Me making a hamburger then eating it.

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Sub Harrison

So the first and most crucial step to this is to go downstairs to the fridge and make sure there are actually hamburgers there.

Fortunately there actually are a 3 or 4 in the fridge. I think someone only ate half a burger which is weird but kinda chill.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:29

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Sub Harrison

I decided to eat this one.

I thought I had a picture of me microwaving it but I guess I deleted it?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:31

Sub Harrison

Here's me opening the fridge again to get the ketchup and mustard. Just in time for the burger to come out of the microwave. Lots of steam but it's not burnt or anything.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:32

Sub Harrison

I put the burger on a bun then added condiments

Perfect no-scope mustard pour.

I hosed up the ketchup though.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:34

Sub Harrison

It's now ready to eat.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:34

Sub Harrison

First bite was pretty blurry. Decided to use the burger dipping technique from the last burger thread to get the missed ketchup.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:36

Sub Harrison

I'd give this burger a 9/10. The microwave made it a bit too hot and I burnt my tongue kind of. All in all, great lunch.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:37

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Lovely thick, juicy burger. Get it down me!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:40

problematic hug

# ? Jun 28, 2014 20:44

Pinche Rudo

I had a burger made of ground pork belly yesterday it was too salty

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:00

Looke

it looks sad, i hope it tasted better

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:21

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

you ate a frozen burger that you heated thats loving disgusting

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:38

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:40

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Looke posted:

it looks sad, i hope it tasted better

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:41

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

i take hamburgs seriously i cant be ironically chill about such a serious subject

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:43

Sub Harrison

What the gently caress Slaapaav its homemade and was put in the fridge. It was loving delicious. I dare you to find and eat a better burger.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:47

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Slaapaav posted:

i take hamburgs seriously i cant be ironically chill about such a serious subject

lol i understand hamburgers are often like the oj trial but how can something in the fridge be frozen? i am calling gordon ramsey for clarification. you call mythbusters

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:51

Blazing Zero: *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

WetNightmare posted:

lol i understand hamburgers are often like the oj trial but how can something in the fridge be frozen? i am calling gordon ramsey for clarification. you call mythbusters

sometimes during winter i forget to turn the fridge dial down and things get frozen solid. :ms:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:29

owl milk

next time keep the meat raw in the fridge and grill it fresh it's much better. only keeps for a couple days tho

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:37

IsaoHung: Everything they said is true

that burger looked depressing.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:37

ass

that's the most disgusting burger i've ever seen

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:42

Pinche Rudo

i got diarrhea looking at that nasty burger

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:58

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

where'd you get your burg license?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:11

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

stop burger-shaming sometimes a burger wont look so good but then you bite into it and it is a wonderland
op i believe in your burger it may not look the best but i am sure it is flavor country indeed

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:13

Sub Harrison

Guys it was really tasty why are you hating on my food? I thought you'd be impressed..

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:47

Sepharo: EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!

those look more like meat piles than hamburgs

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:51

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

yall h8ters can eat ur h8burgers psssh

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:10

Living Shield

Op, I am glad you had a great lunch.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:10

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Sub Harrison posted:

Guys it was really tasty why are you hating on my food? I thought you'd be impressed..

Don't let them bring you down.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:14

poverty goat

Sub Harrison posted:

It's now ready to eat.

look at that hosed up tiny burger

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:21

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

gggiiimmmppp posted:

look at that hosed up tiny burger

I thought it was just a really huge bap

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:28

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:30

GoodbyeTurtles

thats a good rear end burg op

dont let the h8rs get u down ~~

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:31

City of Glompton

WetNightmare posted:

stop burger-shaming sometimes a burger wont look so good but then you bite into it and it is a wonderland
op i believe in your burger it may not look the best but i am sure it is flavor country indeed

'specially if it was grilled and it tastes all smokey delicious mmm I would like to grill some burgers now

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:33

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

these scavengers act like they aint want no burger but u know dammmm well if that burger in front of them they be all like lil jon yeah bout it

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:39

poverty goat

i just ate a burger that i cooked myself on a grill with salt and vinegar chips and fresh green beans

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:55

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

That burger is NOT a burger! pulls off mask to reveal groundskeeper

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:55

dogcrash truther

listen. byob is getting a rep as a the board with the nastiest burgers. if youre going to post a burger thread MAKE SURE THAT BURGER LOOKS GODDAMN loving TASTY. Throw some lettuce and tomato on that bitch, please. The only way we're going to make a name for ourselves in the burger-having community is if we work together because if you think that those jackals give a poo poo about whether we're nice people or doing the best we can despite "mental health issues" i can assure you that they DO NOT. They're all about the

, so you be about the loving burgers too.

Thank you for your time.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:03

poverty goat

Sub Harrison posted:

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:09

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:33

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

bread nneeds more grain

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:10

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