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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Davis isn't gonna win, but I don't think anyone expected her to, she's a symbolic run.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SirKibbles posted:

Hell I was trying to positive the districts are gerrymandered to hell so there's pretty much no chance for a D gov for awhile.

Totally meaningless, we're not gonna have a D governor because Davis, while a pretty charismatic and generally neat lady, is a pretty poor candidate and is against a major machine supporting her opponent (wheelchair joke?). The votes are at large, district means nothing, it's just Davis herself probably isn't the one to make the change.

Don't me wrong I think Davis is great, she's got some poo poo I'm not happy with but hell she's a Texas democrat and I'm a socialist, of course she does. I think when the election 'really' starts Davis will rise in popularity but I just think Abbot has too much momentum to keep him rolling (wheelchair joke for sure).

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

radical meme posted:

Thanks much for this thread Xarthor and the excellent info about Battleground Texas in the OP.

I've said it before but, I've been really disappointed in the campaign run by Davis up to this point. The person I feel really bad for is Leticia Van De Putte, and by extension, the people of Texas who are going to get Dan Patrick as our Lt. Governor. I was expecting commitment, not just participation from Davis; Ann Richards', Barbara Jordan level of commitment. I was hoping from someone who was going to ignite the young voters of Texas with new, progressive ideas; bold and exciting ideas.

Do you, uh, know Davis well because as charismatic as she is she's pretty much a factory standard Texas democrat. Her ability to ignite young voters was never much of her selling point.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I love Parker, I don't 100% agree with her but I love her just because of the brass balls it takes being an openly gay mostly left wing woman in Texas politics who tells people to shove it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

VitalSigns posted:

She could be known for eating live kittens on TV for all I care. Her opponent is theocrat crazyman Dan Patrick :ohdear:

Yea it helps that VTP is a legit good candidate and all, but this is literally a case of 'anyone but the other guy'.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

Has anyone seen any polling in the Lt. Governor's race?

Zoux, man, I love your optimistic heart but come on, the well known far right Texan dude is gonna win this.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The critical questions being asked already in the debate, which of you two will cure Ebola?!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I wish people gave a poo poo enough to know how scummy Greg really is.

"Well you see at the time it was confidential"

"But it didn't exist"

"Well there was a letter that was kinda like it soooooooo"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Badger of Basra posted:

Someone please post if Greg Abbott calls Davis a bitch or something, because otherwise this is probably one of the least important things happening in the state tonight.

Pretty much, this is gonna be a typical boring 'he's a jerk' 'nah she's a jerk' debate completely overshadowed by, ya know, big things.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh my god.

"Shouldn't we be spending at least the national average?"

"SHOULDN'T WE BE SPENDING WAY LESS?!"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Greg Abbot: good at rolling.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

I wonder how Abbott stands on tree protection laws :v:

Not well.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

quote:

"I don't know what they're talking about," said McCrum, who was sworn in as special prosecutor in August 2013.

I love this so much for some reason.

Rick Perry: I don't know what they're talking about.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

Before we all start sucking each other's dicks, remember that the abortion laws were also ruled unconstitutional but a higher court decided to let them be implemented during the appeals process. Abbott will probably argue that the whole state electoral system has been prepared to operate under the new law and will probably ask the Fifth Circuit for the same thing.

Yea it's good to have that ruling but this means nothing until the higher court rules. Abbott, for as much as I legitimately hate him as a human being, knows how to play the game super well, he will probably be able to spin 'yo we already started doing things that were super oppressive, we can't change them this close to the election' well and at least get the rules to stay while things advance.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Badger of Basra posted:

How do we feel about Amendment 1? I was planning on voting for because we need to use the rainy day fund for something, but I'm interested to hear other opinions.

I'm for it. It's not enough and yea in a perfect world I'd love the rainy day fund to be used for slightly more pressing issues like education but we do objectively need more money in infrastructure and I'd rather have something than nothing. It's a typical Texas proposal, we'll throw some money at it but not enough so we can huff and puff about how the gaddang gubmint can't do nothin right, but it's better than voting no which would result in absolutely nothing.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

If you live in Austin please vote for Prop 1.

That bad there? Here in Houston we have a lot of lovely roads but there's actually been a push to fix them for a bit now, it's been slow but the worst one right by my place just got patched up pretty well actually.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha goddamn, I knew it was bad but NY/LA levels? poo poo have fun there.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Swan Oat posted:

Before I voted today I saw a pigeon with a broken wing sitting under a car waiting for the end. Probably an accurate omen for how the election will turn out :(

Harris County goons please vote for Kim Ogg for district attorney thank you in advance.

Is there any reason I should care about Ogg other than her not being a drone to Lycoss? In her debate she seemed pretty terrible in her own unique way of milquetoast bullshit ex republican red state democrat still regressive but she likes weed so she tricks dumb libertarians crap.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ReidRansom posted:

I'm an Aggie :mad:

Condolences.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Aliquid posted:

lol anyone here represented by Dawna Dukes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R6N25LO040

I mean nothing inaccurate was said there.

I gotta say if your main ad is "haha I can roll faster than traffic right?! (cut the budget)" it's fair game to say you do in fact roll around.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The man rolls and, again in fairness he made it a literal campaign ad first.

So just so I have it clear, the way Abbot is just under siege for being disabled is:

1) It was said it's pretty hosed up that a guy in a wheelchair who profited off the legal system wants to deny that right to others in equal situations.

2) Some rando talking to a crowd of what fifty said he 'rolls around' when normally she'd say 'walk' or 'strut', both would be legitimately rather tasteless to say RE a disabled dude who cannot either walk nor strut.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
That also is a valid thing to say, yes, but it's not a loving attack to say the man rolls. She didn't call him a gimp or something, she used the correct verb for the thing he does to move.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Omi-Polari posted:

Here's how Austin suburbanites do race and gay baiting!

Eww Republicans. But also: Eww single moms, gays and black males.



Just keepin it weird is all.


Omi-Polari posted:

Interesting reported article on Texas Democrat doom from Dave Weigel. Excerpts:

More good stuff about how the RGV is more nuanced and really its own place with its own unique relationship with politicians. (Because of course, but this doesn't ever really show up in articles.) I didn't even know about the Eduardo Verastegui ad. Well Abbott has got money to blow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAL6sX-5ZSs

It's adorable that people think that we were expecting THIS to be the election that turns us purple. Like I've seen so many gloating right wing "Ha ha you hosed up NOW TEXAS IS OURS FOREVER" and it's gonna be so sad in a couple elections when the shift actually does start.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
No they're right, those crazy open carry people are a small, fringe, minority of people who support open carry and they just happen to to constantly have large events and crazy active communities in most gun fan circles, and happen to have a moderate amount of political sway, supported by the already existing pro gun political machines.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Nearly everyone in the capital is well off through outside means, state government pay is poo poo because it's assumed you're coming in with other sources.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh yea absolutely. Low pay for politics serves only to either get the rich in power who can afford the salary drop or serves to make lobbyist 'contributions' all the more powerful. Like, no I don't think politicians should be getting RICH doing their job but the big kabuki "WE PAY OURSELVES LITTLE TO SHOW WE'RE OF THE PEOPLE (while taking in massive profits in other sources)" is absurd.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Those people realize that they did indeed come and take it, right?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
So just to be clear our DPS thinks glitter bombs are literal bombs?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Ok, still super dumb but I was worried they thought it was like the most fabulous Hurt Locker parody whenever someone got one.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

emfive posted:

yea it's kind-of a bad sign when a Republican idea gets poo poo thrown at if from Breitbart and Open Carry Texas.

Literally everyone wants to record cops. Minorities want to record to have proof when some cop slams their head into the hood of their car, crazy white libertarians want to record them as proof of the GOVERNMENT THUGS HARASSING FREEMEN, democrats want to record them because of opposing police militarization, republicans want to record them because they're agents of the state, literally everyone wants these rules.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Greg Abbott is a 100% true believer, dude. He's doing this because he literally believes the US loving military needs our lovely state guard to 'oversee' them just in case.

If you read something about Abbott and think 'this is dumb' it's because he's legitimately a very dumb, paranoid, little man.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sardonik posted:

This Jade Helm 15 paranoia stuff is the stupidest poo poo ever.

Where do they find these idiots?

(from http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/texas-governor-abbott-orders-national-guard-military-takeover )

I hate that 'don't train on me' is a solid joke but then they ruined it with 'or tread'.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Randandal posted:

As much as I hate the current legislature anything that pisses off people from Austin is probably a good law

Spoiler, the people being hosed here aren't actually loving the bougie white hipsters gentrifying neighborhoods.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

computer parts posted:

So which is worse - the centralization of money and power in automakers, or the local fiefdoms that car dealerships hold?

Neither is great but I'd rather at least uniformity in my getting hosed over than having to roll the dice on the dudes near me.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

LeJackal posted:

Was the implementation deeply flawed, or do you just oppose the idea of limiting the police's ability to harass minorities?

I think most of us oppose hiding behind 'why don't you care about minority rights' to push the loosest gun laws possible when we all know the only times in America when gun groups and politicians worked together to eagerly add restrictions to guns is when those same minorities had them.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

LeJackal posted:

How do you walk on the sidewalk knowing that at any moment someone may turn their steering wheel to one side and exercise the power of life or death on you?! :skeltal:
How dare they! After all, you're the states attorney, you decide who lives or dies - how arrogant to think a peasant (a peasant! maybe even one with different colored skin!) would deign intrude on your domain of determining death!

Little people, amiright? :smuggo:

/sarcasm

Naw, but seriously, you're so privileged and entrenched within the system that your opinions are essentially worthless.

Here's the LeJackal we all love, a frothy blend of every pissed of 12 year old on Tumblr and every terrified 90 year old NRA member.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

zoux posted:

It's sine die yall and nothing terribly egregious passed, so it's a win :unsmith:

Ya know, I'd trade this feeling of relief knowing that we have another full empty year between now and the next session of nonsense in exchange for having a functional legislature that actually shows up to work in one of the biggest hubs of the country.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea powdered alcohol is gonna be A Thing to deal with at some point, that poo poo's real dumb.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Eat every cock in the world, Kenny

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You gonna die

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