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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > My wife is away for the evening, so I am going all out!
 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I am drinking martinis and watching Romancing the Stone on Netflix!

Here is a scene from the film:
* # ? Jun 26, 2014 03:03
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i am he

 touch your peen, now that the wife is away you can truly discover your body and sexuality

* # ? Jun 26, 2014 03:05
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

i am he posted:

touch your peen, now that the wife is away you can truly discover your body and sexuality

I already did this earlier and it was very nice. I have to admit my wife is better at it but I am learning. :)

* # ? Jun 26, 2014 03:06
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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I already did this earlier and it was very nice. I have to admit my wife is better at it but I am learning. :)

When she returns, ask her for some tips and tricks.

* # ? Jun 26, 2014 03:12
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
when my wife leaves me for my mornings, i usually spend at least 15 minutes on yob chat and then i spend an hour of minutes watching the bbc miniseries about rome, then I spend maybe an hour of minutes on some Dan Carlin's Hardcore History 'sode, then I spend maybe two minutes with myself, then i maybe spend some undetermined amount of time eating breakfast, then i get redy to go for work around 12 or 1300 or some days i get a few hours to myself until 1400 and i really let loose.

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