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this is canon |
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Jun 27, 2014 23:17
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| i love cum | |
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Jun 27, 2014 23:17
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so pretty much batman is 
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Jun 27, 2014 23:23
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*gruff batman voice* gordon... tell me where the crime is... i need to cum |
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Jun 27, 2014 23:37
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The joker will be remembered for his ability to prevent batman from climaxing |
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Jun 27, 2014 23:40
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meanwhile back home in the batcave, batman is furiously masturbating to a recording of the joker's laugh |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:05
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what is the joker's safe word |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:18
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25 Unforgettable Quotes From Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy 1. Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath, but what I cum that defines me. 2. Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain so you can cum even harder while fighting people. 3. Jim Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight, it even makes him cum harder i think, when we hun thim. 4. Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do? Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice, the choice to cum while wathcing the people dying. 5. Bane: When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to cum. 6. Maitre D: Sir, the pool is for decoration, and your friends do not have swimwear. Bruce Wayne: Well, they're European, and im trying to cum tonight man. 7. Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming, and its going to make batman cum really hard. 8. Bruce Wayne: Have you told anyone I'm coming back? Alfred Pennyworth: I just couldn't figure the legal ramifications of bringing you back from the dead, especially when you would be covered in the cum from you jacking it. 9. Alfred Pennyworth: Some men just want to watch the world burn,a nd they want to cum too. 10. Jim Gordon: I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a very long time before someone... Inspires us the way he did, hwile he cummed that is. I believed in Harvey Dent. 11. Alfred Pennyworth: You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't, and i bet that mkes you cum even harder you sick fucker. 12. Alfred Pennyworth: Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale... who knows, Master Wayne? You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident,, you might even get you rdick wet finally, and cum in a lady. 13. The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. Batman: sounds like the kind of thing that will make it even easier and better when i j/o and cum. 14. Nixon: What are you? Bane: I'm Gotham's reckoning, the cum kind. 15. Selina Kyle: There's a storm coming. Bruce Wayne: You sound like you're looking forward to it, my cum that is. Selina Kyle: I'm adaptable. 16. Prisoner: You are in hell, little man! [punches Bruce Wayne] Prisoner: And I am the devil! [punches him again] Bruce Wayne: You're not the devil. The devil wouldn't make me cum like you are doing now. You're practice. 17. Uniformed Policeman: [describing the Batmobile] He is in a vehicle! Dispatcher: Make and color? Uniformed Policeman: It's a black...cock...cumming [looks at his partner, who shrugs] Uniformed Policeman: ...tank! 18. Bruce Wayne: [as Alfred opens the curtains] Bats are nocturnal. Alfred Pennyworth: Bats may be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it. The price of leading a double life, I fear. Your theatrics made an impression, your cum too, it also made an impression. 19. Bruce Wayne: I don't care about my name. Alfred Pennyworth: It's not just your name, sir! It's your father's name! And it's all that's left of him. Don't destroy it, like your mom destroyed his dick when she made him cum inside her and made you lol. 20. Henri Ducard: Your passion for cum is a weakness your enemies will not share. Bruce Wayne: That's why it's so important. It separates us from them. 21. Alfred Pennyworth: Why do we fall sir? So we might learn to pick ourselves up. Bruce Wayne: You still haven't cummed on me? Alfred Pennyworth: Never. 22. Batman-Wannabe: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me? [Batman lowers himself into the Batmobile] Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads covered in semen idiot! (but i wish i was) 23. Bruce Wayne: Well, today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today, you get to say "I told you so." Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to, instead, i watn to cum. 24. Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir? Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle, do you think i dont want to cum today rofl. Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborghini, then. [with deadpan sarcasm] Alfred Pennyworth: Much more subtle. |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:22
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1 & 3 r best |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:24
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Looke posted:1 & 3 r best i like 13 too but it is a downward slope in general |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:27
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i am he posted:25 Unforgettable Quotes From Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy i liked the 1 with the cum |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:30
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they reach me at an emotional level |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:35
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I like and respect that |
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Jun 28, 2014 00:35
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i am he posted:(USER WAS SENT TO HEAVEN FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 28, 2014 01:47
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Jun 28, 2014 01:48
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the bad guys were knocked out and neatly tied together with rope. on the floor, a small puddle of cum. "the batman," commissioner gordon said with hushed whisper and a smile. |
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Jun 28, 2014 01:58
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WetNightmare posted:the bad guys were knocked out and neatly tied together with rope. on the floor, a small puddle of cum. lol |
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Jun 28, 2014 01:59
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WetNightmare posted:the bad guys were knocked out and neatly tied together with rope. on the floor, a small puddle of cum. |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:00
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the bad guys were on edge, a lot of their partners in crimes had been taken out recently. The police were just finding them, unconscious and handcuffed, punched in the head by a strong guy obviously, the only clue being a shape left on the crime lords clothes, seemingly written in semen from the assailants dick, the shape of a bat. Policeman Gordon shook his head in disbelief, "this is the third guy this week...that makes it what? 20 so far this month? we're gonna need a name for this weirdo.." A lower ranking officer speaks up "the cum ma-" but is interrupted by a gruff voice from the rafters above "the bat man" |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:08
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| BAM! POW! CUM! | |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:15
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*20 bad guys appear on both ends of an alley* omfg...this is so hot.. 
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Jun 28, 2014 02:20
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*boyish robin voice* holy cum batman! |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:20
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batman meets selina kyle on the roof of a diamon dealer and she is all over him but he cant get an erection. from below they hear someone yelling for help a man stole her purse. batman is in action he gets the ladies purse back and she is so thankful she wants to hug him but he has a massive boner now and catwoman sees it and is like meowwwwww and then they hosed |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:24
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the mobsters hands fumbled with the intricate wiring of the detonation device. the boss said this one had to go off perfectly without any interference from him, they'd all heard rumours but no one really took them seriously. how tough could some chump in a cape really be but on a night like this is was hard not to be nervous. suddenly the lights went out in the room and everything went silent. he pointed a gun around at the surrounding darkness before muttering to himself, "this is some hosed up poo poo man, i gotta call boss and get some back up." but before he could act a deep voice whispered "too late." and the last thing he felt was a jet of warm liquid hitting his back. |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:28
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when batman cummed hisself
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Jun 28, 2014 02:33
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oh man get this guys.... splat man hahaha the sound of semen |
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Jun 28, 2014 02:33
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sumtime batman like to beat off on top of a skyscraper real quick like so
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Jun 28, 2014 02:35
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i am he posted:*boyish robin voice* holy cum batman! 
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Jun 28, 2014 02:38
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i am he posted:*boyish robin voice* holy cum batman! 
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Jun 28, 2014 02:39
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This was it, the final showdown. Bane was really strong, but Batman was strong too, only one of them could walk away from this fight. Bane: I'm gonna destroy you Batman. Batman: Come (in his head thinking "cum") and let's finish this Bane. As they traded blows, seemingly matched evenly, Bane couldn't help but feel something was off about batman's demeanor. Could it be? Batman was enjoying the fight, as one punch or kick landed on Bane, his eyes gleamed brighter from under his mask, and his mouth was beginning to form a disturbing grin, almost...sexual in nature. *punch kick pow thwack* The blows kept coming, Bane was being overpowered. Batman loomed over him as he was forced onto the ground. Punches rained down on Bane's face and body, but suddenly they stopped... and Batman let out a loud moan. Bane opened his eyes confused and saw Batman hunched over on the pavement. Bane: Waht the gently caress batman? Batman: Uhhh, nothing, its fine! I didnt cum!! I swear i didnt cum!! (he came) |
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Jun 28, 2014 03:04
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batman sits in his batcave, the only light from his laptop screen, the only sound the moans of a porn actress, reverberating throughout the rocky tunnels, a weak, runny load quickly absorbed by his bat-tissues still in his hand. batman sighs: the joker has evaded me too long |
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Jun 28, 2014 03:06
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