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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

From the Oxford English dictionary

Pronunciation: /ɒfˈsʌɪd /

(Of a player in some sports) occupying a position on the field where playing the ball or puck is not allowed, especially (in soccer) in the attacking half ahead of the ball and having fewer than two defenders nearer the goal line at the moment the ball is played:

[AS ADVERB]: the attacker looked offside by several yards
FIGURATIVE his radicalism caught him offside with the law
NOUN


1The fact or an instance of being offside in soccer, rugby, etc.
"the goal was disallowed for offside"
2 (usually the off side) British The side of a vehicle furthest from the kerb (in Britain, the right):
[AS MODIFIER]: the rear offside wheel
Compare with nearside. See also off side at off ( sense 1 of the noun).
2.1 The right side of a horse.




Note the lack of 's' at the end of 'offside'
It's not a plural, there are not multiple sides that a player can be off from. There is only loving one ok!?.

Please update your posting accordingly.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Also teams are plural:

USMNT are going to play Belgium in the next round of the world cup.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Is upper 90 acceptable?

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Taff posted:

Is upper 90 acceptable?

Upper 90, postage stamp etc i'll allow in the name of diversity

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014
how does the OED feel about DZ SiBoT

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Upper 90, postage stamp etc i'll allow in the name of diversity

What about headballs?

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

this will definitely work

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
why can't you mount a horse from the offside?

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
You also draw with someone in football. If you're drawing them, you're either being matched with them at random as part of a tournament, or playing Pictionary.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
You score against a team, not on them.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

The country in South America is called Colombia.

Xavi Hernández
Xabi Alonso

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Vando posted:

You also draw with someone in football. If you're drawing them, you're either being matched with them at random as part of a tournament, or playing Pictionary.

I will accept drawing a team if you can also win and lose them, such as Germany winning America

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
You do not tie a game, but you can play a tie in a knockout competition, or you can be cup-tied (esp. if you are a Russian gnome).

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

beer_war posted:

Xavi Hernández
Xabi Alonso

Don't worry about this, they're only insignificant regional variations, call them both Javier

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

That's still not a tenth as hosed up as Xaver.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I identify as offside.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

beer_war posted:

The country in South America is called Colombia.

A good way to remember this is to imagine Sofia Vergara saying it

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Luis Suarez is a bitey but talented footballer. Luis Saurez is a Hispanic dinosaur.

Jack Wilshere is a coked up chav who plays for Arsenal and England. Jack Wilshire is a hobbit.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Sizzle t offsides

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Footballers do not "make plays" when they play. A great piece of play is not "a great play". Play is an activity, not an event.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
That was great defending.

Not

That was a great defence.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

serious gaylord posted:

That was great defending.

Not

That was a great defence.

The Arsenal defence of the 90s was pretty great

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Concussions aren't a big deal.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Native English speakers are prohibited from using words such as "golazo", "rabona" and "trequartista"

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Kosovo is Serbia

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
African AIDS cum

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Pissflaps posted:

Also teams are plural:

USMNT are going to play Belgium in the next round of the world cup.

Is it, though. Is it.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
calm down OP

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

If you're an American, I'd rather you call it soccer than futbol.

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,

R. Mute posted:

If you're an American, I'd rather you call it soccer than futbol.

umm latin americans are a thing too, you anglo-yankee pigdog gently caress

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

You draw a tie, you don't tie a tie(unless you're going somewhere fancy).

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

manchego posted:

umm latin americans are a thing too, you anglo-yankee pigdog gently caress
i'm not a anglo-yankee pigdog gently caress but i am talking about them. latin america can do what it wants. it is, after all, the best america.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
Thank you OP this is good info

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Kit vs. Shirt vs. Jersey

Discuss.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
Atheltico Bilbao and Atletic Madrid. Also no funny c's in Barcelona.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

EnsGDT posted:

Kit vs. Shirt vs. Jersey

Discuss.

Uniform.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Football was not invented in England, but in China.

Total Football was invented in The Netherlands.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

EnsGDT posted:

Kit vs. Shirt vs. Jersey

Discuss.

Kit= the whole thing. Shorts, shirt and socks.

Shirt=just the T-shirt itself.

Jersey=a state.

Example = I usually travel with the entire arsenal kit, but due to baggage restrictions i only brought the shirt with me to Jersey.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

oliwan posted:

Football was not invented in England, but in China.

Total Football was invented in The Netherlands.

Do not troll the thread with your poo poo. Total Football was invented in Hungary.

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Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
Kit or uniform. Shirt for the the shirt part. Jersey if it is an actual jersey


Barca unless you have the funny letter c on the actual physical keyboard you are actually using. Like i am from norway so i have ćřĺ on my keyboard so i am allowed to use those

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