watching the game: hey...dad? ..did you ever think...what if I didn't get the tattoo?
dad: HUH?
me: n-never mind...
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Jun 16, 2014 01:00
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- dogcrash truther
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Dad: No son of mine is ever going to not get the tattoo I designed for him, God DAMMIT!
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Jun 16, 2014 01:01
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"You want them to think youre some kind of fag? Some kind of gay? you want them to look at your smooth hairless body, without the tattoo I designed for you on it, and think 'fresh meat'? Because that's what theyre going to think." - Dad
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Jun 16, 2014 01:02
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- dogcrash truther
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help: how to tell dad I don't like the tattoo he designed for me
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Jun 16, 2014 01:03
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- dogcrash truther
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dad says that people will be terified of me once they learn I'm the WORLDS WORST SON. it's true, there are a lot of bad sons out there. to be the worst, I'd have to be pretty bad.
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Jun 16, 2014 01:05
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- dogcrash truther
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dad went to art school to design my tattoo. He had to learn how to make the dick look realistic. After a long night of drawing dicks he'd finally grab a beer and sit down to watch the game. "I'm doing this all for you, son," he'd say, " you think I want to see this many God drat Dicks?"
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Jun 16, 2014 01:07
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- Looke
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Tell him you are gay
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Jun 16, 2014 01:09
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- dogcrash truther
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Mom says girls will be lining up to gently caress the WORLDS WORST SON. thanks for nothing, mom
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Jun 16, 2014 01:10
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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seen this episode of dawson's creek b4
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Jun 16, 2014 01:13
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- Ren and Stimpire
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Mom says girls will be lining up to gently caress the WORLDS WORST SON. thanks for nothing, mom
thats funny, when I was a teenager it seemed like girls were lining up to gently caress the world's worst potential father
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Jun 16, 2014 06:20
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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might i recommend a barcode tattoo i do not think this has been done before
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Jun 16, 2014 10:38
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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my dad made me get a Sylvester Looney Tunes tat on my lower back because I was a disappointment to him, but I had the last laugh when I got the SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH bit to read 'SUCK MY DICK. FUC YOU DAD.'
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Jun 16, 2014 10:55
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- bog pixie
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you have to hurry and get a tattoo of your dad getting shot up by laser spaceships first and you can move the lasers with your muscles
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Jun 16, 2014 11:09
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- ZebTM
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my dad made me get a Sylvester Looney Tunes tat on my lower back because I was a disappointment to him, but I had the last laugh when I got the SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH bit to read 'SUCK MY DICK. FUC YOU DAD.'
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Jun 16, 2014 11:10
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Here comes
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I reserve the right to get high as poo poo and post on occasion
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Jun 16, 2014 11:56
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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if dad is paying for it you should get a huge tattoo
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Jun 16, 2014 12:53
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Delicious endangered confection!
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I'm on the Something Awful forums.
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Jun 16, 2014 19:05
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- google THIS
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the obvious solution is to get a different tattoo in the same spot
boom, end of argument, unless your dad's willing to shell out for laser removal in which case he still loses
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Jun 16, 2014 19:31
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by sebmojo
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each get a half of a tattoo* that forms a whole tattoo when you touch forearms together
*MLP tattoo of course
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Jun 16, 2014 20:16
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Jun 6, 2024 20:47
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- tao of lmao
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Work some reverse psychology on him. When he shows you the dick tatt, act excited like its something you really like and hunger for. Bring it up in conversation and ask him repeatedly when he's finally going to bring you while maintaining eye contact. Nothing ruins a father's good time quite like having their son excitedly share an interest. Give it a week and he'll let it drop.
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