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SIDS Vicious

so earlier tonight i went to go outside only to discover i couldnt open my door. this raccoon has been coming and getting into my garbage and i guess he knocked over a big box i had outside my door and trapped me. when i finally got outside i put a little bowl of cat food out for him, and he is super cool

he was a little wary at first, but eventually

he decided to get a bit bolder until finally

success, he is enjoying cat food and stopped hissing at me, what a grand finale this is

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:34

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# ? May 18, 2024 09:08

Eye of Widesauron

Be careful real talk

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:36

SIDS Vicious

yeah i kept my distance ive worked with animals my whole life

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:37

Bukowski: hammulder

Did he go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:45

SIDS Vicious

Bukowski posted:

Did he go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

yeah he did this crazy lil dance too

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:48

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Oil Can Boyd posted:

yeah he did this crazy lil dance too

it's rabies maybe

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:51

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

also

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:51

Eye of Widesauron

I know people telling you to kill it is hosed up just glad you're being careful :3:

Is there an animal office nearby you can call? I know here locally they just grab them and release them unless they have some weird disease

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:53

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

This has given me some ideas for dealing with whatever's been pooping on my goddamn roof, thanks op

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:53

SIDS Vicious

hes definitely not rabid, as he is nocturnal, and rabies makes nocturnal animals sleep at night

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:54

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Oil Can Boyd posted:

hes definitely not rabid, as he is nocturnal, and rabies makes nocturnal animals sleep at night

what if it's reverse rabies

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:55

Eye of Widesauron

IMPORTANT

Have you established dominance yet

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:55

SIDS Vicious

yeah i put my balls on his face

# ? Jun 19, 2014 07:58

cuntman.net

glowing red eyes are a sign of evil i think you should kill it

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:06

Eye of Widesauron

Oil Can Boyd posted:

yeah i put my balls on his face

Make sure that your spoor is around the area he will be in

I do this with my parakeets and they object but end up better off for it

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:07

SIDS Vicious

please dont suggest i kill this poor animal, i asked pet island for advice lets see how this goes
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3644392

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:14

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

If this thing was just a bit bigger than you and had opposable thumbs it would kill the ever loving jesus out of you. I'm not saying kill it, just don't trust it. Shady motherfucker.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:50

dogcrash truther

Oil Can Boyd posted:

please dont suggest i kill this poor animal, i asked pet island for advice lets see how this goes
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3644392

lol

# ? Jun 19, 2014 13:28

Count Thrashula: Death is nothing compared to vindication.

there was a possum in our yard and my wife chased after him with a hockey stick

i went "noooooo he's gonna bite you"

# ? Jun 19, 2014 13:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

QPZIL posted:

there was a possum in our yard and my wife chased after him with a hockey stick

i went "noooooo he's gonna bite you"

hosed up if true

# ? Jun 19, 2014 15:27

ZebTM

Cosmic Charlie posted:

If this thing was just a bit bigger than you and had opposable thumbs it would kill the ever loving jesus out of you. I'm not saying kill it, just don't trust it. Shady motherfucker.

im pretty sure raccoons do have opposable thumbs dude

# ? Jun 19, 2014 15:31

ZebTM

Oil Can Boyd posted:

please dont suggest i kill this poor animal, i asked pet island for advice lets see how this goes
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3644392

lmao

# ? Jun 19, 2014 15:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ZebTM posted:

im pretty sure raccoons do have opposable thumbs dude

# ? Jun 19, 2014 15:32

Machai

Cosmic Charlie posted:

This has given me some ideas for dealing with whatever's been pooping on my goddamn roof, thanks op

If you feed it it will just poop more

# ? Jun 19, 2014 15:35

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

ZebTM posted:

im pretty sure raccoons do have opposable thumbs dude

This may be, I'm no scientist

RaIp posted:

If you feed it it will just poop more

True, but if I feed it a whole lot I may be able to fatten it up to the point where it cant climb on my roof or maybe give it diabetes so it loses a foot or something

# ? Jun 19, 2014 20:39