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jalopybrown posted:It'll probably be another 4 days before she discovers this She's PM'd the OP but he isn't responding. Is the thread dead lol?
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Jun 30, 2014 18:14
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Al Borland posted:Just checked their steam profile. They have like steam level 43 holy poo poo. And the golden potato so yeah, That's how you do weekly washings and not notice a stench. dont steam shame
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Jun 30, 2014 18:32
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I read the weekly shower thing as an obvious joke but I guess we're pretending not to get it because it's funnier if she meant it
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Jun 30, 2014 18:38
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A misanthrope posted:Real post: I made it a point to tell my boss if I ever miss work and am not answering my phone that they need to send someone to my house and check on me. I got pets and poo poo and I don't want them to starve to death after they eat my body. Isn't that kind of just assumed? I don't have any formal plan with my employer but I assume they would like call my mom or my building if I just stopped showing up for work without explanation.
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Jun 30, 2014 18:42
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Torka posted:I read the weekly shower thing as an obvious joke but I guess we're pretending not to get it because it's funnier if she meant it Yeah I don't know how anyone could take that statement seriously, it's not like she's the type of person not to notice if she smelled horrible.
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Jun 30, 2014 18:43
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Yeah I don't know how anyone could take that statement seriously, it's not like she's the type of person not to notice if she smelled horrible. point 
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Jun 30, 2014 18:46
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It does bring up the question, I'm level 2 on Steam & I wonder if there's a point to levels & if so if there's a way to get my level up without descending into filth & madness? You get booster packs more frequently for pretend cards that autistics buy for money. Best way to do this? Start a game up and go AFK. Just let it run overnight and then reap all the cards you get. Every badge you craft or some crap lets you get experience or somethin. IDK my level is like 12 just cause I've had steam since day 1. Never crafted a single badge I just keep the cards and figure in 10 years if steam is still around some retard avid collector will pay hundreds for them. e: Also even if you sit on your rear end all day you still need to bathe at least every other day.
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Hey all, just popping in here to say that it's cool and all to mock somebody for not knowing/caring that her roommate has been dead for 5 days, but personal hygiene jokes? That's just hosed up, even for the type of unsavory "trolls" who usually frequent this forum.
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exquisite tea posted:Hey all, just popping in here to say that it's cool and all to mock somebody for not knowing/caring that her roommate has been dead for 5 days, but personal hygiene jokes? That's just hosed up, even for the type of unsavory "trolls" who usually frequent this forum. Some people do love the stench of smelly genitals so you make a fair point.
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Jun 30, 2014 18:48
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Al Borland posted:You get booster packs more frequently for pretend cards that autistics buy for money. i hadn't once checked my cards or w/e until this steam sale and it turns out i had like a hundred of them and i sold them all and got $9. i then bought four games with that $9 which is a p good deal sell your steam cards people. i dont understand them but they're free money
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Jun 30, 2014 18:49
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Fandyien posted:i hadn't once checked my cards or w/e until this steam sale and it turns out i had like a hundred of them and i sold them all and got $9. i then bought four games with that $9 which is a p good deal Pretty much, unless you want backgrounds / emoticons for games. When you craft a badge you get like an emoticon. The best part is steam does it SA style so you do like  with the ::'s to make it work.I just wish it incorporated SA emoticons. E: Also if your roommate is dead and still logged into steam I suggest you make him trade all his steam cards with you and add you to his family plan.
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Jun 30, 2014 18:51
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Al Borland posted:Pretty much, unless you want backgrounds / emoticons for games. When you craft a badge you get like an emoticon. The best part is steam does it SA style so you do like i have like five emoticons and i have never crafted a badge. how did i get them, legit curious
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Al Borland posted:Pretty much, unless you want backgrounds / emoticons for games. When you craft a badge you get like an emoticon. The best part is steam does it SA style so you do like please take this videogame autism lesson out of the corpse hilarity in GBS thread
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Jun 30, 2014 18:53
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Fandyien posted:i have like five emoticons and i have never crafted a badge. how did i get them, legit curious No clue, I got a few from bastion that are kinda cool. Did someone gift them to you? Perhaps a living roommate? Have they gifted you anything lately? They could be dead!
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Jun 30, 2014 18:53
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Spanish Manlove posted:please take this videogame autism lesson out of the corpse hilarity in GBS thread *sujstained farting sound*
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Jun 30, 2014 18:55
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if you don't notice for 5 days that your roommate is dead, poo poo if you don't notice it within like 6 hours unless it happens while you're sleeping or something, you have to start seriously questioning your life choices especially if you're in your 40s and still have a roommates. i mean that alone
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Jun 30, 2014 18:56
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Fandyien posted:*sujstained farting sound* please don't helldump me
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Jun 30, 2014 18:56
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Considering I live in a 2 room apartment probably not too long. Also if I were to kill myself then it'd probably take a week or so for people to find me. I'd crawl under my tiny rear end bed.
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Jun 30, 2014 18:58
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Al Borland posted:You get booster packs more frequently for pretend cards that autistics buy for money. Al Borland: haha this person is on steam a lot, let me just take this opportunity to brag about how I am also on steam a lot
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Jun 30, 2014 19:00
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Shithouse Dave posted:Al Borland: haha this person is on steam a lot, let me just take this opportunity to brag about how I am also on steam a lot
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Jun 30, 2014 19:02
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Shithouse Dave posted:Al Borland: haha this person is on steam a lot, let me just take this opportunity to brag about how I am also on steam a lot Yes, but I'm not on enough to not notice a corpse rotting in the room next to me.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:02
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Spanish Manlove posted:Shithouse Dave paraphrasing Al Borland: haha this person is on steam a lot, let me just take this opportunity to brag about how I am also on steam a lot
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Jun 30, 2014 19:04
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Three Olives posted:Isn't that kind of just assumed? I don't have any formal plan with my employer but I assume they would like call my mom or my building if I just stopped showing up for work without explanation. MY BUILDING
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Jun 30, 2014 19:05
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Al Borland posted:Yes, but I'm not on enough to not notice a corpse rotting in the room next to me. yes, because you're teh corpse noticing expert around these parts obviously
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Spanish Manlove posted:yes, because you're teh corpse noticing expert around these parts obviously Spanish Manlove posted:please take this videogame autism lesson out of the corpse hilarity in GBS thread
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jalopybrown posted:It'll probably be another 4 days before she discovers this
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Wow I missed that one.
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my brother and my best friend check in on me twice a day (and me with them twice a day) b/c we've all had people just unexpectedly die on us  my other best friend, who i actually like more than the one who constantly keeps in touch, i will only speak to every month or so and i legit fear for his life b/c he's an introvert film guy who spends most of his time in a basement editing/colorizing poo poo 
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Jun 30, 2014 19:21
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Some women have this amazing ability to completely zone out everything that doesn't directly affect them at that very moment. It's kind of like autism without the obsessing over minor stuff part
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Jun 30, 2014 19:25
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nutranurse posted:my brother and my best friend check in on me twice a day (and me with them twice a day) b/c we've all had people just unexpectedly die on us uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jun 30, 2014 19:25
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nutranurse posted:my brother and my best friend check in on me twice a day (and me with them twice a day) b/c we've all had people just unexpectedly die on us are you fat or retarded or something because most people don't need to be check on twice a day. i'm concerned for you nutranurse.
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Jun 30, 2014 19:26
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nutra are you suffering from depression, and do you have any sharp objects in your place that you have hidden away?
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im pretty sure dead roommate girl is from hungary so the whole concept of what her living arrangement should be like at 40 is a little off my goon brethren.
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Tiler Kiwi posted:Weekend at Ladycrew's
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Jun 30, 2014 19:33
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Pretty sure the lady thread dead roommate poster is male Never assume a feminosm or lady crew poster is female, often they are loser dudes looking for any validation in life even from fat goonnettes who shower once a week max, have decaying corpses in theyre home, take months to draw third grader conic books as their only hobby, are ugly, obsess over anime, work in a call center, think about rape nonstop, have anxiety and ptsd about working for a living, have glasses, gender issues obvs, and are stupid jerks
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Jun 30, 2014 19:43
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freehotel posted:Pretty sure the lady thread dead roommate poster is male me irl
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Jun 30, 2014 19:44
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freehotel posted:Pretty sure the lady thread dead roommate poster is male Actually she posted herself shooped as a wow elf or some dumb thing
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Jun 30, 2014 19:45
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The coroner took my roommate this morning, do I have a legal leg to stand on?
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Every day I chat with my gf, friends, family & sundry acquaintances, I assumed that was just what socializing was but apparently there's another level that is simply people checking in to make sure you haven't died.
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