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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
So I heard that Cilantro tastes like cum and that if you post here you're gay and like eating a food that tastes like dick.

Cum eating bastards.

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Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
mom enjoys cilantro

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cilantro tastes good unless you are a literally genetic fuckup

Bob_McBob
Mar 24, 2007
What the gently caress kind of nickname is "Fotie"?

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Bob_McBob posted:

What the gently caress kind of nickname is "Fotie"?

Short for "Photenhauer," I'm guessing.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Changed thread tag to match my feelings on the matter.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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Coriander tastes amazing.

Guess I'd better come out to my dad now.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I guess I love cum because coriander is the best.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.
It's true. I'm the gayest gay that ever gayed, and I love cilantro.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

it's called coriander you know

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

pr0k posted:

mom enjoys cilantro

Your mom and I make the breast salsa

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Sjurygg posted:

it's called coriander you know

It's easier to rhyme, at least.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Sjurygg posted:

it's called coriander you know

Coriander (post here if you like semen)

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
The trick is to feed the plant lots of pineapple juice, that way the cilantro goes down easier, instead of having to spit it back out.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Fozzy The Bear posted:

The trick is to feed the plant lots of pineapple juice, that way the cilantro goes down easier, instead of having to spit it back out.

The salty quality and gooey texture is an acquired taste, I grant you.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
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Guess I'd better come on my dad now.
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Cilantro owns what up y'all

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
One time at work I had to untie, wash and sort 330 bunches of cilantro. Good times.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro
Whats up with the whole cilantro/coriander thing anyway. Regional differences?

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:

VERTiG0 posted:

Whats up with the whole cilantro/coriander thing anyway. Regional differences?

Coriander is pretty much the universal term for the actual seed for the plant, which is also the spice coriander. The name for the sprouted plant varies by region though, I think.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
My cum has never tasted like cilantro, should I eat more cilantro?

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Ardemia posted:

Coriander is pretty much the universal term for the actual seed for the plant, which is also the spice coriander. The name for the sprouted plant varies by region though, I think.

Yep. The leafy greens are Cilantro and the brown seeds are Coriander for culinary differentiation purposes as they taste nothing alike.

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006
I'm not a big fan of cilantro. But god do I love cumin.

cumin chicken, cumin beef, hot cumin soup

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
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Rand alPaul posted:

My cum has never tasted like cilantro, should I eat more cilantro?

The answer to this question is yes, irrespective of its effect on the flavor of your cum.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Ardemia posted:

Coriander is pretty much the universal term for the actual seed for the plant, which is also the spice coriander. The name for the sprouted plant varies by region though, I think.

ardemia more like "academia" what's with all the :words: and poo poo :eng99: post needs more :gizz:

The correct answer is cum in your soda or cum in your pop, cum by any other name tastes as cummy

Also it's soda not pop wtf

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Ardemia posted:

One time at work I had to untie, wash and sort 330 bunches of cilantro. Good times.

How do you sort cilantro? Are the piles "delicious" and "also delicious?"

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Ardemia posted:

Coriander is pretty much the universal term for the actual seed for the plant, which is also the spice coriander. The name for the sprouted plant varies by region though, I think.

In Europe what you call cilantro is called coriander.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Boris Galerkin posted:

In Europe what you call cilantro is called coriander.

Except in Spain.

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:

Wroughtirony posted:

How do you sort cilantro? Are the piles "delicious" and "also delicious?"

While washing in a compartment sink,pull out every piece that yellowing, brown or shows any other signs of rot. Sort cilantro by short, medium and large stem size.

We were prepping for launching three flavors of salsa, and we used every bit of it.

If you like coriander, try putting a tiny amount of finely ground coriander in your coffee! The flavors work really well together, as long as you don't use a lot of sugar and cream.

Delpino
May 12, 2001
Forum Veteran

Chinatown posted:

cilantro tastes good unless you are a literally genetic fuckup

That'd be me. Stuff is horrible, to the point a few sprigs in a dish throw it to inedible for me. I really wish I liked it since it is in many dishes I love otherwise.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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Delpino posted:

That'd be me. Stuff is horrible, to the point a few sprigs in a dish throw it to inedible for me. I really wish I liked it since it is in many dishes I love otherwise.

What if someone ejaculates on your plate?

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Except in Spain.

I have conferred with a person who lives in Spain and you are correct.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Scientastic posted:

What if someone ejaculates on your plate?

There's nothing wrong with a little man-bechamel every now and again.

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Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
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contrapants posted:

There's nothing wrong with a little man-bechamel every now and again.

Worcestershire sauce. That's the British way.

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