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Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Return of Kings is pure awesomeness in a bucket. They took the red pill and have seen through the veil of lies that feminists have wrapped around modern men. Like the guys at Stormfront, they love to offend, so much so that you'd think it's satire. But really, they're just trolls. Here is their manifesto:

quote:

1. Men and women are genetically different, both physically and mentally. Sex roles evolved in all mammals. Humans are not exempt.

2. Women are sluts if they sleep around, but men are not. This fact is due to the biological differences between men and women.

3. Men will opt out of monogamy and reproduction if there are no incentives to engage in them.

4. Past traditions and rituals that evolved alongside humanity served a net benefit to the family unit.

5. Testosterone is the biological cause for masculinity. Environmental changes that reduce the hormone’s concentration in men will cause them to be weaker and more feminine.

6. A woman’s value is mainly determined by her fertility and beauty. A man’s value is mainly determined by his resources, intellect, and character.

7. Elimination of traditional gender roles and the promotion of unlimited mating choice in women unleashes their promiscuity and other negative behaviors that block family formation.

8. Socialism, feminism, and cultural Marxism cause societies to decline because they destroy the family unit, decrease the fertility rate, and require large entitlements that impoverish the state.

Return of Kings is a website for "incels", which is a portmanteau of "involuntary celibate", ie a dude who totally wants a woman but can't get one BECAUSE IT'S ALL THE WOMEN'S FAULT.

One of the great faults of women that leave these guys' dicks dry is women's strong preference for rich males. Women are gold-diggers, y'know? They have a proposed solution for this. Is it to find a way to become richer? Support Marxism so as to eliminate the rich class? No, it's to punish women for going after rich men. Never mind that there aren't enough male millionaires in America to make a real dent on the pussy supply, even if they all kept a dozen mistresses each.

quote:

Why do women like to marry millionaires? It’s usually for their money. It’s dishonest, because women should work for their own, like men do. Therefore, women who are attracted to richer men would be considered deviant and be sent to rehabilitation.

If a woman slept with a man who has an annual income of 50% or more than her, she would go to jail. So suppose you’re a girl in a bar, and some charming man starts flirting with you. He takes you home on a public bus and passes himself as a regular guy, but it turns out he’s rich. Tough luck Lolita. With this new law, it would be your responsibility to check his bank account, and if he gave you false information, it would be your responsibility to ask his relatives or check public records for information.

These naughty perverted ladies would end up on a sex offender’s list and be outcasts, unable to have jobs for the rest of their life. They would have to be careful for annual raises too, because their boyfriend of last year might not be legal this year. A 1% salary increase could lead to prosecution.

Note: richer men who have sex with poor women would not be prosecuted, because they are the victims.

Baron Bifford fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Jun 20, 2014

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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Is this you're website OP?

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
women, heh, am i right guys?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I would have liked it better if they kept the scourging of the Shire.

Solstice
Mar 12, 2002

Non-violent for the entire family!

Baron Bifford posted:

4. Past traditions and rituals that evolved alongside humanity served a net benefit to the family unit.

I agree this is why I support mandatory circumcision.

b0red
Apr 3, 2013

Do they have a forum?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Once you start blabbering about gender roles it's only a few short steps till you're screaming "We must secure a future for our children and an existence for the white race"

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Pro-est click ever.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
i opened that website and lmao first article i clicked was by that man

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I love reading the poo poo that men-who-hate-women put out. It's like an adult version of a hissy fit in the toy aisle :allears:

One of the articles I read on there accused detractors of their hate-filled philosophy of being children, ironically, and said that people don't want to debate them they just want to drop ad hominems.

WHY WON'T THESE SLUTS HAVE A DEBATE WITH ME??!

Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 20, 2014

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Jack Gladney posted:

I would have liked it better if they kept the scourging of the Shire.

Honestly assumed this was going to be about LOTR LARPing.

If these guys would only accept that their destiny is to run around their local park dressed as wizards they'd probably be more satisfied with their lives of celibacy.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Jack Gladney posted:

I would have liked it better if they kept the scourging of the Shire.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 616 days!

Twee as gently caress posted:

i opened that website and lmao first article i clicked was by that man



The fat virgin sighed as he drew his katana.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

quote:

2. Women are sluts if they sleep around, but men are not. This fact is due to the biological differences between men and women.
dudes so beta they tryna make it science's fault they cannot stop getting cucked

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
Read More: How Black America Has Predicted Our Future

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Twee as gently caress posted:

i opened that website and lmao first article i clicked was by that man



Can it be?

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

yeah that's why I started laughing so much

in the war between phil elmore and bronies, I honestly don't know who to root for

http://www.returnofkings.com/35343/the-rise-of-the-brony-and-the-death-of-the-american-man




just kidding obvs rooting for mutual destruction

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 616 days!

Whoa.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

by Daddy

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 616 days!

Daddy posted:

About Daddy

Daddy wants to restore the once proud western civilization by reviving its core values. Follow him on Twitter

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

quote:

Top notch daddy. This is what I come to ROK for.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
This man complains about women in the same way leftists complain about Republicans.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 616 days!

Daddy posted:

Indeed, patriarchal societies are more balanced and women are not oppressed, on the contrary.

Hmmm, Yes, indeed, verily good sir.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lmao

our critics are adult children

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

The Taint Reaper posted:

This man complains about women in the same way leftists complain about Republicans.

Daddy parachute account spotted!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
heh fortwith, sir, regard that i hitherto have mayhaps engaged in the sex with a lady and furthermore

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Got to the words "red pill" and had a seizure so I can't finish the article but I'm sure it was full of great info.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 616 days!

lmao look at this smug as poo poo picture:




File name: nagging-wife-two

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
My favourite website is: http://bigbustycoons.com/

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
i first read that as Big Busty Tycoons and i'll be honest, I almost clicked

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Daddy parachute account spotted!

I ain't cho Daddy.

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

Every time this poo poo comes up I feel absolutely, completely certain that it's been one long, masterful troll and the link I'm about to click is the grand unveiling.

And every time I walk away feeling a little worse about everything.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im glad theres a subset of internet dudes who watch mad men religiously and think to themselves that if we were all alcoholic emotional cripples that can barely relate to themselves much less other human beings, surely then they would be able to have sex

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Cesar Cedeno posted:

lmao look at this smug as poo poo picture:




File name: nagging-wife-two

"yeah...id hit that megaphone."

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

paranoid randroid posted:

im glad theres a subset of internet dudes who watch mad men religiously and think to themselves that if we were all alcoholic emotional cripples that can barely relate to themselves much less other human beings, surely then they would be able to have sex
Sometimes, assholes manage to get rich, and when people watch their shows they think the two traits are related.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

paranoid randroid posted:

im glad theres a subset of internet dudes who watch mad men religiously and think to themselves that if we were all alcoholic emotional cripples that can barely relate to themselves much less other human beings, surely then they would be able to have sex

I once had a dude tell me with an absolutely straight face that Betty Draper was his ideal woman.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Is this you're website OP?
No I am not a website.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Baron Bifford posted:

6. A woman’s value is mainly determined by her fertility and beauty. A man’s value is mainly determined by his resources, intellect, and character.
Resources: $20 a week allowance from mom

Intellect: MENSA member, Wikipedia moderator

Character: Level 70 Blood Elf

*leans back in computer chair and awaits swarms of women*

Xeom
Mar 16, 2007
http://www.returnofkings.com/37554/the-importance-of-standing-your-ground
http://www.returnofkings.com/37512/why-america-has-become-infected-with-rape-hysteria
http://www.returnofkings.com/36525/you-cannot-turn-a-whore-into-a-housewife
http://www.returnofkings.com/36151/why-the-ukraine-crisis-is-a-red-pill-vs-blue-pill-superpower-clash

Site is pure comedy gold. Also these people need to be gathered and put down before they perform some sort of mass shooting.

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
bnch of shitsacks although i cant really deny that women dont like poor dudes

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