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SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
the spoilers indicate that we're in for quite a strange ride in the coming weeks.

we have a new champion. Roode is back. uh.

hey, look, Lashley's wearing the belt under his suit.

oh and we have an ongoing thing involving Tommy Dreamer. erhh

let's enjoy the four-sided-ring before it changes


fake edit: if someone has a better thread or something, feel free to post it and I'll close this.

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SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
poo poo, I did GTD instead of GDT

"there here"

"your fired"

blah blah blah this company does awful things to people

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why is TNA doing a reboot?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
You fooled me with the ECW thread tag.

Also:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Destroyah of Worlds?

Oh god, Lashley is their Bray Wyatt isn't he?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

skaboomizzy posted:

You fooled me with the ECW thread tag.

Also:



Dreamer's involved, I thought it was appropriate.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Push Earl to the moon.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
MVP can't wrestle for god knows how many weeks, so let's strip him of on-screen authority and make him completely useless

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I speak Strong Style Bro!

Zema and Spud are the only redeemable parts of this garbage company.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

jscolon2.0 posted:

I speak Strong Style Bro!

Zema and Spud are the only redeemable parts of this garbage company.

I was about to say something to that effect.

Also, why don't they just let TJ Perkins wrestle as TJ Perkins? He's cute and not as stupid looking as Manic/Suicide/whatever.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

jscolon2.0 posted:

I speak Strong Style Bro!

Zema and Spud are the only redeemable parts of this garbage company.

Crazzy Steeve

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Is Dixie's eye getting even crazier?

sorry: crazzier?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Sanada is too cute and cool for this promotion. I love his ring gear.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
#AJAll

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
ME... WANTIE... TITLE... MATCH!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I love how the person who defeated MVP and ended his evil reign of power was a group of faceless board members instead of you know... maybe a wrestler who could have picked up some heat from it.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
is earl corpsing already?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I OWN EVERYTHING IN HERE

yep, fresh new ideas here

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
How long are they going to drag this "Bully Ray is totally going to put Dixie through a table this time, we mean it!" thing?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

How long are they going to drag this "Bully Ray is totally going to put Dixie through a table this time, we mean it!" thing?

Until they fail to do it and forget about it

#TNA

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

EugeneJ posted:

Until they fail to do it and forget about it

#TNA

Alternate answer. Ten months after anyone stop caring.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Wait, I looked at a couple things online and Storm just squashed Anderson in three minutes?

Edit to add: oh man, they're doing more of these lovely minor league ballpark house shows without a game as a lead-in.

July 12, Niles, OH: no game
July 18, Louisville, KY: no game
July 19, Lexington, KY: no game

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jun 27, 2014

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
"This guy will move furniture and destroy your body with it."

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I thought Tommy Dreamer was Joseph Park for a second.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I think there is one more PA taping before the NY episodes that were just taped that you are thinking of OP

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I'll miss willow

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I've forgotten what JTG looks like, so I'm just going to assume that was him.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Magnus almost blew out his knee slipping on a trash can lid.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Rhonne posted:

I thought Tommy Dreamer was Joseph Park for a second.

Book it! Thomas Dreamer Esq. Attorney of Innovative Violence.

Although I don't think the T-Shirt would be considered appropriate corporate attire.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Why would anybody agree to do a thumbtack spot on TNA?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Call Me Charlie posted:

Why would anybody agree to do a thumbtack spot on TNA?

Well if they're dumb enough to work for TNA in the first place...

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Ibis is a shoot, brother!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Angle as on-screen authority actually makes sense. I'm sure they'll screw it up.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
have we learnt nothing from that Animal angle in the WWE. Don't bring up people's substance abuse issues in the ring. Russooooooo

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
If Kurt is going to be the boss, that means he won't kill himself doing stupid spots anymore right? :shobon:

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