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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > [Poll] How long would you take to notice someone in your house had died ?
Was 5 days a reasonable time
No I would notice immediatly
No I would notice in a day or 2 that I had not seen the deceased
Yes that is a good response time and probably the average
I would pretend nothing was amiss and hopefully they would just rot into a soup
I live alone and doubt anyone would notice MY death
Goku is my housemate
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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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 Do dead people smell like that sweet-but-fermenty smell that a rotting woodland creature in the forest does?

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Al Borland posted:

You get booster packs more frequently for pretend cards that autistics buy for money.

Best way to do this? Start a game up and go AFK. Just let it run overnight and then reap all the cards you get. Every badge you craft or some crap lets you get experience or somethin. IDK my level is like 12 just cause I've had steam since day 1. Never crafted a single badge I just keep the cards and figure in 10 years if steam is still around some retard avid collector will pay hundreds for them.

e:

Also even if you sit on your rear end all day you still need to bathe at least every other day.

Al Borland: haha this person is on steam a lot, let me just take this opportunity to brag about how I am also on steam a lot

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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slinkimalinki posted:

she's prob not even the fifth most broken person in that thread.

Why don't you go on and rank goons for our edification? I'd like to know just where I fit on the broken and hosed up scale.

Just wanted to let you all know also, that all the people and pets in my house are still alive as of lunchtime.

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