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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
NOT!

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Maybe it is, maybe it's not. Either way, why not chill out with a j?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hail satan

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


if u mix weed an cough medicine u will understand god and your friend will wonder why ur standing in the midle of the street in gta for like 5 minutes not doing anything

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
And when the hourglass has run out, the hourglass of temporality,
when the noise of secular life has grown silent and its restless or
ineffectual activism has come to an end, when everything around you
is still, as it is in eternity, then eternity asks you and every
individual in these millions and millions about only one thing:
whether you have lived in despair or not.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

God peep a titty

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hail satan(who is REAL and GAY as H*CK like ME)

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
God is REAL. But he's a huge dick and praying to him doesn't affect your life at all lmao

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i do not resist the bullets. i let them pass through the emptiness of my heart.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Who told you god was real?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Who told you god was real?

Ye mom 8)

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
That's completely opposite of untrue. Plus you should worship just in case, worship every god just in case.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

god is such a loving phony i hate that guy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

THS posted:

hail satan

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Atheism is made up too though... OH poo poo MIND TRIP.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

She lied to me too. But it was for the best.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
your mama's fake

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

your mama's fake

I met her. She's real.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

h*ll yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

h-e-double hockeysticks

Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

gods real but hes such a poser

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
God exists, but he's a liar and satan actually made the world and is a cool dude, hth

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Yo wtf that satan looks fake as gently caress

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnGVIf3VzLo

Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Jun 29, 2014

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Oh drat he is real

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

could god create a micropeen so small that even He could not wrap his lips around it

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


































































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Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
haha yeah god is totally fake and i'm not just saying that because i'm addicted to murdering unborn children and loving other mans asses <- what SA liberals actually think

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

im epic bacon fedora atheist deal with it

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action































































Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gods a lake

Cold and Ugly
Jun 1, 2006

Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher
Yeah, no poo poo.

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
God is cool. We're friends. I would say "bros" but we aren't bros because God is a female.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

































































(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
God might be fake, but what if there's another REAL god??

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