so im gettin baptized tomorrow

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SIDS Vicious

does it hurt someone told me it hurts. i think my mom is gonna film it so if anyone is interested in seeing me either a) get baptized or b) burst into flames upon contact with the water let me know, i might upload it for you guys, since i love yall so much. please use this thread as a place to give me advice about the baptism and my new relations hip with jesus

# ? Jun 22, 2014 00:35

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:03

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

circumcision taught me all religious rituals are painful hth

# ? Jun 22, 2014 00:37

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

idk if you can pour water on oil tho

# ? Jun 22, 2014 00:39

SIDS Vicious

Arnold of Soissons posted:

idk if you can pour water on oil tho

this baptism pool is gonna look trippy as gently caress when i done in it. at first i though you were callin me greasy then i remembered my name lol

# ? Jun 22, 2014 00:42

City of Glompton

sorry sid i was never baptized, I have no idea what you can expect! good luck you you, i'm p sure you won't catch on fire.

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:05

FluffieDuckie

tbh bursting into flames would make a better video :shrug:

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:08

SIDS Vicious

FluffieDuckie posted:

tbh bursting into flames would make a better video

alright fluffie ill fit as much sin into tonight as i possibly can alright bud

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:10

Diqnol

You'll probably temporarily die, exiting your bowels in front of everyone you love, before being born again as "lovely christian"

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:11

nvm no cake

i did this thing once

basically the pastor is gonna say some words then push your head under the water then you are reborn

its ok i guess

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:11

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

It's going to be just like O' Brother Where Art Tho? and you'll have wonderful, cool adventures afterwards

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:12

SIDS Vicious

i hope they play this tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:16

poverty goat

good luck not bursting into flames sid thats what happened to me

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:32

FluffieDuckie

i got baptised twice and neither one stuck

i guess i did it wrong :shrug:

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:34

SIDS Vicious

i also hope this one gets played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:36

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I was baptized as an infant so can't remember. Parents said I was crying though so hth

# ? Jun 22, 2014 01:39

FluffieDuckie

Chill la Chill posted:

I was baptized as an infant so can't remember. Parents said I was crying though so hth

prob cause it burned

# ? Jun 22, 2014 02:05

A Time To Chill

hail satan

# ? Jun 22, 2014 02:11

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

FluffieDuckie posted:

prob cause it burned

It was ok and soothing during confirmation though??? The burning was the holy spirit's presence

More like a metaphysical or metaphorical burning I guess

# ? Jun 22, 2014 02:55

Pinche Rudo

I got the Catholic baptism as an infant I hope the priest washed his hands before dunking me in the water

# ? Jun 22, 2014 04:51

IsaoHung: Everything they said is true

I'm so sorry OP. Just pray you don't be drowned brother.

# ? Jun 22, 2014 04:57

Corn Glizzy

getting baptized won't pay you bills Sid lol

# ? Jun 22, 2014 05:02

SIDS Vicious

The Rage posted:

getting baptized won't pay you bills Sid lol

nah were getting a town house with fionas mom in august to help us and her out, that will help pay the bills

# ? Jun 22, 2014 05:06

Fred Breakfast

Demand that the baptism pool be filled with bubbles

# ? Jun 22, 2014 05:16

SIDS Vicious

Fred Breakfast posted:

Demand that the baptism pool be filled with bubbles

drat thats a fine idea, welcome fred breakfast you have good ideas

# ? Jun 22, 2014 05:35

Flynn Taggart

I prefer the satanic service

# ? Jun 22, 2014 05:48

Corn Glizzy

whenever i need to be baptized again i just opt for the enema, saves on time and it really does make you feel cleaner in the eyes of the Lord

# ? Jun 22, 2014 06:14

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

so how'd it go sid, you been washed free of sin yet?

# ? Jun 22, 2014 15:22

the unabonger

LappyDore64 posted:

so how'd it go sid, you been washed free of sin yet?

He caught on fire, instead

# ? Jun 22, 2014 15:33

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

We had 3 babies baptized today. Looks like you have some salvation pals with ya, Sid

# ? Jun 22, 2014 15:43

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

which is more spiritually fulfilling: baptism and eternal salvation, or ketamine?

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:43

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

1 time i got baptized hard as poo poo found out afterwaqrds dude who slammed me wuz macho man randy savage

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:48

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

If a person measures his spiritual fulfillment in terms of cosmic visions, surpassing peace of mind, or ecstasy, then he is not likely to know much spiritual fulfillment. If, however, he measures it in terms of enjoying a sunrise, being warmed by a child's smile, or being able to help someone have a better day, then he is likely to know much spiritual fulfillment.

Hth

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:49

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

they could never do this b/c too discriminatory but The Baptizer would be an awesome wrestler gimmick/finisher move name

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:50

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

They have a stereotyped Islamic man, japan man, and retarded man I don't think they're above such things

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:55

FluffieDuckie

Oil Can Boyd posted:

nah were getting a town house with fionas mom in august to help us and her out, that will help pay the bills

jesus helps those who help themselves

whatever that means

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:55

dogcrash truther

WetNightmare posted:

1 time i got baptized hard as poo poo found out afterwaqrds dude who slammed me wuz macho man randy savage

# ? Jun 22, 2014 16:58

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

^hehe sup dabmastah

Chill la Chill posted:

They have a stereotyped Islamic man, japan man, and retarded man I don't think they're above such things

yeah but those weren white ppl religions i think The Baptizer would hit too close to home for wrasslin fans unless he became a good guy and beat everybody then it would be ok i guess

# ? Jun 22, 2014 17:04

SIDS Vicious

i am alive, nothing burned

# ? Jun 22, 2014 18:43

Drunk Driver Dad

i bet the preacher calls you a nerd and baptizes you in the toilet

# ? Jun 22, 2014 18:47

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:03

SIDS Vicious

nope he was very nice and baptized me in the same place as everyone else

# ? Jun 22, 2014 18:49

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