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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
What the gently caress is up worth water chestnuts? Tasteless disks worth terrible mouth feel. Why are they in Chinese food :mad:

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
they are wet scrotum-nuts that replace your nipples and just hang there

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

SIDS Vicious


it addsa bit of crunch to stir fry

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I mean why do the chinese do anything they do, ya know?

SIDS Vicious


Cosmic Charlie posted:

I mean why do the chinese do anything they do, ya know?

they cant see as well, so thye just do weird stuff

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Oil Can Boyd posted:

they cant see as well, so thye just do weird stuff

Between that and they lead paint its no wonder they yell and holler instead of just talking like people.

Hell if I had to eat that poo poo ever day I'd be pretty worked up too

Diqnol

I feel the same way. When I make stir fries, they piss me right the heck off, so I use them to cordon everything else and then crush them with my spatula. That'll show em.

Grey Skies

by FactsAreUseless
water chestnuts are the best u loving piece of poo poo......... if u ever said that to my face i would kill u with the powers of kung fu........u best watch urself dissing water chestnuts m8

nvm no cake

Oil Can Boyd posted:

it addsa bit of crunch to stir fry

yeah water chestnuts own

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Water chestnuts are poo poo and you all know it you no taste having butt napkins

Diqnol

They have no flavor, only texture, and that's bullshit.

nvm no cake

anime gently caress pillow posted:

They have no flavor, only texture, and that's bullshit.

kind of like mushrooms. except water chestnuts have a good texture and mushrooms have a horrible lovely texture

Diqnol

The only good mushroom is a soup mushroom.

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
so many bad opinions itt

Grey Skies

by FactsAreUseless

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Water chestnuts are poo poo and you all know it you no taste having butt napkins

i'm going to loving cut you

Count Thrashula

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
What do you call nuts on the wall?
Walnuts

What do you call nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts

What do you call nuts on your chin?

Count Thrashula

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
MY DICK IN YO MOUTH

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot

Oil Can Boyd posted:

it addsa bit of crunch to stir fry

so does foamboard

City of Glompton

circ just give me your waterchestnuts and you can have my tomatoes and (assuming you like tomatoes) we'll both be happy!

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vapoursquid

none other

Arnold of Soissons posted:

so many bad opinions itt

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