GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Those comments are real cool and respectful of women.

Effectronica posted:

It's kinda cool how the people who whine the most about hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness are themselves hypocrites and sanctimonious.

DrNutt posted:

Pointing out that military dudes prey on high school girls = you're the REAL sexist!

Cole posted:

Effectronica posted:

I'm talking about you and your bud there. Maybe if you didn't view this as a crusade against the forces of evil, you wouldn't have the reactions that you pretend to dislike?

Cole posted:

i was also telling you what the joke was

maybe if you could infer it for yourself i wouldn't have to point it out for you.

Effectronica posted:

So the joke is that you're a waste of a human life and should end your own immediately? That's not funny. Please get some help if you are having suicidal thoughts.

Cole posted:

How very mature of you.

Effectronica posted:

Look, your idea of a joke is proclaiming how hypocritical and sanctimonious you are, and you regularly seek out negative attention. It's pretty clear that you have some massive, massive self-esteem issues you need to address. Now, you may have heard "self-esteem" and locked up mentally, which would be another reason to seek mental help.

Cole posted:

You're just setting that maturity bar higher and higher. Keep going!

Effectronica posted:

I'm not going to give someone respect for having the deep levels of self-loathing or sexual masochism necessary to regularly seek out environments where you will be yelled at over and over.

Cole posted:

keep going

Effectronica posted:

Why do you prefer this to acting like a human being and conversing with people? Surely you can make up the responses for yourself and have almost as satisfying an effect.

Cole posted:

Effectronica posted:

Okay, so what I'm getting is that you view yourself as so superior to everyone else who posts here that you are unable to conceive of interacting with them as equals, or at the very minimum unwilling to. But you can just invent people who will do whatever you want and say things exactly as stupid as you want to hear, so there's really no need for you to ever interact in the first place.

Cole posted:

someone call the

thanks man, that's the release i needed.

Effectronica posted:

You already answered it, dumbass. I want to know why it was so hard for you to give a straight answer. Do you see a therapist? Because if not, well...

Effectronica posted:

We absolutely can, depressive. You should just get it over with and kill yourself if you're gonna be obnoxious about your brain defects, frankly.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Effectronica are you sure you shouldn't be busy calling people who disagree with you mentally ill in a great display of forums irony

Speaking of not acting contemptuous

Effectronica posted:

It's kinda cool how the people who whine the most about hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness are themselves hypocrites and sanctimonious.

Effectronica posted:

There's nothing wrong with being contemptuous if you are a superior being, which I am, and which you two are not. But in any case, you wail about people being "hypocritical" while being a hypocrite yourself. You complain about people making offensive jokes while enjoying them yourself. You treat people with contempt and then are disgusted by people doing it to you. Do as I say, not as I do.

Vahakyla posted:

Does anyone have opinions on limb shots perhaps? What about flashlights?

Vahakyla posted:

Guys. Guys.

Does anyone have opinions on limb shots perhaps? What about flashlights?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

I just want you to be honest about it so we can be friends. We have so much in common.

Cole posted:

no one said high school girls

he said we pray on fat girls

e: oh i didnt see that other post

i never met any mil dudes who prayed on high school girls though, so it's a pretty flat joke.

DrNutt posted:

Preyed, not prayed. So I guess you haven't spent much time in base towns or with military guys huh?

DrNutt posted:

e: yes the joke is you're a GIP regular so if you've never seen soldiers preying on underage girls you're full of poo poo. Or blind, but I think they would have caught that at meps.

DrNutt posted:

I'm sure it was more common in the halcyon days of America's patriot boner following 9/11 but go to any given bowling alley within 40 miles of a base and you can find motards sleazing it up for their high school girlfriends. But continue to be completely flabbergasted by the suggestion that enlisted military personnel might have weird issues with women. No studies to that effect floating around out there or anything.

Cole posted:

And you just sit back and do nothing about it???

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Its like one of those documentaries where they just watch the lion eating a baby bunny.

Except in this case the lion is mildly retarded and the bunny weighs 400 pounds.

Booourns posted:

It's the only subforum that actually proclaims to be a safe space and has a mod ready every day to defend it after all.

Effectronica posted:

There's nothing wrong with being contemptuous if you are a superior being, which I am, and which you two are not. But in any case, you wail about people being "hypocritical" while being a hypocrite yourself. You complain about people making offensive jokes while enjoying them yourself. You treat people with contempt and then are disgusted by people doing it to you. It is acceptable to sneer at the depressed so long as you use the codeword "sadbrains" and are part of the in-group, but when the outgroup does it, it's a crime. Do as I say, not as I do.

-Troika- posted:

On the other hand, it keeps Sedanchair from posting there.