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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Probably a million

especially on the crapper.

See: crapper thread

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Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I took a mondo dooker yesterday

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
how'd it feel

mods make my av bigger TIA

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
A lot. Then i laughed wondering how pissed the asian guy who was working on this was.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
"Facebook... snapchat... Craigslist??? I don't know... wtf"

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Can someone make a mechanical analogy about the forums and the code it is based on? I was last "good at computers" when Compaqs were hot poo poo.

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Can someone make a mechanical analogy about the forums and the code it is based on? I was last "good at computers" when Compaqs were hot poo poo.

A microwave made out of a crt, oscillating tin fan, and a cardboard box, held together with bubble gum and paper clips

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-
these last 3 days of class were hell

i actually had to listen

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

insaneway posted:

these last 3 days of class pooping were hell

i actually had to listen read blogs

ftfy

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I had to work and take poops

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I actually swept the floor at work. It was awful and now my back hurts.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

you open your phone

do u have a flip phone

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Hey OP, I'm gay.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Hey OP, I'm gay.

im not gay is that ok

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Dubious posted:

im not gay is that ok
yah

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Hey OP, I'm gay.

same

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
You think you have it bad, I put a reddit app on my phone

A reddit app for fucksake

I don't even know who I am anymore

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Unlock your phone jeez

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I mash the END CALL button as hard as my pudgy finger allows

Doomguy1984
Dec 11, 2009
As long as the talk boxes were down, I used poo poo stained pieces of toilet paper to type. As you can imagine my phone is covered in poo poo.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
must have used the same technique for yoiur posts

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
look, i've gotta call pizza hut for breakfast lunch and dinner somehow

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I went to /pol and had a pretty bad time op.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i murdered i'm famil


lol jk but a lot of homeless people are dead

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

"Facebook... snapchat... Craigslist??? I don't know... wtf"

theres a game called toilet time thats basically a bunch of minigames ripped from wario ware. its ok but id rather post :)

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
never as i own an Apple™ iPhone© 5S

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Hmmm toilet time you say

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=br.com.tapps.toilettime&hl=en

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I have this phone still: \

So not one time in my entire life.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

I have this phone still: \

So not one time in my entire life.

I mean fancy smart phones are dumb and all but lol, i'd be embarassed everytime I took that thing out of my pocket.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

JakeP posted:

I mean fancy smart phones are dumb and all but lol, i'd be embarassed everytime I took that thing out of my pocket.

I don't really get the whole phone thing. I have a tablet. It does everything a smartphone does but better and on a larger screen.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

I don't really get the whole phone thing. I have a tablet. It does everything a smartphone does but better and on a larger screen.

Except fit in your pocket when you leave your basement

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

JakeP posted:

Except fit in your pocket when you leave your basement

Yeah, when I need to go out with people I leave that poo poo at home because I'm not a loser that needs to be connected to the internet 24/7. I go outside to be outside. Not to bring inside outside.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, when I need to go out with people I leave that poo poo at home because I'm not a loser that needs to be connected to the internet 24/7.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im sorry, "LOSER"??

gently caress u hobohemian

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, when I need to go out with people I leave that poo poo at home because I'm not a loser that needs to be connected to the internet 24/7. I go outside to be outside. Not to bring inside outside.

I don't think you are going to win an argument in which you try to portray yourself as too cool for a smart phone, by linking a 20$ virgin mobile gophone from kmart.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

JakeP posted:

I don't think you are going to win an argument in which you try to portray yourself as too cool for a smart phone, by linking a 20$ virgin mobile gophone from kmart.

I don't think I have to win poo poo with a loser that cannot grasp the concept of leaving his home without access to the forums or the internet.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

I don't think I have to win poo poo with a loser that cannot grasp the concept of leaving his home without access to the forums or the internet.

I can't help that my basic phone has these features :shrug:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JakeP posted:

I don't think you are going to win an argument in which you try to portray yourself as too cool for a smart phone, by linking a 20$ virgin mobile gophone from kmart.

shut the gently caress up

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weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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