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hey guys my roomate's lying on the floor in a pull of blood and oh yeah his head is not there anymore? is he dead? should i call someone? gonna wait a few days and hoep this sorts itself out standby for updates
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Jun 30, 2014 04:02
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Secks Cauldron posted:Call your roommate's cell phone and see if he answers. If he doesn't pick up wait a few more days before trying again. i dunno i dont want to disturb him so i just took a pic and tagged him when i posted it to facebook with the caption "lol look at this retard lmfao" if he doesn't respond or like it i guess he is prob not alive (but i don't want to jump to any hasty conclusions)
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Jun 30, 2014 04:17
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Real post: I made it a point to tell my boss if I ever miss work and am not answering my phone that they need to send someone to my house and check on me. I got pets and poo poo and I don't want them to starve to death after they eat my body.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:22
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Jun 30, 2014 04:34
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I am OK posted:They post in a GBS megathread. lol i love how everything's just back to normal in that thread and they're talking about surf metal and tv shows and what-not oh someone here just found out they'd been ignoring a dead body in their apartment for five days? whatever let's talk about anime
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Jun 30, 2014 04:41
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I know, wtf? I assumed that the thread would be all about Corpseghazi but nope, posting updates about my puppy & dinner plans! So I guess it's a thread-wide personality defect and not just a quirk of one poster. Do not ever have a medical emergency when there's only a member of the gbs ladies thread around. You will loving die while they tell you about their cats and ship Dr. Who characters.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:53
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EA Sports posted:death is certain but if you live with a goon a timely burial is not edit: One of the latest posts in that thread -- Troposphere posted:we were pushed to a corner of the con next to a booth that played doctor who episodes the entire time. i'll be glad if i never hear the doctor who theme song ever again oh yeah hey cool um yes this is definitely the most interesting thing to be talking about right now! *hair toss* *giggle*
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Jun 30, 2014 05:01
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viscous wolves posted:a day or two at most, since the room to their door is right next to the kitchen and the smell of rotting flesh is pretty distinctive oh yeah hey youre right! it's not even worth mentioning. pretty much non-news really *yawn* well time to talk about what i'm wearing to the anime convention! 
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Jun 30, 2014 05:22
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viscous wolves posted:that's a very flippant approach to this situation, I feel that you aren't taking this very seriously you're 100% right because i think this is the goddam funniest thing to happen on these forums in a while and i just kinda want to bask in it for a bit 
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Jun 30, 2014 05:37
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Bobby Brown posted:billys room is starting to smell and even though hes literally right next door to me i better call his phone. GULP well here goes nothing *has several small panic attacks as phone rings* drat... his phones off... better swim back through that garbage to your computer and post about it on the SomethingAwful.com forums
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Jun 30, 2014 05:53
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Guys if i ever go more than an hour without making a post pls assume i have died and alert the coroner. Pls do not leave me to rot in a puddle of my own excrement or try to sex my body. Thnks in advance.
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Jun 30, 2014 11:48
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:what if he had been alive for a day or two but the op was too awkward to talk to the roomie what if he just stayed silent because he knew his roommate would be too wrapped up in WOW to respond anyway?
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Jun 30, 2014 11:56
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 This is your morning body check reminder. Please search your disgusting, trash-filled rooms for corpses. I wish I didn't have to issue this reminder but apparently it's necessary.
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Jun 30, 2014 12:17
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:thanks for sharing we don't actually care because we're mocking a woman who left her dead roommate to rot for almost a week because she doesn't shower hey I care edit: took out the reference to all-pro sexman being a dick face because I like all-pro sexman and i haven't had my morning coffee
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Jun 30, 2014 12:19
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ymgve posted:define "in your house" We're talking about a room in your house/apartment. Not your roof or under the the earth's lithosphere 24 miles below your home.
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Jun 30, 2014 13:48
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mookface posted:You notice dead babies pretty quick and I wouldn't be posting about it I would be out of my mind with grief You wouldn't even post in E/N? Thread title: "Should I use dead baby sympathy to get a date?"
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Jun 30, 2014 13:53
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Spanish Manlove posted:"How can I spin my roomates death into getting girls numbers? [ModNote: Don't kill your roommates for sex]" lol "Funeral director complimented my choice in coffins - Will she bang?"
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Jun 30, 2014 14:18
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jalopybrown posted:It'll probably be another 4 days before she discovers this
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Jun 30, 2014 19:11
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Spanish Manlove posted:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jun 30, 2014 20:04
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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! This is your afternoon reminder to check your diseased domiciles for dead bodies. Please collect all corpses and deposit them in the sanctioned cadaver piles located in your respective city or village centers.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:15
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thanks for helping me get the word out all-pro sexman  we're making the dream of corpse-free goon homes a reality
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