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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Can't believe how late you jackasses are.

Bad News Barrett got hurt real bad from Jack Swagger. It's ok guys Jack isn't a dangerous worker it was an accident.

Josh Matthews has been fired.

RAW 1100 happened - does anybody remember anything about it? I think Stephanie got pushed in caramel and Vickie Guerrero was finally written off the show.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Don't forget that Brad Maddox is stuck in a cave in Mexico and I know people who think it is a shoot :lol:

fariz
Nov 10, 2009

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Barrett Ziggler was really good
Cameron was really bad

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


achillesforever6 posted:

Don't forget that Brad Maddox is stuck in a cave in Mexico and I know people who think it is a shoot :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbiZFlivR6g

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I'm pretty surprised they canned Matthews.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Wade Barrett, they'll probably never push him again either after this. Any time he gets a little bit up, catastrophe.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I don't know what's going on here but I don't like it. No sir.

fariz posted:

Cameron was really bad

Paige got some pretty good burns in on her though. At least, that's how I remember it :shobon:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
So how bad did Wade get hurt? Fuckin' Swagger.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Other than always looking cockeyed why was Josh Mathews fired? I missed you Raw threads. I swear I'll stop hitting you and drinking too much. Again.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

HulkaMatt posted:

Can't believe how late you jackasses are.

Bad News Barrett got hurt real bad from Jack Swagger. It's ok guys Jack isn't a dangerous worker it was an accident.

Josh Matthews has been fired.

RAW 1100 happened - does anybody remember anything about it? I think Stephanie got pushed in caramel and Vickie Guerrero was finally written off the show.

It was kinda nice Vicki got to go out with a big face pop.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

kidcoelacanth posted:

I'm pretty surprised they canned Matthews.

I'm kinda not. I like him, but they've got so many announcers now it's no joke. Plus, dude's been with the company for what? A decade now? I don't blame him for moving on.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

That's one way to catch flies.

Also I spent that Raw watching Mega Man so it was a good Raw.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Chokes McGee posted:

I don't know what's going on here but I don't like it. No sir.


He got hungry in the middle of the match and wanted to eat the pudding.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So how bad did Wade get hurt? Fuckin' Swagger.

Separated shoulder apparently. Could be a week, could be months :(

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bard Maddox posted:

He got hungry in the middle of the match and wanted to eat the pudding.

Yeah but wouldn't he be face down in it? :confused:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

fatherdog posted:

It was kinda nice Vicki got to go out with a big face pop.

When they started playing the Los Guerreros music I kinda teared up

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I though Matthews was doing a decent job as the host of their panels but I guess not!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bard Maddox posted:

He got hungry in the middle of the match and wanted to eat the pudding.

Satan eat the pudding.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


fatherdog posted:

It was kinda nice Vicki got to go out with a big face pop.

Agreed, and Steph got embarrassed which is always great.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
gotta get these bad posts in before the forums die again

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

IcePhoenix posted:

I though Matthews was doing a decent job as the host of their panels but I guess not!

Shawn Merriman's time to shine has come

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Gonna see John Cena win Money in The Bank in person on Sunday :cool:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SamuraiFoochs posted:

So how bad did Wade get hurt? Fuckin' Swagger.

Early word is separated shoulder. Even if it's not that, it's severe enough he's not wrestling Sunday.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

IcePhoenix posted:

I though Matthews was doing a decent job as the host of their panels but I guess not!

This is the WWE. "Decent job" and "job security" are only loosely correlated on their best days.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Jack Swagger sucks and he's dangerous and I don't like him.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
So how about Rowan + Harper's farty accordion theme

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Chokes McGee posted:

Yeah but wouldn't he be face down in it? :confused:

He ate too much pudding and got a tummyache so he wanted to get out of the pudding pool.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

TUS posted:

Gonna see John Cena win Money in The Bank in person on Sunday :cool:

I think it's great the forums are up just in time for me to eat a toxx.

Seriously though, I really hope Cesaro wins, but whoever does win is going to get murdered by Brock at Summerslam.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I didn't even watch Raw this week yet because there wasn't a GDT and thus, it just wouldn't have been the same.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TUS posted:

Gonna see John Cena win Money in The Bank in person on Sunday :cool:

Same

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

NienNunb posted:

Jack Swagger sucks and he's dangerous and I don't like him.

Swagger hurts people I like please fire him wwe thx

Seriously. I am agreeing with, he is bad and I'm suprised he hasn't accidently murdered Cesaro in any of their matches.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

flatluigi posted:

So how about Rowan + Harper's farty accordion theme

I'm pretending that didn't happen

Lynkericious
Nov 7, 2012

Super High-School Level Eating Machine
Seriously, why is Swagger around still? I can only really remember him seriously hurting two people in the past two years (Ziggler and Barrett), but that's more than most of the main roster people, and then he also got busted for DUI and Possession right before Mania 29. You'd think they'd can him or JTG him.

Also, Barrett just has the worst luck before MITB matches. Didn't he get injured before MITB when he was scheduled to be in the ladder match last year also?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I didn't get any wrestling news while the forum was gone. This is the only place I go for scoops! I depend on you guys and you failed me :colbert:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

flatluigi posted:

So how about Rowan + Harper's farty accordion theme

what a horrible decision that was, holy poo poo

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

triplexpac posted:

I didn't get any wrestling news while the forum was gone. This is the only place I go for scoops! I depend on you guys and you failed me :colbert:

join PSP Twitter

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Couldn't watch RAW without a GDT, saved like 90 mins watching it later which was nice.

Props to Layla for taking a heroic face first bump into whatever dessert food they cooked up in that pool. Steph also took it pretty well and turning Vicki face at the very end of her run went oddly well.


I have decided that Fandango must be being allowed to write his own storylines because that is the only way it makes sense.

Fire Swagger already he is unsafe and not in the Brock 'only really ever concusses himself' way.

Assess and attack is a bad catchphrase please don't make it a thing for Roman



E: Oh yeah, that Rowan and Harper thing was incredibly awful, who the hell thought that was a good idea at all?

E2: Barret/Ziggler was so so good, and that and the Ziggler promo and his reactions make me so sad for his current spot on the card.

Blasmeister fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jun 26, 2014

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

triplexpac posted:

I didn't get any wrestling news while the forum was gone. This is the only place I go for scoops! I depend on you guys and you failed me :colbert:

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Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Did anyone else do a double take when the Raw Headline was exactly the same match as the previous Smackdown headline. Wtf was up with that.

Also if anyone is on the bench about watching this weeks Main Event, watch it, just to hear Ziggler promo his rear end off in the ring and one really loving suped up fan screaming his love for him the entire time.

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