[Poll] How long would you take to notice someone in your house had died ?

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Was 5 days a reasonable time
	No I would notice immediatly
	No I would notice in a day or 2 that I had not seen the deceased
	Yes that is a good response time and probably the average
	I would pretend nothing was amiss and hopefully they would just rot into a soup
	I live alone and doubt anyone would notice MY death
	Goku is my housemate

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

jalopybrown posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585136&userid=109351#post431520391

This poster in the ladies thread took 5 days to notice, is this quick, slow or just right.

(full disclosure I am not a lady and only checked the thread because someone in QCS said the gay mod posted there)

lol

# ¿ Jun 29, 2014 22:59

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Wierre posted:

So whats the best method to force yourself into cleaning your apartment?

Recently I really started to toy with the idea of hiring a cleaner.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2014 23:12

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

The growing stench of her roommate's bloated, rotting corpse must have unfortunately coincided with her weekly wash schedule.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 17:10

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Hey all, just popping in here to say that it's cool and all to mock somebody for not knowing/caring that her roommate has been dead for 5 days, but personal hygiene jokes? That's just hosed up, even for the type of unsavory "trolls" who usually frequent this forum.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 18:46

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