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Flynn Taggart

It's headed towards federation space

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Looke

lock on all weapons and open fire when in range

Flynn Taggart

Vessel is hailing us

Looke

open comms

Flynn Taggart

Looke

lock all weapons on vessel and open fire

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp
goldmine

Flynn Taggart

Four warbirds have just uncloaked, weapons charged

Looke

call Starfleet for back up and put 50% of power to shields, charge weapons and await further orders

also hail all warbirds

Flynn Taggart

Warbirds have sent us a photoshopped picture of a gorilla making a lewd hand gesture and opened fire

Shields at 15%

Looke

send this via comms





emergency power up to shields, use the zimboe manoeuvre and prepare for warp

Flynn Taggart

More warbirds decloaking behind us, opening fire

We died, we're dead

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

*intercom from engine deck*
uh we got a problem here, warp drive ain't charging and there are aliems probing my butt

Flynn Taggart



Haha you stupid humans, it was a trick! Now I, the great Q, am sending you to the weed planet

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Looke

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