[Poll] How long would you take to notice someone in your house had died ?

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Was 5 days a reasonable time
	No I would notice immediatly
	No I would notice in a day or 2 that I had not seen the deceased
	Yes that is a good response time and probably the average
	I would pretend nothing was amiss and hopefully they would just rot into a soup
	I live alone and doubt anyone would notice MY death
	Goku is my housemate

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Lol

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 11:15

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:17

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

"How can I spin my roomates death into getting girls numbers? [ModNote: Don't kill your roommates for sex]"

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 13:57

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Dear r/legaladvice, is it illegal to use my roommates corpse to double date with?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 14:08

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Dear r/legaladvide, my raid leader kicked me out because I let my roomate (who's the tank) die of a heart attack during the raid last week. Can I sue someone if I don't know their real name?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 14:21

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Al Borland posted:

Also how can you go a week without smelling like irish spring soap? I can't stand not smelling like the springs of Ireland (alcohol).

close but no cigar

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 17:56

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Al Borland posted:

Pretty much, unless you want backgrounds / emoticons for games. When you craft a badge you get like an emoticon. The best part is steam does it SA style so you do like with the ::'s to make it work.

I just wish it incorporated SA emoticons.

E:
Also if your roommate is dead and still logged into steam I suggest you make him trade all his steam cards with you and add you to his family plan.

please take this videogame autism lesson out of the corpse hilarity in GBS thread

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 18:53

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Fandyien posted:

*sujstained farting sound*

please don't helldump me

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 18:56

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Shithouse Dave posted:

Al Borland: haha this person is on steam a lot, let me just take this opportunity to brag about how I am also on steam a lot

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 19:02

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Al Borland posted:

Yes, but I'm not on enough to not notice a corpse rotting in the room next to me.

yes, because you're teh corpse noticing expert around these parts obviously

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 19:05

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

nutranurse posted:

my brother and my best friend check in on me twice a day (and me with them twice a day) b/c we've all had people just unexpectedly die on us

my other best friend, who i actually like more than the one who constantly keeps in touch, i will only speak to every month or so and i legit fear for his life b/c he's an introvert film guy who spends most of his time in a basement editing/colorizing poo poo

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 19:25

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

The coroner took my roommate this morning, do I have a legal leg to stand on?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 19:46

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:17

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

jalopybrown posted:

Be honest Three Olives, if someone died in the condo would you use it as an excuse to post pictures of your beautiful home?

i wonder if he locks his mexican maid inside while he leaves for work so she doesn't steal anything.

Spanish Manlove fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jun 30, 2014

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 20:14

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