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A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

For example, I need more dark chocolate. If you have any dark chocolate, 70% cacao or more, please send it my way.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:10

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# ? May 24, 2024 12:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

amphetamines

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:12

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

amphetamines

Do you have a learning disability? Would explain a lot.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:14

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

dollars

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:14

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ChairmanMeow posted:

dollars

Here have a handful of mexican dollars.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:15

City of Glompton

coffee and job placements

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:20

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Angry Fish posted:

Here have a handful of mexican dollars.

thank you, i just wanted a paper mache pear anyway

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:22

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

haha nice try my therapist i dont know how u got angry fish's login creds but i aint never gonna tell u

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:29

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WetNightmare posted:

haha nice try my therapist i dont know how u got angry fish's login creds but i aint never gonna tell u

You're only hurting yourself by not cooperating with your treatment!

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:41

Flynn Taggart

Free time

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:53

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Money, and freedom

# ? Jun 18, 2014 16:59

poverty goat

hats

people aren't wearing enough of them

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:36

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

bourbon

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:47

poverty goat

one thing I don't need more of is english muffins in fact I could do without english muffins for good

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:48

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gggiiimmmppp posted:

one thing I don't need more of is english muffins in fact I could do without english muffins for good

What is it about english muffins makes them so english?

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

PandaCookies posted:

What is it about english muffins makes them so english?

They're small, hard and all their holes are full of butter

# ? Jun 18, 2014 20:07

poverty goat

nobody ever said "this is the best english muffin I ever had" or "im glad I got english muffins instead of biscuits"

# ? Jun 18, 2014 22:20

Squeezy Farm

Win

# ? Jun 18, 2014 22:20

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

gggiiimmmppp posted:

nobody ever said "this is the best english muffin I ever had" or "im glad I got english muffins instead of biscuits"

I used to like English muffins as a child.

Also I believe the egg mcmuffin is still a strong seller on the mcdonalds menu. :colbert:

# ? Jun 18, 2014 22:28

poverty goat

Angry Fish posted:

I used to like English muffins as a child.

Also I believe the egg mcmuffin is still a strong seller on the mcdonalds menu.

thats because it is still made with a real egg and you can see the yolk and the white wheras the biscuit eggs come out of a carton

I still get the biscuits though

# ? Jun 18, 2014 22:46

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

gggiiimmmppp posted:

nobody ever said "this is the best english muffin I ever had" or "im glad I got english muffins instead of biscuits"

Ive

# ? Jun 18, 2014 23:56

i am he

sexy times with female humans

# ? Jun 19, 2014 00:04

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# ? Jun 19, 2014 00:07

Blue's Clues

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jun 27, 2014

# ? Jun 19, 2014 00:09

SIDS Vicious

small animals to feed on

# ? Jun 19, 2014 00:19

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gggiiimmmppp posted:

thats because it is still made with a real egg and you can see the yolk and the white wheras the biscuit eggs come out of a carton

I still get the biscuits though

I worked at McD's a long time ago when I was a teenager, so it might be different now. But those weren't real eggs then. It was a carton of "egg" mix that you poured into a little circle. It might be different now.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 00:35