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Was 5 days a reasonable time
No I would notice immediatly
No I would notice in a day or 2 that I had not seen the deceased
Yes that is a good response time and probably the average
I would pretend nothing was amiss and hopefully they would just rot into a soup
I live alone and doubt anyone would notice MY death
Goku is my housemate
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Apr 18, 2012

a day or two at most, since the room to their door is right next to the kitchen and the smell of rotting flesh is pretty distinctive

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I know, wtf? I assumed that the thread would be all about Corpseghazi but nope, posting updates about my puppy & dinner plans!

the person who posted about their dead roommate is not a regular, she's maybe posted fifteen times in that thread

I'm kind of aghast but what else is there to say, really

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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

oh yeah hey youre right! it's not even worth mentioning. pretty much non-news really *yawn* well time to talk about what i'm wearing to the anime convention! :sparkles:

that's a very flippant approach to this situation, I feel that you aren't taking this very seriously

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Apr 18, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

A squirrel died in my attic once & the smell was so overpowering that I couldn't be in the house for more than a few minutes at a time while searching for the origin of the smell before I would have to run outside & dry heave so I am just imagining that a dead human probably smells worse than a dead squirrel but maybe I need to check my corpse privilege.

maybe he died of mummification, or she collected dead animals

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Apr 18, 2012

flesh dance posted:

makes it even weirder :ghost:

yeah it seems like something you'd make an e/n thread about, if you were the sort that needed consultation from SA to check on your missing roommate

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Apr 18, 2012

Tiler Kiwi posted:

Weekend at Ladycrew's

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Apr 18, 2012

freehotel posted:

Pretty sure the lady thread dead roommate poster is male

Never assume a feminosm or lady crew poster is female, often they are loser dudes looking for any validation in life even from fat goonnettes who shower once a week max, have decaying corpses in theyre home, take months to draw third grader conic books as their only hobby, are ugly, obsess over anime, work in a call center, think about rape nonstop, have anxiety and ptsd about working for a living, have glasses, gender issues obvs, and are stupid jerks

there are quite a lot of guys who post in the thread but I think the majority of the regulars are female. nothing wrong with having glasses anyways

btw still haven't died as of 3:04 PM today

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