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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'm straight

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm grey biromantic heteroflexible demisexual

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
im heter0sexual nad society is discriminating against me

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a ponce

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Only if the vacuum is gone. I'm staying under the couch until the vacuum is gone.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



I am gay.

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.
im not gay

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




condolences

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I'm Reformed Southern Trisexual

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
my other account is pussyslayer420

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a pussy

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
im a sexhaver

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Ok guys, i cant lie to the forums anymore, i have to come out and say it....

Im a fuckin baller.

Real talk tho im in the closest as gently caress when it comes to my nerdiness. No one ive met post college (yr n a half now) knows anything about how much i like video games n warhams and scifi. I just pretend to be normal....

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
i am handsome

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Straight white male and proud but Id probably suck an attactive dick once for shits and giggles

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
im an goon

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
come out???



house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

make them think i'm going to say one thing, then say the other. I tell this to my son before hitting the submit payment button for his own forums account. codename lord faggotus

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Avshalom posted:

i'm grey biromantic heteroflexible demisexual

same

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Theme song for gbs http://tindeck.com/listen/goui

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
ow, who's hot who not
Tell me who rock who sell out in the stores
You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop
Who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down
To the tube sock, the same ol' pimp

Mase, you know ain't nuttin' change but my limp
Can't stop till I see my name on a blimp
Guarantee a million sales pullin' all the love
You don't believe in Harlem World nigga double up

We don't play around it's a bet lay it down
Nigga didn't know me ninety one bet they know me now
I'm the young Harlem nigga with the Goldie sound
Can't no PHD niggaz hold me down, Cooter

Schooled me to the game, now I know my duty
Stay humble stay low blow like Hootie
True pimp niggaz spend no dough on the booty
And then ya yell there go Mase there go your cutie

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

Yeah, yeah, ah, ah, from the C to the A to the D D Y
Know you'd rather see me die than to see me fly
I call all the shots rip all the spots, rock all the rocks
Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin' now's when all the ballin' stops

Nigga never home got a chrome one and a yacht
Ten years from now we'll still be on top
Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop
Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool

Bag a money much longer than yours
And a team much stronger than yours, violate me
This will be your day, we don't play
Mess around be D.O.A., be on your way

'Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here
For you to shine here, deal with many women but treat dimes fair
And I'm bigger than the city lights down in Times Square
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

Uh, uh, B.I.G., P O, P P A, no info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell and the phone in the basement
My team supreme, stay clean triple beam lyrical dream

I be that cat you see at all events bent
Gats in holsters girls on shoulders
Playboy, I told ya, bein' mice to me
Bruise too much, I lose, too much
Step on stage the girls boo too much

I guess it's 'cause you run with lame dudes too much
Me lose my touch, never that if I did, ain't no problem to get the gat
Where the true players at? Throw your roadies in the sky
Wave 'em side to side and keep their hands high

While I give your girl the eye, player please
Lyrically, niggaz see, B.I.G. be flossin' jig on the cover of Fortune
Five double oh, get the phone number your name
I got to know, I got to go got the flow down phizat, platinum plus
Like thizat, dangerous on trizack, leave your rear end kizzack

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

What's goin' on? What's goin' on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

What's goin' on? What's goin' on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

What's goin' on? What's goin' on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
I'm Hitler.

Wait, am I doing this right?

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I'm whatever you want, if you've got the money.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

I'm whatever you want, if you've got the money.

What will $1.27 and one Canadian penny get me, cause that's what I've got.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Idiot Syncratic posted:

What will $1.27 and one Canadian penny get me, cause that's what I've got.

$1.25 - wiggle eyebrows suggestively at you for one (1) minute

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
i:m beige

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

PlantRobot posted:

$1.25 - wiggle eyebrows suggestively at you for one (1) minute

pming you my PayPal det- nevermind I just came, thanks anyway

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
I'm straight, but I only like lesbians.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
im transhitler

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i'm a positronic pimp

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm a DJ

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I type "I'm gay" sometimes on this forum as a joke but in actuality I'm not actually gay although one time I let a gay dude suck my dick and it made me cum but I felt weird about it afterwards okay bye.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
transnigger dandy gay here

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I type "I'm gay" sometimes on this forum as a joke but in actuality I'm not actually gay although one time I let a gay dude suck my dick and it made me cum but I felt weird about it afterwards okay bye.

No one can "make you cum" if you don't want to

You're gay, Whirlwind Jones, you're full on gay.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

No one can "make you cum" if you don't want to

You're gay, Whirlwind Jones, you're full on gay.
i'm gay

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

See wasn't that good? Wasn't that value for :10bux:?

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME
im cis scum

edit: are we talking about "coming out" in regards to gender or sexual identity? i dont want to get it wrong and offend anyone! :ohdear:

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Hobohemian posted:

'Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here
For you to shine here

If I'm going to come out as a geek I'll say there are not enough (not any???) youtube videos demonstrating what actual limelight looks/looked like and chemistry/theater geeks should really get on that so ppfbbbbtttttttt.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
im not really gay im just joshin when i say that i am

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KiddieGrinder posted:

edit: are we talking about "coming out" in regards to gender or sexual identity? i dont want to get it wrong and offend anyone! :ohdear:
i don't know :ohdear:

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