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May 14, 2024 22:43
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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circumcision taught me all religious rituals are painful hth
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Jun 22, 2014 00:37
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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idk if you can pour water on oil tho
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Jun 22, 2014 00:39
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- City of Glompton
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sorry sid i was never baptized, I have no idea what you can expect! good luck you you, i'm p sure you won't catch on fire.
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Jun 22, 2014 01:05
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- FluffieDuckie
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tbh bursting into flames would make a better video
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Jun 22, 2014 01:08
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- Diqnol
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You'll probably temporarily die, exiting your bowels in front of everyone you love, before being born again as "lovely christian"
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Jun 22, 2014 01:11
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- nvm no cake
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i did this thing once
basically the pastor is gonna say some words then push your head under the water then you are reborn
its ok i guess
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Jun 22, 2014 01:11
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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It's going to be just like O' Brother Where Art Tho? and you'll have wonderful, cool adventures afterwards
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Jun 22, 2014 01:12
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- FluffieDuckie
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i got baptised twice and neither one stuck
i guess i did it wrong
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Jun 22, 2014 01:34
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- FluffieDuckie
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I was baptized as an infant so can't remember. Parents said I was crying though so hth
prob cause it burned
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Jun 22, 2014 02:05
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- A Time To Chill
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hail satan
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Jun 22, 2014 02:11
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- Pinche Rudo
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I got the Catholic baptism as an infant I hope the priest washed his hands before dunking me in the water
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Jun 22, 2014 04:51
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- IsaoHung
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Everything they said is true
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I'm so sorry OP. Just pray you don't be drowned brother.
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Jun 22, 2014 04:57
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- Fred Breakfast
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Demand that the baptism pool be filled with bubbles
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Jun 22, 2014 05:16
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- Flynn Taggart
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I prefer the satanic service
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Jun 22, 2014 05:48
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- LappyDore64
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by XyloJW
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so how'd it go sid, you been washed free of sin yet?
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Jun 22, 2014 15:22
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- the unabonger
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so how'd it go sid, you been washed free of sin yet?
He caught on fire, instead
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Jun 22, 2014 15:33
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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which is more spiritually fulfilling: baptism and eternal salvation, or ketamine?
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Jun 22, 2014 16:43
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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1 time i got baptized hard as poo poo found out afterwaqrds dude who slammed me wuz macho man randy savage
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Jun 22, 2014 16:48
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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they could never do this b/c too discriminatory but The Baptizer would be an awesome wrestler gimmick/finisher move name
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Jun 22, 2014 16:50
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- FluffieDuckie
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nah were getting a town house with fionas mom in august to help us and her out, that will help pay the bills
jesus helps those who help themselves
whatever that means
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Jun 22, 2014 16:55
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- dogcrash truther
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1 time i got baptized hard as poo poo found out afterwaqrds dude who slammed me wuz macho man randy savage
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Jun 22, 2014 16:58
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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^hehe sup dabmastah
They have a stereotyped Islamic man, japan man, and retarded man I don't think they're above such things
yeah but those weren white ppl religions i think The Baptizer would hit too close to home for wrasslin fans unless he became a good guy and beat everybody then it would be ok i guess
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Jun 22, 2014 17:04
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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i bet the preacher calls you a nerd and baptizes you in the toilet
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Jun 22, 2014 18:47
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