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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sometimes my bedroom gets so hot i wake up and im covered in the beds sweat wtf how do beds even sweat

# ? Jun 16, 2014 10:40

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ron color

sometimes theyll be grease and kethup on my clothes and im like, i didnt even fuckin eat a hotdog yet i guess its just a sloppy poo poo shirt???

# ? Jun 16, 2014 14:24

ZebTM

one time last summer i went to bed and woke up with everything drenched and i had been drinking heavily so i thought i might have wet the bed but i smelled it and it was just sweat

# ? Jun 16, 2014 15:42

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I amm not a very moist sleeper. But sometimes I'll wake up, and it will be like I have a fever with a puddle under me. Then, after like 10 mins I'll be normal again.

# ? Jun 16, 2014 17:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Maybe U r jsut 2 fat, op?

# ? Jun 16, 2014 17:55

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Maybe U r jsut 2 fat, op?

i sweat the bed and i'm not fat just big boned.

# ? Jun 16, 2014 18:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

i sweat the bed and i'm not fat just big boned.

ur fat m8

# ? Jun 16, 2014 18:23

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

nah actually it is b/c i am required to wrap myself tightly in three blankets no matter what the temperature or i cant fall asleep i am quite retarded in this manner you see

# ? Jun 16, 2014 18:28

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Lay on the couch and hug a pillow. That makes me fall asleep even when I don't want to fall asleep.

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:01

GoodbyeTurtles

lmbo just replace your mattress with a large sponge and wring it out every morning like everyone else does op

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:07

beer pal

i have the opposite problem. when i wake up my sheets are all dry and brittle, i gotta be careful getting up or they fall apart

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:08

beer pal

ladies wake up looking like the crypt keeper

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:09

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WetNightmare posted:

nah actually it is b/c i am required to wrap myself tightly in three blankets no matter what the temperature or i cant fall asleep i am quite retarded in this manner you see

try it with really thin blankets

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:13

GoodbyeTurtles

i hear that sweaty bed is caused by the extra water in your bones coming out in the night??

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Maybe it's urine, op

# ? Jun 16, 2014 21:20

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weird: by zen death robot

beer pal posted:

i have the opposite problem. when i wake up my sheets are all dry and brittle, i gotta be careful getting up or they fall apart

beer pal posted:

ladies wake up looking like the crypt keeper

hahaha

# ? Jun 17, 2014 07:29

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